Alan Sex's NSFW Caption Thread.

[Alan Sex]

The rules are easy. I post a pic, and then chose the best caption in a day or so.

 

Ready?

 

Are you seated comfortably?

 

We'll start the competition with this pic of Eddie taken on a family picnic.

 

[Fugitive]

When good games go wrong

 

Episode 1: Spin the Bottle

[She Knows It]

Eddie gets arseholed on one bottle of cheap rosé.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Eddie gets arseholed on one bottle of cheap rosé.

 

winner

[Alan Sex]

Eddie gets arseholed on one bottle of cheap rosé.

 

The bar is set high, folks!

[Nick Leeson]

What.the.fuck were you searching for when you found that photo you sick cunt? I mean what would one even enter into google for that kind of filth?

 

Seriously tell me. I want to find some for myself.

[Fugitive]

Eddie was a wimp and his family took the piss and urged him to show some bottle once in a while.

 

He did.

 

They never mocked Eddie again.

[Alan Sex]

What.the.fuck were you searching for when you found that photo you sick cunt? I mean what would one even enter into google for that kind of filth?

 

Seriously tell me. I want to find some for myself.

 

It started off with me looking for pics of fatties with cake - and then I got sidetracked onto some of the strange blogs that contained cake fatty pics when all of a sudden I stumbled upon the pic of Eddie. You just gotta surf the filth, man.

[She Knows It]

*cough* It appears that you have all forgotten to rep me. This is a polite reminder before I send in the rep-collectors to seize what is rightfully mine.

[Lurtz]

Eddie was put in his place during his visit to the doctor. When he complained that his piles made it feel like he was shitting broken glass, his doctor quickly pointed out the error.

[Alan Sex]

I nearly posted this one instead.

 

[Alan Sex]

*cough* It appears that you have all forgotten to rep me. This is a polite reminder before I send in the rep-collectors to seize what is rightfully mine.

 

I have to spread it around some more before I can shoot another load of hot steamy rep over your profile. You'll have to wait, I'm afraid.

[She Knows It]

I nearly posted this one instead.

 

 

Madonna sent out a clear message to Guy Ritchie during her show last night.

[Lurtz]

Paul O'Grady's attempt at reinventing Lily Savage wasn't to everyones' taste.

[Fugitive]

Fucking hell.

 

No caption I could muster up would ever do that last one justice.

[Nick Leeson]

That does actually look like Madonna. How freaky. I feel violated now. It's like my teens have been snatched from me.

[Fugitive]

The Authorities have backtracked and now insist Pete Burns keep his Gorilla coat on at all times.

[Nick Leeson]

haha, I like that one.

[neko]

there is soooo much wrong with that last photo that it has to be the single greatest image i've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

 

this is what the internet was invented for....thanks al gore, thanks alan sex.

[Scott_M]

Alan Sex - So wrong but yet so funny.

[Victor Ganges]

Eddie misheard the when someone mentioned a ship in a bottle.

[Victor Ganges]

I nearly posted this one instead.

 

 

New JML bottle opener available at Woolworths.

[23_Carra_Gold]

 

Diego Forlan answers his critics in an unusual manner

[Fugitive]

Christina Aguilera gives her most memorable performance of 'Genie in a bottle' to date.

[Fugitive]

 

 

Charles Bronson defended himself by saying "The films dried up and old Charlie still has bills to pay".