Hollywood movie clichés

[Red Lead]

On 11/07/2023 at 20:50, Trumo said:

No matter how many others are in the pub/bar, and no matter that the music is ear-splittingly loud, you will somehow always be the next person served and the bar staff will easily be able to hear you.

 

The piano player in a pub/bar will always stop when shit is about to go down, even though they are paying full attention to their music.

 

Kids will be prepared their breakfast by their busy parents in the morning, and then be told to fuck off to school before they've even taken a bite.

 

When you need to make a hasty retreat in a vehicle, the door will always be unlocked, the keys will always be behind the visor, and the engine will need 3 goes at the ignition, possibly followed by some hotwiring. Which you will know how to do.

 

If you're a high school nerd, you will walk around with a pile of books, which the school bully will definitely knock out of your hand at some point.

 

If you are playing a Vietnam draftee, you will always have a Mary Sue at home.

 

 

Only spotted this now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Unless it’s the main character, other truck drivers are all hairy sex cases 

[Bjornebye]

If you’re a detective over 40, you never went to college and look down on rookie cops with degrees who all did 

[Redder Lurtz]

If you ever find yourself in a life threatening situation or a dangerous location uou will never have a mobile phone signal. 

[Trumo]

Whenever some on-the-go hacking is required, you will ALWAYS be able to connect to some super-secure company system via some rat-a-tat keyboard action.

 

If you're an American military hotshot protagonist, you father was also a military hotshot known personally to your aging superiors, and he will have been killed in the line of duty and been a 'good man', never a cunt.

 

Lorries can keep up with you during a chase scene.

 

 

[Remmie]

On 12/07/2023 at 18:19, Poor Scouser T said:

Big fuckoff explosion behind you and you don't turn around.

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Every murderer who sets fire to the murder scene chucks a zippo into a petrol soaked room. 

[TD_LFC]

Cars exploding, boxes stacked in alleys and quicksand are far less of a threat in real life.

[Mook]

Forests have nice lighting in the middle of the night.