Instant cunt identifiers

[stringvest]

Lisa is a bender and Ralph is a dumdum. Even if Ralph wasn't a total sperg, Lisa never would have put about for a beta male like Ralph. She only got with Nelson that time because he was the rough bad boy type that all girls fall for at some point. 

So to answer your question, I don't know. 

- EDIT - Dang wrong thread

Unlucky Ralph

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Dr Nowt]

No football on the GF, Carvalho, you know the rules.

 

Get that picture of Raheem gone.

[Carvalho Diablo]

No football on the GF, Carvalho, you know the rules.

 

Get that picture of Raheem gone.

 

Zip it you crazy bastard.

[stringvest]

Pretty fly for a black guy

[Remmie]

I think it looks ace. This makes me a cunt I realise, but thems the breaks.

[moof]

I think it looks ace. This makes me a cunt I realise, but thems the breaks.

The guy has a zip on the side of his head. Remmie, you're awesome, but come the fuck on.

[Dr Nowt]

Zip it you crazy bastard.

Honestly mate, you look sterling!

[lifetime fan]

Does lifey drink Red Bull...in the morning. I didnt know that

The only energy drink I consume is tea.

[General Dryness]

The only energy drink I consume is tea.

 

And rightly so.

 

How many empires have been built on red fucking bull? None, thats how many.

[Furmedge]

People who watch films on their tablet during a 17 minute train journey to work.

[ElishaScottBC]

People who watch films on their tablet during a 17 minute train journey to work.

 

Sometimes you just need to put life on pause Furm

[Furmedge]

On a 17 minute journey? Listen to some music, read a Metro, perv at the fit girl sat facing.

[Section_31]

People who call Stella Artois 'wife beater'.

[rubble-rouser]

People who call Stella Artois 'wife beater'.

 

Loopy Juice?

[Section_31]

Loopy Juice?

I think anyone who drinks anything because they think it's got a reputation for being strong is a tit anyway. Stella is fucking foul and not even that strong, groups of knobheads drinking pints of 4.8% 'loopy juice' and giving it the harry hard arms, while some pensioner is sitting in the corner drinking 40% whisky by the bucket load.

[Dr Nowt]

I think anyone who drinks anything because they think it's got a reputation for being strong is a tit anyway. Stella is fucking foul and not even that strong, groups of knobheads drinking pints of 4.8% 'loopy juice' and giving it the harry hard arms, while some pensioner is sitting in the corner drinking 40% whisky by the bucket load.

 

See also people ordering Absinthe loud enough for everyone in the post code to hear them doing it.  Yawn.

[Paulie Dangerously]

'A TRAY OF YAY-GA BOMBS PLEASE'

[Trumo]

On a 17 minute journey? Listen to some music, read a Metro, perv at the fit girl sat facing.

 

Or you can scowl and curse at the cretin opposite you for have the temerity to exist.

 

Jagerbombs are fucking disgusting and yet loads of people order them on a night out.

[Section_31]

When I worked in a boozer lads were always ordering something called Diesel, snakebite with black current juice in. Basically because they thought it was hard while masking the fact they didn't like the taste of alcohol. When I used to go out I used to wash my balls in Wild Turkey, it was 50%, I didn't care who knew I had it, it just tastes nice and lubricates you enough to tolerate an awful night club.

[Dr Nowt]

When I worked in a boozer lads were always ordering something called Diesel, snakebite with black current juice in. Basically because they thought it was hard while masking the fact they didn't like the taste of alcohol. When I used to go out I used to wash my balls in Wild Turkey, it was 50%, I didn't care who knew I had it, it just tastes nice and lubricates you enough to tolerate an awful night club.

 

There was aways something about earsplittingly loud, shit music, in a darkened room filled with many dickheads, that made me think "Millions of years of evolution..."

 

That said, pop a tablet in the same club and I'd probably have hugged Dean Gaffney.

[Jairzinho]

I've probably mentioned it before but two things surrounding "Jaeger Bombs" and Sambuca confuse me. Firstly, why are they so popular? More so than Whisky/Vodka/Rum/Tequila etc. What actually fucking happened to make everyone drink these two repulsive drinks?

 

Secondly, why is it socially acceptable for big 'ard as fuck meatheads to drink them, yet anyone that drinks wine is a massive poof? Don't get me wrong, I don't understand why any drink is assigned a level of masculinity, just find those that have been assigned to be fucking odd.

[cloggypop]

A jagermeister with a beer in Dutch is known as a klap kop which means a smack around the head.

 

It is usually drank by old men and is generally sipped.

[PestiRed]

Drink homemade palinka. One shot with every pint. That sorts the men from the boys

 

On my last work's day out, every member of staff was forced to down two shots at 9 am, given a bow& arrows each and sent into the Woods with a bottle. Proper team bonding

[Alan Sex]

There was aways something about earsplittingly loud, shit music, in a darkened room filled with many dickheads, that made me think "Millions of years of evolution..."

 

That said, pop a tablet in the same club and I'd probably have hugged Dean Gaffney.

Everybody's doing the Dean Gaffney stance.