Vorderman...

[L19red]

I cant even look at her since I found out she was fucking Des Kelly. She's dead to me.

[Creator Supreme]

Tory, swerve!!!

[Fowlers God]

Presented with no further comment: Vorderman & offspring

 

 

 

Have some rep SD> her daughter is one fucking hot chick.

[Total Longo]

Love the way people are going "Tory, no way" as an excuse for not wanting to bounce on Vorderman or Nigella Lawson, like that would seriously stop you. If Vorderman sidled up and offered you "two from the top and one from the bottom" would anyone be seriously be saying "Er sorry Carol but seeing as though you voted Tory in the last election i am going to forego the opportunity to spraff all over your rosette and instead will sit here and enjoy my pint of 50 and copy of Das Kapital". Would they fuck, political leanings would be cast asunder quicker than you could say "consonant". It's a fantasy one nighter, it's not fucking Question Time.

[Anubis]

I could live with that combination being the 'mother and daughter at the same time' on my ticklist.

[Deepz]

The older Carol gets the better she looks...Her daughter looks identical except for a narrower face and less (but still considerable) in the boobal area.

[Trumo]

The older Carol gets the better she looks...Her daughter looks identical except for a narrower face and less (but still considerable) in the boobal area.

 

So, not identical at all really.

[Welsh]

Bloody hell, what a babe.

[Ted]

Constenant please, Carol.

[Josef Svejk]

Time for the obvious...

 

[Deepz]

Time for the obvious...

 

 

Its blatant that the next two letters are C and K

[Stouffer]

Time for the obvious...

 

 

That skinny manc bint can get-te.

 

This is the only Riley for me.

 

[ABZ Rover]

Consent please, Carol.

 

Fixed that for ya :whistle:

[Johnni]

[Section_31]

Her tits looked frankly ridiculous tonight on that Pride of Britain bollocks, like she had about 10 push up bras on designed by Doc Brown. It's hip to be square.

[stmichael]

[dirty_sanchez]

I think Vorderman is slightly ridiculous now. She's having a decade long midlife crisis.

[stringvest]

Well well. I never knew he'd shot himself.

 

Bang.

 

No-one outside the house heard the gun go off. He was right about those windows.