Pop Star to Opera Star

[Walton Park]

Possilby the worst programme I have ever seen. On now on ITV.

[Hand Shandy]

Thanks for the warning - I'll break my wife's arms if she suggests watching it.

 

To be fair to her, she's engrossed in Celebrity Big Brother at the moment... Thank God for internet porn, laptops and earphones!

[odris]

Every time i hear it on the adverts i shake my head and die a little inside, what is the world coming to!

[Section_31]

There's nothing really left to be said about ITV.

[Rico1304]

Channel 5 next week, Celebrity Giving Up Smoking.

 

Just for a second imagine being the commissioning editor when some Hoxton twat in thick black specs pitched that idea. What on earth would make you say yes?

[Mendoza]

Wonder why Alex James agreed to appear?

[Fugitive]

I love Bill Bailey but....

 

Bill Bailey's Bird watching bonanza?!?!?!

 

Bill Bailey and a load of Z list celebs go Bird Watching? What the fuck?

[Walton Park]

BBC four now

 

Neil Sedaka

 

Paedo if I ever saw one.

[Fugitive]

BBC four now

 

Neil Sedaka

 

Paedo if I ever saw one.

 

Defo.

[col06]

anyone else think ITV should be put down

[Section_31]

BBC four now

 

Neil Sedaka

 

Paedo if I ever saw one.

 

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl

I love, I love, I love my little underage girls

Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year

(Every day of the year)

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I want to see 'failed female pop star to porno star'.

[Section_31]

I want to see 'failed female pop star to porno star'.

 

Suzanne Shaw, yes please!

 

 

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Briefs wanted to watch this earlier. Thank fuck for Sky+ is all I can say.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Thanks for the warning - I'll break my wife's arms if she suggests watching it.

 

To be fair to her, she's engrossed in Celebrity Big Brother at the moment... Thank God for internet porn, laptops and earphones!

 

Grounds for divorce.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They should have a " celebrity cult member mass suicide." A one off programme never to be repeated but one to have on DVD.

[CherylFan]

I want to see 'failed female pop star to porno star'.

 

You beat me to it! Great idea for a thread. "Which failed pop stars would you most like to see doing porn." Lisa Scott-Lee and Belinda Carlisle. Oh, I forgot, Belinda did some shots for playboy which is almost there. Actually Katherine Jenkins is someone Id like to see doing porn and she`s not a pop star but she ought to atone for being on this draedful programme so that would kind of make up for it.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Oh, I forgot, Belinda did some shots for playboy

 

What type of human would say that without posting pictures!

 

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[CherylFan]

Yes Nuemo Neve, I owe you and everyone else a big apology! And thank you for posting those pics. I always thought she was dead fit when a solo singer - I remember watching her video for Heaven is a place on earth in which her chest seemed very very bouncy hoping for a good downblouse shot, which never came. Then these terrific pictures of her lovely lovely tits.

[Redexile]

Possilby the worst programme I have ever seen. On now on ITV.

Don't know if you have it over there ( or had it) but there's a show on over here called Dance Your Ass Off which is basically Come Dancing but with people who weigh over two hundred pounds. I can just imagine the pony tails kicking that idea around before coming up with a winner.