Being a hypocrite, because you can

[Preston Red]

I can't post the full article because I'm on my phone.

 

BBC Sport - Alex Ferguson: Manchester City get too many penalties at home

 

Don't you just love being able to spout shite knowing that nobody will EVER pull you on it.

[brucespanner]

You should probably add that they have been awarded the same amount of penalties over the same time period, 21 a piece.

 

Er, the cunt etc...

[Red Banjo]

It was reported on my SSN app, that he "joked" with reporters as he said it. What he was infact doing - was telling Atkinson he isn't allowed to give City a penalty on Sunday. The transparency of the cunt knows no bounds. An absolute cunt of the highest order.

 

He is such a cunt its unreal.

 

You may have noticed i used cunt a lot. This is because i stopped each time to write a different description, but there isn't another one which works as well. The cunt.

 

The miserable, bitter, manipulating, drunk, bacon faced, gin soaked, old, piss stained cunt.

[Nightcat]

he is disgusting.

[ILikeLiverpool]

Never gives up with his mind games does he.

[brucespanner]

Never gives up with his mind games does he.

 

The biggest misnomer that exists in sports journalism.

 

He's a senile owd goat, who can't remember what he had for lunch, Champagne and Fois Gras since you enquire so, not some demonic overlord and psychological genius; a label that the gutter press seem obsessed about bestowing upon him.

 

TL;DR Cunt.

[Trumo]

The thing is, it reached a point ages ago where he could be talking shit, but people just assume there is a subtext with whatever he says and so the myth about 'mind games' continues. That said, I fully expect the Manc derby to be similar to the Chelsea-ManU game which had loads of soft decisions and controversy.

[ILikeLiverpool]

The biggest misnomer that exists in sports journalism.

 

He's a senile owd goat, who can't remember what he had for lunch, Champagne and Fois Gras since you enquire so, not some demonic overlord and psychological genius; a label that the gutter press seem obsessed about bestowing upon him.

 

TL;DR Cunt.

Well mind games aren't difficult to do, but that doesn't mean he doesn't do it. It helps that the press walk on eggshells around him so he gets a free rein with these things. You won't hear them talking to him in the way they do with Mancini, or Di Matteo towards the end of his Chelsea time.

 

He's not a genius, he's just good at getting little advantages anywhere he can and the gutter press sensationalise this as they do with anything else. He has to with the squad they have at the moment.

[Rushies tash]

He does it cos nobody ever tells him to shut the fuck up. Not without being derided by the shit house media for being a crackpot anyway.

[Captain]

He is such a cunt its unreal.

 

In one. But it's coming to an end, hopefully it will be soon.

[Jairzinho]

In one. But it's coming to an end, hopefully it will be soon.

 

I'd even take him retiring.

[TheHitman]

You would think after blowing an eight point lead he would be keeping quiet.

 

Funny how that doesn't seem to get mentioned much, it all focuses on the last day rather than the capitulation from them in the last six weeks that allowed City to be in a position to win the league.

 

I reckon the old cunt will be like the queen and just stay there forever.

[Captain]

I'd even take him retiring.

That's what I'm talking about, I'm not wishing death on him. He can sit in a retirement home and shit himself for decades for all I care.

[TheHitman]

Taken from elsewhere.

He said before the game at Anfield this season, 'United never get a penalty at Anfield'. (Liverpool got reduced to 10 men, And United got awarded a penalty for a dive.)

 

And the game before Chelsea he said 'We never get anything at Stamford Bridge'. (Chelsea got reduced to 9 men, And United got an offside goal.)

If it works it works.

[Red Banjo]

He will be livid if City get a penalty now, Atkinson won't ref another United game for decades.

 

I hope they get one. His big, purple, bulbous, whiskey filled beak might explode. The cunt.

[Jairzinho]

That's what I'm talking about, I'm not wishing death on him. He can sit in a retirement home and shit himself for decades for all I care.

 

I know. I was doing a joke.

 

[longballs]

Surely he has to get charged for this. It's taking the piss now how blatant it is.

[Gym Beglin]

Pathetic needle-dicked cunt.

 

You got knocked out by a tramp Alex, you shithouse cunt, knocked into a puddle of piss in the gutter by someone with shit in their kecks.

 

Go get your shinebox, you fuck.

[Red Banjo]

Did i mention he's a cunt?

 

Don't want to miss the opportunity to get my point across, just incase there was any confusion.

 

The fucking massive fucking arrogant fucking cunt

[Guest ShoePiss]

Well mind games aren't difficult to do, but that doesn't mean he doesn't do it. It helps that the press walk on eggshells around him so he gets a free rein with these things. You won't hear them talking to him in the way they do with Mancini, or Di Matteo towards the end of his Chelsea time.

 

He's not a genius, he's just good at getting little advantages anywhere he can and the gutter press sensationalise this as they do with anything else. He has to with the squad they have at the moment.

 

Yep, as much as I'd like to think he's a senile old cunt he really isn't.

[Red Banjo]

I've repped everyone on this thread so far who's called Cunt a Ferguson.

 

A quick look in the dictionary finds this -

 

 

cunt (kʌnt)

 

— n

1. the female genitals

2. offensive , slang a woman considered sexually

3. offensive , slang a mean or obnoxious person

 

I think they are being a bit kind about his description here.

[Ranxerox]

the real problem is that no one in the press calls the miserable cunt on this shit.

 

 

(edited to include cunt)

[ZonkoVille77]

I would love someone to cut the Cunts tongue out.

And he's a Cunt with a capital C.

[Guest ShoePiss]

the real problem is that no one in the press calls the miserable cunt on this shit.

 

 

(edited to include cunt)

 

Yeah, they've had very good control/influence over the media for a very long time. We had Jenny Chang...

[KMD7]

He's a Cuntish Cunty Cunt, which is indeed the worst type of Cunt out there. The Cunt.