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Stupid things you've said to a woman


Jenson
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I'm very curious to know how the conversation evolved into telling a woman her tits are too small? How did it get there?

TBH, I don't really know. It was something that has been on my mind (pros and cons of continuing to see her) and I just blurted it out in my drunken stupidity. Not my finest hour I will admit.

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A mate of mine was shagging a bird after having a load of Gary's and stopped mid stroke to ask her how spurs got on. Always fucking cracked me up that one!

Reminds me of when in uni, equally dosed up, I told a bird, i was getting bored now and I couldn't wait to get off her so I could piss and put the fire on.

 

To be fair, she was in agreement and sound about it.

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