Cilla Black has died..

[Bjornebye]

She'll have taken a lot of Yew Tree secrets to the grave.

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Are you suggesting our graeme was a nonce?

[VladimirIlyich]

I never knew myself unlike some knowledgeable types on here , bad accent yes and not for me for sure, but why some have to vent their rage is a bit odd. From Liverpool moved away , like plenty of others, so what , Tory was she so what . I didn't realise she was some sort of traitor to something , just some bird who made good no more no less , did like the grim reaper picture though

She shamelessly supported a woman whose government despised the people of Merseyside and caused untold misery for them and their families for many years and that sort of thing is not easily forgotten.

[Section_31]

Watched that Granada piece, he was talking about how he'd gone to Michael flatleys house in Barbados with her for a party and he thought Pete price was her driver. You forget sometimes that the likes of him, Herbert and purps are only well known in Liverpool.

[Guest Super Sub]

Watched that Granada piece, he was talking about how he'd gone to Michael flatleys house in Barbados with her for a party and he thought Pete price was her driver. You forget sometimes that the likes of him, Herbert and purps are only well known in Liverpool.

Pete price is a shameless name dropping cunt, his biography was also called name dropping or something wasn't it.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Pete price is a shameless name dropping cunt, his biography was also called name dropping or something wasn't it.

Think it was 'shirt lifting'. If it wasn't, it should have been.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I got chicken licken his autobiography for Xmas one year. He read it 10 times

[General Dryness]

I got chicken licken his autobiography for Xmas one year. He read it 10 times

I call bullshit.

 

All the pages would have been stuck together after two reads.

[SammyAftershave]

 

Are the other two keeping the pot warm for Edwina?

[Furmedge]

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Are you suggesting our graeme was a nonce?

Not sure, but Bob Carolgee's got away with fisting dogs for years.

[Bjornebye]

Not sure, but Bob Carolgee's got away with fisting dogs for years.

Its in the water

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Is it OK not to give a fuck? 

[Son of L8]

Is it OK not to give a fuck?

 

No. You must be either grief-stricken or outraged. It's the British way.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

No. You must be either grief-stricken or outraged. It's the British way.

 

Living abroad must give me some leeway mate! 

[General Dryness]

Living abroad must give me some leeway mate! 

 

Yeah, you're ok fella.

 

Nary a fuck was given in New Zealand. I reckon you're safe in Germany.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Yeah, you're ok fella.

 

Nary a fuck was given in New Zealand. I reckon you're safe in Germany.

 

Phew! I will rep when Cilla reloads my gun. 

[Champ]

Is it OK not to give a fuck?

 

Let me assure you if you still lived here, you'd give a fuck all right

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Let me assure you if you still lived here, you'd give a fuck all right

 

As in changing the channel to find something better to watch? 

[Sut]

From National Treasure to Buried Treasure.

[Champ]

As in changing the channel to find something better to watch?

 

Across the tv, radio, front page newspaper headlines, 'She's with Bobby now', magazines. Its embarrassing

[Section_31]

Can't believe Sheridan Smith got all the plaudits for her Cilla bollocks, thought it was shite. 

 

"Hey let's go the cavern for a lorra lorra laughs' 

 

'Oooh are you then kidda?'

 

'Me name's Ringo STaaaaaaaa' 

 

'that's a funny name you stupid twat!'

 

I might write this down and send it to the Everyman 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Across the tv, radio, front page newspaper headlines, 'She's with Bobby now', magazines. Its embarrassing

 

Yeah, I turn the channel over until the fornicating has finished. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Can't believe Sheridan Smith got all the plaudits for her Cilla bollocks, thought it was shite. 

 

"Hey let's go the cavern for a lorra lorra laughs' 

 

'Oooh are you then kidda?'

 

'Me name's Ringo STaaaaaaaa' 

 

'that's a funny name you stupid twat!'

 

I might write this down and send it to the Everyman 

 

I didn't watch it mate, the trailers were enough to put me off it. 

[Champ]

Yeah, I turn the channel over until the fornicating has finished.

 

Prude

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Prude

Aye, the news is shite anyway, you can gleam what you need to know from the headlines and then move over to the internet for a more in-depth and balanced analysis. 

[stringvest]

Touching 2 line poem Jimmy Saville wrote for Cilla:

 

If you're fed up with foreplay, and all that palaver

Have a cadaver.