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Andy Gray: Your view.  

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  1. 1. Andy Gray: Your view.

    • I agree with Charlie - best in the business. I'm a Space Cadet, wibble.
    • Bitterer than a lemon swimming in a lemon sea with other lemons on Planet Lemon.
    • A bigger prick than the one in John Holmes trousers.
    • A bulb-headed f*cktard.


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The thing that I despise about him most of all is that he's actually the best reader of the game of anyone who commentates on football; he spots virtually everything without the need for a replay and it pisses me off because I don't want him to be good. The bitter twat.

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Comparing Momo's tackle on Bates with Essien's? Get outta town! He really didn't like the linesman for allowing Nando's second, did he?

As for the 10-match clean sheet record 'They've only equalled it.'

 

Fuckin' Art Garfunkel, Doc Emmett Brown blurt! I wouldn't mind, but he talks the best game of any pundit out there.

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Comparing Momo's tackle on Bates with Essien's? Get outta town! He really didn't like the linesman for allowing Nando's second, did he?

As for the 10-match clean sheet record 'They've only equalled it.'

 

Fuckin' Art Garfunkel, Doc Emmett Brown blurt! I wouldn't mind, but he talks the best game of any pundit out there.

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I sky plussed the game so I could watch it after footy and his commentary was just fucking hilariously bad. Worra tit!

 

Whenever we did something good he tried to be-little it; when they did something good he over emphasised it. He's just a very bitter man and obviously can't stand us doing well at the moment.

 

And how the fuck was Reina lucky with the saves? Both of them were good saves because he stuck his leg out to save the ball - hell that's his job!

 

For the record I agree with Paul that Gray is one of the best analysts in terms of his knowledge because a lot of the time he talks sense about other teams. He just seems to totally lose that form when we play. Oh how I can't wait for the day he has to eulogise over us when we are celebrating our next championship win.

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It's at moments like these when I turn to the movies for inspiration.

 

On 'Major League' the coach rallies his baseball team by telling them that "....the press have us down to finish dead last.....me?.... I'd rather give em all a great big shitburger to eat..."

 

Fries with that Mr Gray?!!! :D

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