Man United Vs Liverpool

[Iceman]

Anyone would have done the same mate. Gollum on a steep mountain side is too good a chance to pass up. everton fan was she? Not surprised you broke up.

 

 

 

 

 

did you see what I did there?

[Dr Nowt]

Anyone would have done the same mate. Gollum on a steep mountain side is too good a chance to pass up. everton fan was she? Not surprised you broke up.

 

 

 

 

 

did you see what I did there?

 

Just hated football entirely.  So effectively, may as well have been.

[mouse1989]

I had a really bad dream about this game last night

 

we played a bizarre team

 

--------------------Mignolet----------------------

Mclaughlin--Skrtel-----Enrique----Cissokho

-----------------Lucas--Teixeira------------------

Sterling-------------Dodo*--------------Henderson

--------------------------Aspas-----------------------------

 

and we went one nil down within a minute after Dodo's back pass went straight into the bottom corner, I then woke up in a hot sweat just as Brendan quickly brought Suarez and Stevie on after seeing Moyes stood there grinning like the massive goon he is

 

*For the record Dodo is a player who I don't think exists other than in this dream, he was brazilian with an extraordinarily shit haircut

Impossible team...

 

 

McLaughlin is out on loan

[Paco]

I had a really bad dream about this game last night

 

we played a bizarre team

 

--------------------Mignolet----------------------

Mclaughlin--Skrtel-----Enrique----Cissokho

-----------------Lucas--Teixeira------------------

Sterling-------------Dodo*--------------Henderson

--------------------------Aspas-----------------------------

 

and we went one nil down within a minute after Dodo's back pass went straight into the bottom corner, I then woke up in a hot sweat just as Brendan quickly brought Suarez and Stevie on after seeing Moyes stood there grinning like the massive goon he is

 

*For the record Dodo is a player who I don't think exists other than in this dream, he was brazilian with an extraordinarily shit haircut

that ll be our team next season if we dont make champions league

[Torvald Utne]

As if we'd hold on to sterling

[Naz17]

So I expect Rooney will be told to mark Gerrard when he has the ball to shut down his influence. If this happens, how can we overcome this?

[Guest LFD]

So I expect Rooney will be told to mark Gerrard when he has the ball to shut down his influence. If this happens, how can we overcome this?

 

Miss out Gerrard and pass to Henderson or Allen / Coutinho whoever is playing.

 

If Rooney is focusing on stopping Gerrard rather than trying to hurt us, then that shows how worried they are.

[Dr Nowt]

So I expect Rooney will be told to mark Gerrard when he has the ball to shut down his influence. If this happens, how can we overcome this?

 

Run about a bit, based on the past few games.

[fowler9]

So I expect Rooney will be told to mark Gerrard when he has the ball to shut down his influence. If this happens, how can we overcome this?

 

Point and laugh when he gets sent off after 5 minutes?

[The Golden Eel]

3-1 to us, I don't care for all this superstitious mumbo jumbo, they're shite, we're great, we just go out and batter them

[MLB]

Provoke Rooney and he will definitely get sent off. I reckon there's a real chance of a red card for them in this one.

[fowler9]

Provoke Rooney and he will definitely get sent off. I reckon there's a real chance of a red card for them in this one.

just show Vidic a picture of Torres and its job done on that front

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Man Ure 0 - LFC 4

 

Don't know who scores the first three - obviously, S, S & S will be wreaking havoc - but Aspas off the bench is going to Dossena all over them for the 4th.

 

And so it shall come to pass...

[Boss]

I had a nightmare once were John Fashanu was stalking me, i was with my girlfriend in Cardiff city centre, and i kept looking round to see a hooded John Fashanu watching me. Then it went dark in the dream and i started running full pelt away from him.

 

I ran into my dad's house and was trying to explain how Fashanu was trying to kill me, my dad ran out into the back garden (don't ask me how he got there) to confront him and after a few minutes i looked out with my girlfriend and my dad's head was on a spike. 

[TheHowieLama]

but Aspas off the bench is going to Dossena all over them for the 4th.

 

And so it shall come to pass...

 

[TheHowieLama]

Fashanu was trying to kill me, my dad ran out into the back garden (don't ask me how he got there) to confront him and after a few minutes i looked out with my girlfriend and my dad's head was on a spike. 

 

[Section_31]

We're not going to attack?

 

I have my orders from the Emperor himself, we only need to keep them from escaping.

[Dr Nowt]

I had a nightmare once were John Fashanu was stalking me, i was with my girlfriend in Cardiff city centre, and i kept looking round to see a hooded John Fashanu watching me. Then it went dark in the dream and i started running full pelt away from him.

 

I ran into my dad's house and was trying to explain how Fashanu was trying to kill me, my dad ran out into the back garden (don't ask me how he got there) to confront him and after a few minutes i looked out with my girlfriend and my dad's head was on a spike.

Absolutely superb mate.

 

 

[RedRazor]

I had a really bad dream about this game last night

 

we played a bizarre team

 

--------------------Mignolet----------------------

Mclaughlin--Skrtel-----Enrique----Cissokho

-----------------Lucas--Teixeira------------------

Sterling-------------Dodo*--------------Henderson

--------------------------Aspas-----------------------------

 

and we went one nil down within a minute after Dodo's back pass went straight into the bottom corner, I then woke up in a hot sweat just as Brendan quickly brought Suarez and Stevie on after seeing Moyes stood there grinning like the massive goon he is

 

*For the record Dodo is a player who I don't think exists other than in this dream, he was brazilian with an extraordinarily shit haircut

I heard that Dodo's ex stinked.

 

I think that was what they said.

[Aldonose]

Looking at it objectively we should win this game fairly comfortably. It's all about us. If we turn up and play to our capabilities (mostly from an attacking sense) we win the game. That is purely based on the results/performances of both sides for a number of months. As long as the players don't get caught up in the occasion, and apply themselves properly we have a great chance of winning.

[Stickman]

Think this is going to be a really tough game and anyone thinking we're just gonna turn up and wipe the floor with them are kidding themselves.

When Utd were dominant they never once came to Anfield and destroyed us the best they achieved were a couple of 3 1 victories one of which James threw a couple in the net.

Plus this is a derby game which means tactics usually go out the window which means Gollum unfortunately will probably have no influence on the game.

Hope we win but even whiskey nose knew how tough a game these can be which is why he was usually so negative when he came to our ground, even though most times they were much better than us.

[Iceman]

Form isn't the best guide for these clashes but if we play the way we have been for most of the season, I don't think they will be able to stop us. If we over-think it then that will play into their hands. A scrappy war of attrition type game will suit them, so I'm hoping we don't fly in with some derby like tackles early on, but instead just let our superior football do the talking. We just need to go all out and attack them really. They can't live with us if we do that.

[BCM]

People are getting a bit carried away really, we have a great chance of getting a win there.But in reality we have won 6 games away out of 14 this season. So its not going to be easy.

[magicrat]

I heard that Dodo's ex stinked.

 

 

 

I tried and failed to think of decent pun for Dodo. See you've had a similar problem !!

[WhiskeyJar]

Any team that has Mata, Van Persie and Rooney has the ability to cause damage, no matter who is managing them.

 

We need to be careful in this one and not underestimate them.