Instant cunt identifiers

[Curly]

58 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

He carries POWER, Kevin.

Hahaha

 

There’s a bit on that podcast if you watch on YouTube and he’s describing how his eyes turn black when he’s in fight mode and how it’s like staring into the eyes of a monster for his opponents. Tris Dixon just smirks and nods and moves onto the next question

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

He carries POWER, Kevin.

 

 

[Kevin D]

35 minutes ago, belarus said:

Hahaha

 

There’s a bit on that podcast if you watch on YouTube and he’s describing how his eyes turn black when he’s in fight mode and how it’s like staring into the eyes of a monster for his opponents. Tris Dixon just smirks and nods and moves onto the next question

 

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

Haha, bang on that.

[Kevin D]

50 minutes ago, Elite said:

Haha, bang on that.

 

 

[sir roger]

Bellew fucking up the Sideshow Bob gag would fit in the Cringefest thread.

[Liverpool lad]

Anyone with the prefix 'soft' before their first name 

 

We have one unfortunate neighbour who has this caveat and subsequently is avoided 

 

 

 

 

[redinblack]

7 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

Never forget.

I was listening to him talking on BBC Breakfast the other day how he was standing up against online abuse, and then I remembered stuff online of him shouting torrents of swear words as he drove past Anfield in his shit BMW, and his shit banner about Kenny Dalglish, and then I remembered that given he was a complete hypocrite and full of shit he could go fuck himself. I remembered then that he doesnt matter one bit.

[Curly]

7 hours ago, redinblack said:

I was listening to him talking on BBC Breakfast the other day how he was standing up against online abuse, and then I remembered stuff online of him shouting torrents of swear words as he drove past Anfield in his shit BMW, and his shit banner about Kenny Dalglish, and then I remembered that given he was a complete hypocrite and full of shit he could go fuck himself. I remembered then that he doesnt matter one bit.

Usually when people reach a certain level of ability and achievement, there is no need to enforce what they do well and what they stand out for, but every now and again you get a Bellew, who can surprise even the most avid and keen fan by telling them what he is known for and highlighting stand out qualities that they were unaware of. It’s fucking horrendous to watch. I beg you all to watch that tris Dixon interview and last more than 20 minutes - it’s impossible. I’ve even tried to dip back into it as something in the background when doing shite admin stuff for work, and even that is too much. His self awareness is zero, which is mind boggling for someone who deluded themselves so much and so often. It’s so unnecessary - how can you become a world champion and still be that way? Anyway, enjoy…

 

 

Utter, utter gobshite. For someone who is such a “maniac” and unable to walk away, he didn’t want much to do with the baying mob who were calling him out at bramall lane after he called Kell Brook a bottle job for retiring with a broken orbital. I fucking hate him and love that Usyk knocked him out so devastatingly when it wasn’t even a power punch, especially after all the arrogance and histrionics leading up to it. Totally disrespectful all that. Cunt.

[Anubis]

7 hours ago, redinblack said:

I was listening to him talking on BBC Breakfast the other day how he was standing up against online abuse, and then I remembered stuff online of him shouting torrents of swear words as he drove past Anfield in his shit BMW, and his shit banner about Kenny Dalglish, and then I remembered that given he was a complete hypocrite and full of shit he could go fuck himself. I remembered then that he doesnt matter one bit.

The Dalglish banner was particularly ironic given his brother is gay.

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

The Dalglish banner was particularly ironic given his brother is gay.

Banner? 

[Harry Squatter]

31 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Banner? 

 

[Bjornebye]

16 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

Haha

12 hours ago, Liverpool lad said:

Anyone with the prefix 'soft' before their first name 

 

We have one unfortunate neighbour who has this caveat and subsequently is avoided 

 

 

 

 

Sugar Ray Soft Cunt 

[General Dryness]

On 14/07/2021 at 05:02, Elite said:

People who are the hero of their own stories constantly.

 

"Cat fell from a Tree. I caught it."

 

"Bloke was going on a Raoul Moat Rampage. He wouldn't listen to anyone else but me, took him for a few jars and he's a changed man."

 

Etc.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Knocking at someone’s house first thing in the morning for no good reason. 
 

Ex-copper who lives behind us was at our door with a signature ex-copper knock before 7am this morning asking me for the number of the fella who did some work for us in the back garden last week. “Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up?” Prick. Even worse is that to see into our garden he must have to go up to his top window and push one cheek against the ceiling, just to be able to peek over our wall and judge the quality of the work for himself. Surely to fuck if he’s following us that closely he’d have noticed the upstairs & downstairs curtains still closed. At 7am. On a Monday. In the school holidays. Prick. 
 

The garden fella asked us not to recommend him to anyone because he’s got so much going on as well as his regular jobs, but I’ll text him and say I’m giving copper the number because he’s put me on the spot. Then I’m gonna wait until all his lights are off tonight before I go and knock on his door. 

[Bjornebye]

48 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Knocking at someone’s house first thing in the morning for no good reason. 
 

Ex-copper who lives behind us was at our door with a signature ex-copper knock before 7am this morning asking me for the number of the fella who did some work for us in the back garden last week. “Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up?” Prick. Even worse is that to see into our garden he must have to go up to his top window and push one cheek against the ceiling, just to be able to peek over our wall and judge the quality of the work for himself. Surely to fuck if he’s following us that closely he’d have noticed the upstairs & downstairs curtains still closed. At 7am. On a Monday. In the school holidays. Prick. 
 

