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First wank at the New Wembley

Harry Squatter

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Was watching the England game last night and everytime someone did something different or when England scored John Motson said "ooohh, that's the first xxxx at the New wembley" this probably happened at least 50 times and I only watched the second half. It did my head in. My money is on Motson having the first wank at the New Wembley.

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Was watching the England game last night and everytime someone did something different or when England scored John Motson said "ooohh, that's the first xxxx at the New wembley" this probably happened at least 50 times and I only watched the second half. It did my head in. My money is on Motson having the first wank at the New Wembley.

 

He's far too late, a mate of mine who I play football with had a

wank there many, many, moons ago!

 

This is the guy who walked around the M.O.D. building in Bristol for 6 months pretending to be lost!

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He's far too late, a mate of mine who I play football with had a

wank there many, many, moons ago!

 

This is the guy who walked around the M.O.D. building in Bristol for 6 months pretending to be lost!

 

He should write to the FA to see whether he can get a certificate to prove he was the first one, he should have taken a DNA swob off the wall and posted it to the FA.

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I was expecting you to post something about how you have a wank at every ground you go to, and you've pulled yer head off at Wembley last night!!

 

One of our mob does that in Airports!! Istanbul was tough as we went via Stansted, Hahn, Frankfurt, Essenbogeh, and Istanbul.

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