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Zlatan Ibrahimvic is fucking crap

hamstrung

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What would you suggest he does while watching scat porn then? Have a fucking ice cream?

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Chuffed to fuck they are spunking a large chunk of their wage bill on him. I'll let others fornicate over him due to his past, he's not shit mind, just not worth those wages and the praise he gets from certain quarters. I'll be very surprised if he doesn't have a negative affect on the mancs if Shit coat keeps playing him week in week out and thus being rigid in his formations. 

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Danny Welbeck ‏@WelBeast 22h22 hours ago

Ibrahimovic is the new Chamakh. Came from France for free, starts off scoring all the time and then slowly fades away.

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They really do look shite trying to work the ball around him. Every time Mata looks up he's stationary. He drifts towards the edge of the area, and the only time anyone creates genuine width and crosses the ball he's not even in the box.

 

He's still got a good touch and can strike the ball cleanly, but he's got almost no movement. He reminds me of Balotelli, who, for comparison's sake on the quality of the French league, has scored six goals in five matches. A total only bettered by Ibra's seven in the same period.

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I'm probably very, very alone here in this opinion, but I actually don't think he's been that bad.  The stats show that he's been unlucky with his finishing, so he's due for a reversion to the mean (interpretation: he's due a few goals).

 

He's not worth the outrageous salary they're paying him, sure, but he's not the only reason, or even the main one, that they're struggling.  They just look a bit hopeless all the way across the board at the moment, and it's looking doubtful that Jose is going to find a solution.

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