Yeah she squats.

[Bobby Hundreds]

its like pringles once you pop you can't stop I can't stop clicking next on these pictures forget skinny catwalk bints I could literally spend hours just flicking through all those pics. My bird walks in I'm a tab changing ninja.

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=512605632144975&set=pb.399839513421588.-2207520000.1381504957.&type=3&permPage=1

[Carvalho Diablo]

As my owld Granda once told me, "Son, never fuck owt you can't fight."

 

I was 6 at the time.

[Bobby Hundreds]

We'll most of the women on there I would pay to beat the shit out of me.

 

If my missus reads this though I'm sure I'll be getting it for free,

[Jairzinho]

Liked one of the comments -

 

"I'd bury my dick so deep in that ass whoever can pull it out will be crowned king Arthur."

[Bobby Hundreds]

Better if it just said crowned the king unless their name is arthur of course.

[General Dryness]

No access to Facebook at work.

 

I'm assuming its some kind of body building chicks though. In which case I'll be all over this shit when I get home.

[Anny Road]

[Bobby Hundreds]

No access to Facebook at work.

 

I'm assuming its some kind of body building chicks though. In which case I'll be all over this shit when I get home.

To be fair its mostly just boss birds with great arses,

[Bobby Hundreds]

Can't post pictures on the ipad with this new site

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=504049049667300&set=pb.399839513421588.-2207520000.1381504957.&type=3&permPage=1

 

She makes me just want to rip my cock off and throw it in the bin whats the point if it will never touch that.

[Bjornebye]

Bobby down his gym

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

If I knew where that gym was I'd apply.

[JohnnyH]

Hmm.  I though this thread was "Yeah she squirts".

[Bjornebye]

[Adebisi]

Tried chatting up some fit types one night. They were sound  enough and we were cracking on well, I tried making a move on one of them while the other went to the bar and she said I was too skinny for her, which was fair enough. When her mate got back I asked 'Do you only go for buff lads as well then? The type that goes to the gym all the time?' she said she did and I say 'I never understand that personally. Like, with all that time he spends in the gym, he could be at home giving you orgasms..'They both looked disgusted, grabbed their drinks and left. 

One of them accepted my friend-request a bit later and she her boyfriend basically reminded me of this guy 
 only orange not yellow. 

but yeah, fit women are hot, shame I'll never sample their delights with my skinnyfat frame and tatty clothes. 

[milky]

Once I see 'Alan Sex' come up as the last poster, I'm done with this thread.

[Red Banjo]

Once I see Alan sex as the last poster, I'll take more interest in this thread.

 

Or any thread for that matter.

 

That King Arthur comment is genius