Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[TheHowieLama]

Imagine the amount of the Balotelli payoff, inside your head -- imagine it-- then multiply it times three and stand in platform heels. That is Benteke.

[Arl arse]

Imagine the amount of the Balotelli payoff, inside your head -- imagine it-- then multiply it times three and stand in platform heels. That is Benteke.

I've got the high heels covered, but I'm struggling with the rest.

[TheHowieLama]

I've got the high heels covered

 

In the front and the back?

[Arl arse]

In the front and the back?

Depends if you buy me dinner first.

[Jairzinho]

Depends if you buy me dinner first.

 

You're not having a curry.

[Arl arse]

You're not having a curry.

I'll leave her to John Major, no big deal.

[amli]

Chelsea are interested in bringing Benteke to Stamford Bridge if they fail in their attempt to sign Lukaku. (Matt Hughes -Times) #lfc

[Skrtel Milk]

Give them Benteke + £5M, then they give us Matic. Please.


 

[Barrington Womble]

We ve lost some players since xabi in 09, mascherano 10, Torres 11, Carragher 13, Suarez 14, Gerrard and Sterling 15.

 

Coutinho 16?

You've missed my dirk out there too.

[Unrighteous]

Have we fucked it all up yet?

[Jose Jones]

Have we fucked it all up yet?

Doing ok so far. Got a goalie upgrade.

[therevivalist]

Coutinho is going nowhere, not now, not until he wins us the league. He's a level headed lad who knows his interests are best served with Liverpool and he's a star. He can see how much Sterling's growth has been stunted at Chitty too. So just lay off this idle topic. Chill boys chill.

[Anubis]

He's not Moreno that's all that matters.

 

Yup. Steady over brainfart is an immediate improvement.

[Anubis]

I was out mate. They had a pensioners special on down the pub. They mash your food up for you as well.

And you never invited me.

 

That tweet about Benteke not accepting lucrative offers from China. Can FSG not send somebody around to have a word?

 

 

[Denny Crane]

It won't happen will it 165 million warchest at Everton.

 

I like they write in blue at the end.

 

[stringvest]

Benteke probably does have a future in the prem. I'm not concerned about getting rid of him, because I think we'll get decent money there. It's the rest of the useless twots.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Linked to another left bac, Jordan Amavi at Villa.

[Frankenhooker]

It won't happen will it 165 million warchest at Everton.

 

I like they write in blue at the end.

 

That £165m probably includes the £140m they'll get for Barkley, Lukaku, Stones and Coleman.

[Section_31]

Don't know why you all do it to yourselves. There's more blag sport SEO headline writers out there than there are Chinamen. A lot of these sports sites actually employ unpaid staff now. I honestly wouldn't get worked about anything until it actually happens. May as well listen to Cameron talk about Europe if you want facts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

We ve lost some players since xabi in 09, mascherano 10, Torres 11, Carragher 13, Suarez 14, Gerrard and Sterling 15.

 

Coutinho 16?

Three fled the shipwreck of the Hicks and Gillett erase. Then one retired; one went to his rightful place at the world's biggest club; one went into semi-retirement and another continued his career trajectory of chasing the money. No pattern to those players leaving, just a worrying failure to adequately replace them.

 

Benteke 16.

[El Dangerous]

Linked to another left bac, Jordan Amavi at Villa.

Resident Europhile 3stacks rates him highly. Used to watch him kicking a pigs bladder around the farm in St Etienne when he was a nipper.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Marlos Moreno, Columbian forward anyone ? Can play all across the forward line, like a greased whippet.

[The Golden Eel]

Marlos Moreno, Columbian forward anyone ? Can play all across the forward line, like a greased whippet.

 

Never heard of him but my initial thoughts are:

 

1. Another Moreno?

2. Was there a typo on his birth certificate?

3. He's shit

[Boss]

Jordan Amavi from Aston Villa doing the rounds today.

[M_B]

That £165m probably includes the £140m they'll get for Barkley, Lukaku, Stones and Coleman.

 

and Arteta.