The garden fella asked us not to recommend him to anyone because he’s got so much going on as well as his regular jobs, but I’ll text him and say I’m giving copper the number because he’s put me on the spot. Then I’m gonna wait until all his lights are off tonight before I go and knock on his door. 

He’s obviously suspicious of something. I’d move the bodies if I were you. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Knocking at someone’s house first thing in the morning for no good reason. 
 

Ex-copper who lives behind us was at our door with a signature ex-copper knock before 7am this morning asking me for the number of the fella who did some work for us in the back garden last week. “Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up?” Prick. Even worse is that to see into our garden he must have to go up to his top window and push one cheek against the ceiling, just to be able to peek over our wall and judge the quality of the work for himself. Surely to fuck if he’s following us that closely he’d have noticed the upstairs & downstairs curtains still closed. At 7am. On a Monday. In the school holidays. Prick. 
 

The garden fella asked us not to recommend him to anyone because he’s got so much going on as well as his regular jobs, but I’ll text him and say I’m giving copper the number because he’s put me on the spot. Then I’m gonna wait until all his lights are off tonight before I go and knock on his door. 

I suspect the authorities have got wind of your QAnon thread and he’s been told to go have an informal nosey. As long as Hilary Clinton’s not chained up in your attic, you’ll probably be ok.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Knocking at someone’s house first thing in the morning for no good reason. 
 

Ex-copper who lives behind us was at our door with a signature ex-copper knock before 7am this morning asking me for the number of the fella who did some work for us in the back garden last week. “Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up?” Prick. Even worse is that to see into our garden he must have to go up to his top window and push one cheek against the ceiling, just to be able to peek over our wall and judge the quality of the work for himself. Surely to fuck if he’s following us that closely he’d have noticed the upstairs & downstairs curtains still closed. At 7am. On a Monday. In the school holidays. Prick. 
 

The garden fella asked us not to recommend him to anyone because he’s got so much going on as well as his regular jobs, but I’ll text him and say I’m giving copper the number because he’s put me on the spot. Then I’m gonna wait until all his lights are off tonight before I go and knock on his door. 

You expect a copper to have some nouse?

[YorkshireRed]

Women who start cleaning the house on their day off.
 

By doing so they are interrupting the Olympics television viewing of their long suffering partner, who is attempting to combine napping on the sofa, with supporting Team GB’s medal chase in the gymnastics. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Women who start cleaning the house on their day off.
 

By doing so they are interrupting the Olympics television viewing of their long suffering partner, who is attempting to combine napping on the sofa, with supporting Team GB’s medal chase in the gymnastics. 

Nah, cleaning is boss. I’ve watched some of the Olympics, but it’s shit without crowds.

[Curly]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Knocking at someone’s house first thing in the morning for no good reason. 
 

Ex-copper who lives behind us was at our door with a signature ex-copper knock before 7am this morning asking me for the number of the fella who did some work for us in the back garden last week. “Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up?” Prick. Even worse is that to see into our garden he must have to go up to his top window and push one cheek against the ceiling, just to be able to peek over our wall and judge the quality of the work for himself. Surely to fuck if he’s following us that closely he’d have noticed the upstairs & downstairs curtains still closed. At 7am. On a Monday. In the school holidays. Prick. 
 

The garden fella asked us not to recommend him to anyone because he’s got so much going on as well as his regular jobs, but I’ll text him and say I’m giving copper the number because he’s put me on the spot. Then I’m gonna wait until all his lights are off tonight before I go and knock on his door. 

Haha, yeah at midnight…

 

”I sent that fella a text saying I’d spoken to you”

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Brothers stag do today, looking forward to it like a hole in the head.

 

Me and my brother are like chalk and cheese, I’m the cool, urbane, cultured, literate charming cunt and well, he’s not quite that.

 

Anyhows I’ve not met most of his mates, but will be in about an hour, but I already know they’re all cunts as they’re already talking in the group chat about how much, cheap shite, blow they’re going to go though.

 

Warning signs right there…

 

Oh, I have a stinking whisky hangover to set me up for a day with the problem chimps, fuck today.

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Brothers stag do today, looking forward to it like a hole in the head.

 

Me and my brother are like chalk and cheese, I’m the cool, urbane, cultured, literate charming cunt and well, he’s not quite that.

 

Anyhows I’ve not met most of his mates, but will be in about an hour, but I already know they’re all cunts as they’re already talking in the group chat about how much, cheap shite, blow they’re going to go though.

 

Warning signs right there…

 

Oh, I have a stinking whisky hangover to set me up for a day with the problem chimps, fuck today.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Elite said:

 

I can only dream.

[Curly]

13 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Brothers stag do today, looking forward to it like a hole in the head.

 

Me and my brother are like chalk and cheese, I’m the cool, urbane, cultured, literate charming cunt and well, he’s not quite that.

 

Anyhows I’ve not met most of his mates, but will be in about an hour, but I already know they’re all cunts as they’re already talking in the group chat about how much, cheap shite, blow they’re going to go though.

 

Warning signs right there…

 

Oh, I have a stinking whisky hangover to set me up for a day with the problem chimps, fuck today.

Couple of stripes will blow that whiskey hangover away mate