*Shakes head* Everton again.

[johnsusername]

They'll come 17th. The worst team in the league not to be relegated.

[angie]

3 hours ago, Code said:

Will this ever be finished?

 

 

It looks deserted.

[littletedwest]

They draw against Bournemouth and Leeds win and they would go. Not hopeful but I didn't expect Fulham to beat them after not winning in like 9 games 

[Harry's Lad]

6 hours ago, House of Dirk said:

Today we all believe in the Count of Monte Bisto

Something like a gravy boat.

[an tha]

Fancy having a top 7 wage bill, a top 5 transfer net spend across last few years and having the highest finish you can achieve be 17th - the worst you can do without being relegated.....and to make it even funnier that 17th place finish still be out of your own hands going into the last game of the season...

Oh Everton...

[TheDrowningMan]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

They draw against Bournemouth and Leeds win and they would go. Not hopeful but I didn't expect Fulham to beat them after not winning in like 9 games 

Nope, Leeds would have to win by three goals in the event of a Everton draw, and that is basically impossible.

[Remmie]

Yeah Leicester is the new bus to get on

[redinblack]

16 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Yeah Leicester is the new bus to get on

We keep getting on these buses and they are the ones Bloos send Der Redshite to Ormskirk on. They are staying up, the fucking twats.

[an tha]

Bournemouth have a good record against the shite....

 

Last 4 they have beat them

 

3-0

4-1

3-1

3-1

 

[Anubis]

 

 

[redinblack]

13 minutes ago, an tha said:

Bournemouth have a good record against the shite....

 

Last 4 they have beat them

 

3-0

4-1

3-1

3-1

 

Did they have to worry about getting off the field alive in any of those?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Good he’s shite.

[Arniepie]

They are staying up

That Brighton result clinched it.

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

He’d fit them like a glove. 

[an tha]

46 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Did they have to worry about getting off the field alive in any of those?

A good point well made to be fair 

 

But i am clinging to the hope - been sod all else this season go right, this is last chance to salvage a bit of joy from a clusterfuck of a season.

[redinblack]

2 minutes ago, an tha said:

A good point well made to be fair 

 

But i am clinging to the hope - been sod all else this season go right, this is last chance to salvage a bit of joy from a clusterfuck of a season.

Hope is all we have

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Bournemouth have a good record against the shite....

 

Last 4 they have beat them

 

3-0

4-1

3-1

3-1

 

Yeah, but then Bournemouth are shite and that just leans into Everton are due one. My assumption has always been they'll win that match and the only question is if that'll be enough. Even though Newcastle pretty much have CL football wrapped up, I don't see how this Leicester side beats them, every time I see them I am shocked by their shitness because they have a decent midtable set of players.  

[Rushies tash]

Saddens me to say that Leeds and Leicester are utterly shite and will lose their remaining games. Dyche has had Everton playing quite well (or at least getting results) and will stay up by beating Bournemouth comfortably. Regardless, I'm just glad it's gone to the last day again - keep the cunts sweating on other results.

[an tha]

@Barrington Womble Hard to argue...but i am clinging on tightly to the shite getting flushed to wring something from this bastard season.

[joeyk]

Credit where it’s due. The board replaced Fwank. No nonsense Dyche came in, stabilised them.
Hopefully they’ll start with a 12 point deduction next season, the bullshitting cheats that they are. Then we can finally wave goodbye to the cunts. 

[Arniepie]

3 minutes ago, joeyk said:

Credit where it’s due. The board replaced Fwank. No nonsense Dyche came in, stabilised them.
Hopefully they’ll start with a 12 point deduction next season, the bullshitting cheats that they are. Then we can finally wave goodbye to the cunts. 

He has turned them around completely. 

They beat arsenal Brighton away and got points at wolves and Chelsea. 

The only Hope is a points deduction next season. 

Saying that he will only take them so far and they will soon be howling for his head,and it will all start again.

[Barrington Womble]

23 minutes ago, an tha said:

@Barrington Womble Hard to argue...but i am clinging on tightly to the shite getting flushed to wring something from this bastard season.

I've fluctuated between buying into relegation and there's no chance. But I think the last 24 hours have finished me off. I thought after forest managed to stay up and seeing the imagines of the west ham players boozing on Thursday night, I really felt it was on. And 20 mins into the game today whu looked dead on their feet. But they still strolled it in the end. It's finished me off. I've accepted this season was an abomination, it will continue to be an abomination and the spots of joy were matching the best ever premier league result and beating the other cunts 7-0. In fact that 7-0 alone is worth everything else really, we'll keep that forever. 

[an tha]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've fluctuated between buying into relegation and there's no chance. But I think the last 24 hours have finished me off. I thought after forest managed to stay up and seeing the imagines of the west ham players boozing on Thursday night, I really felt it was on. And 20 mins into the game today whu looked dead on their feet. But they still strolled it in the end. It's finished me off. I've accepted this season was an abomination, it will continue to be an abomination and the spots of joy were matching the best ever premier league result and beating the other cunts 7-0. In fact that 7-0 alone is worth everything else really, we'll keep that forever. 

Lay back and close your eyes....

 

The Pit - Next Sunday: 97th min....

 

The Shite 1 Bournemouth 1

 

The other games have finished the shite are safe as it stands - Leeds have lost and are down....Leicester have won to move to 33....The Shite with their point as it stands are on 34 leading Leicester and staying up by a point.

 

Then Dominic Solanke smashes a 20 yarder past little arms.....

 

The Shite 33 - Leicester 33

 

The Shite go down on GD.

 

Goodnight, sweet dreams.   

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Bournemouth have a good record against the shite....

 

Last 4 they have beat them

 

3-0

4-1

3-1

3-1

 

Is right.

[Reckoner]

4 minutes ago, an tha said:

Lay back and close your eyes....

 

The Pit - Next Sunday: 97th min....

 

The Shite 1 Bournemouth 1

 

The other games have finished the shite are safe as it stands - Leeds have lost and are down....Leicester have won to move to 33....The Shite with their point as it stands are on 34 leading Leicester and staying up by a point.

 

Then Dominic Solanke smashes a 20 yarder past little arms.....

 

The Shite 33 - Leicester 33

 

The Shite go down on GD.

 

Goodnight, sweet dreams.   

All very conceivable until Solanke scoring.