*Shakes head* Everton again.

[diamondjoe]

Page 3333. Nelson. Everton going down.

[diamondjoe]

Bollocks. Just started page 3334 ffs. 

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

It was that win at Brighton which really fucked everything. Can't remember the last time I was so disappointed by a result that had no impact on us.

absolute freak result that aswell

[redrosetints]

On 21/05/2023 at 21:01, Bjornebye said:

He’d fit them like a glove. 

On their foot ..

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

He's fucking shite. Wasted his talent on hand-bags and skirts. 

Love the way he plays one game out of ten and prances round like he's some superstar. Him, Coleman, Patterson and Mykolenko all out so they'll have to play iwobi at fill back. 

 

They won't go down but it's fun watching them squirm on the last day if the season again. Hopefully they get docked 5 points for a pitch invasion and threatening the safety of the opposition players.

[joe_fishfish]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

The proposed investment will only allow them to pay off finishing the stadium. It isn’t investment in the team.

Didn't realise that, obviously not what they were hoping for. Still better than not having any investment at all, though.

[Strontium]

43 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

absolute freak result that aswell

 

Came out of absolutely nowhere. Like being struck by lightning on a sunny day.

[halewood pete]

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

 

Switched allegiances to Newcastle since he signed for them hasn't he? 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The James Maddison penalty miss in the 2-2 draw between Leicester and Everton could be the massive, pivotal moment in the battle to stay up. If he scores that Leicester would be above them and would just need a win in the last weekend to stay up. 

[Harry Squatter]

11 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

The James Maddison penalty miss in the 2-2 draw between Leicester and Everton could be the massive, pivotal moment in the battle to stay up. If he scores that Leicester would be above them and would just need a win in the last weekend to stay up. 

Absolute dickhead taking the pen off Vardy and thinking he's going to be the big hero then just taps it straight at T-Rex arms.

[Special K]

They're going down. There's a twist in the tale yet, I can feel it

[No2]

I'm at peace with them staying up, my only ask now is the clubs that have allowed this happen face financial obliteration and eternity in the lower leagues.

[Denny Crane]

An early goal for Leicester would make Goodison very edgy. Dyche is a man who is used to setting up a team to avoid defeat not chase a win.

[Reckoner]

8 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

While obviously anything can happen, those Bournemouth players have nothing to play for and will just want to get out in one piece. I don't see anything but a comfortable Everton win. 

Repped for not using the phrase ‘they’ll be on the beach’. That’s almost 10 posts without someone using it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

They're are not going down, don't people look at the world around them. Everton don't go down that's the script, life just doesn't do great things like that. Royals in nation states can commit murder and still be treated like a pope in England, they dont face justice. The Tories never face the same scrutiny or accountability as any other politician or other party. City can cheat like fuck but for some reason crimes have a time limit and then its painted as "see innocent", Chelsea get big club status and success bought for them by a Russian gangster and when finally a hint of justice appears and that huge debt should finally slap their cheating across the face, they are bought, the debt cleared and told for some mad fucking reason the rules don't apply to you for a while.. go mad have a splurge and distort the market like you have done for over a decade. We could go on all day about what someone or something deserves compared to what they get. It feels rare as Rocking horse shit. Decades waiting to win the league when we do it, the team get to celebrate in an empty stadium. Losing two titles by 1 point. Yeah I'm livid. Everton won't go down just like we didn't get those two titles because justice is a unicorn in England. A fucking big pink hairy arsed magic unicorn.

[Jennings]

4 hours ago, diamondjoe said:

Bollocks. Just started page 3334 ffs. 

You fucked it for everyone. You've ruined football!

[deiseach]

In my lifetime Hibs have won the Scottish Cup and the Cubs have won the World Series. That's all I'll say.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Repped for not using the phrase ‘they’ll be on the beach’. That’s almost 10 posts without someone using it.

If Bournemouth win it will be as nuclear as "On the Beach". Come friendly bombs,  dro on shite. 

[Wezza]

I see Wolves are making a point of talking about how they need to make some changes this summer to comply with FFP

[sir roger]

Just now, Wezza said:

I see Wolves are making a point of talking about how they need to make some changes this summer to comply with FFP

 

Start wearing blue jerseys ?

[Anubis]

Kudos to whoever made this.

 

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

They're are not going down, don't people look at the world around them. Everton don't go down that's the script, life just doesn't do great things like that. Royals in nation states can commit murder and still be treated like a pope in England, they dont face justice. The Tories never face the same scrutiny or accountability as any other politician or other party. City can cheat like fuck but for some reason crimes have a time limit and then its painted as "see innocent", Chelsea get big club status and success bought for them by a Russian gangster and when finally a hint of justice appears and that huge debt should finally slap their cheating across the face, they are bought, the debt cleared and told for some mad fucking reason the rules don't apply to you for a while.. go mad have a splurge and distort the market like you have done for over a decade. We could go on all day about what someone or something deserves compared to what they get. It feels rare as Rocking horse shit. Decades waiting to win the league when we do it, the team get to celebrate in an empty stadium. Losing two titles by 1 point. Yeah I'm livid. Everton won't go down just like we didn't get those two titles because justice is a unicorn in England. A fucking big pink hairy arsed magic unicorn.

3 titles I think you'll find. 

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

They're are not going down, don't people look at the world around them. Everton don't go down that's the script, life just doesn't do great things like that. Royals in nation states can commit murder and still be treated like a pope in England, they dont face justice. The Tories never face the same scrutiny or accountability as any other politician or other party. City can cheat like fuck but for some reason crimes have a time limit and then its painted as "see innocent", Chelsea get big club status and success bought for them by a Russian gangster and when finally a hint of justice appears and that huge debt should finally slap their cheating across the face, they are bought, the debt cleared and told for some mad fucking reason the rules don't apply to you for a while.. go mad have a splurge and distort the market like you have done for over a decade. We could go on all day about what someone or something deserves compared to what they get. It feels rare as Rocking horse shit. Decades waiting to win the league when we do it, the team get to celebrate in an empty stadium. Losing two titles by 1 point. Yeah I'm livid. Everton won't go down just like we didn't get those two titles because justice is a unicorn in England. A fucking big pink hairy arsed magic unicorn.

I read this in the voice of Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday...

 

 

[House of Dirk]

 

They'll no doubt get away with it but sphincters will be twitching at the pit