The mind wanders

[Remmie]

When bored on a journey or in a dull meaningless meeting what crazy little path does your mind wander down?

 

I sometimes imagine what I'd do if I was a tramp - where I'd live and what I'd eat. I reckon I'd make an outstanding tramp, maybe not my facebook profile tramp good though

[windass]

When bored on a journey or in a dull meaningless meeting what crazy little path does your mind wander down?

 

I sometimes imagine what I'd do if I was a tramp - where I'd live and what I'd eat. I reckon I'd make an outstanding tramp, maybe not my facebook profile tramp good though

 

book yerself a holiday! :wallbutt:

[Remmie]

What a disappointing response. If I could neg a whole forum I would.

[madstock]

Whilst walking down the road, if one was able to leap on the top of a car, hitch an impromptu ride for a few miles, hop onto another car that is going another way and repeat, how long would it take to get to Aberdeen? Myself and the daughter were chatting about this for ages earlier, and came to the conclusion that it was probably illegal, but would be a hell of a lot of fun.

 

I also like to right the world's wrongs, usually through the medium of irony and/or sarcasm. (To be fair I spend most of my life with my mind wandering, so there is a whole platoon of justice being handed out in an average day).

[melons]

your all odd, if i have time for my mind to wander, it always ends up wandering about *sex...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*if i'll ever get it again.

 

im off to watch black sheep.

[Section_31]

I tend to think about ideas for TV shows or comedy sketches, I can't 'force' myself to do it though, it only happens when I'm in work and supposed to be doing something.

[Remmie]

I know a lot of my thoughts end with "I'll post that on the GF later" but I've no recollection what they were. Ever.

I know that feeling. I had some absolutely corking threads that never made it on here.

[Uncle_Meat]

I wandered into awareness of symmetry before, how that tree over there is a perfect compliment to itself and how it just fits nicely into the rest of the scenery and how much of a pisser it is that there are fellow humanoids around to spoil it for me. Which, then brings me to the nasal-launced tactical nukular snotter, in which I have the power to launch a sub-kiloton missile out of my schnozz just by thinking "Schnoo! Off with you!".

 

The thought of people turning into little mushroom clouds with legs at my whim, just for the crime of spoiling the view of a particular bit of foilage kept me sniggering all the way to the Spar for a leccy card earlier this evening.

 

On the way back I imagined my leccy meter being a deity of sorts, with me being the High Priest of Electricity, ready to make my offering in the form of a SWALEC token for which I would be elevated into an almost God-like status and have the power to turn peoples tellies on and off at will as I walked past their window.