Britney Spears

[Oh Buoy]

31 minutes ago, Mook said:

There's something horribly sad, desperate and unattractive about her now.

 

I've no doubt some blokes love the Instagram pictures but to me, it's like looking at a polar bear which has gone mad in a zoo or something.

 

This. There's something really wrong and I can't quite put my finger on what it is. 

[Spy Bee]

42 minutes ago, Mook said:

There's something horribly sad, desperate and unattractive about her now.

 

I've no doubt some blokes love the Instagram pictures but to me, it's like looking at a polar bear which has gone mad in a zoo or something.

That is hilarious, brilliantly accurate and sadly true.

[Chris]

It all seems kind of unfair to me. It's little wonder she's not quite there anymore. The Instagram stuff is clearly that of a person who's trying to recover a bit of self-confidence and self worth through the means that left her so damaged in the first place. Leave Britney Alone.

[Furmedge]

Almost bumped into her in Australia 20 odd years ago.  She had part of Coogee Beach cordoned off for her and her hangers on and the exit from it was right by my apartment.  I was coming back from the pub and was going home when some gargantuan of a man walked towards me and told me to fuck off.  After I stared him out* he let me past and I walked up the steps to my apartment block to a huge cheer.  Turning to wave at my adoring crowd I noticed Britney was walking past the spot where I'd just been.  15 seconds later and she'd have fallen in love with me no danger and the many years of bullying by her dad wouldn't have happened.

 

*stood there pissed in fucking awe of how big a human being could grow arms.

[VladimirIlyich]

57 minutes ago, Furmedge said:

Almost bumped into her in Australia 20 odd years ago.  She had part of Coogee Beach cordoned off for her and her hangers on and the exit from it was right by my apartment.  I was coming back from the pub and was going home when some gargantuan of a man walked towards me and told me to fuck off.  After I stared him out* he let me past and I walked up the steps to my apartment block to a huge cheer.  Turning to wave at my adoring crowd I noticed Britney was walking past the spot where I'd just been.  15 seconds later and she'd have fallen in love with me no danger and the many years of bullying by her dad wouldn't have happened.

 

*stood there pissed in fucking awe of how big a human being could grow arms.

Was it Anny Road on holiday?

[Kevin D]

 

 

[manwiththestick]

State of that towel.

[Leyton388]

Still would  

[Preston Red]

If she needs to get away from it all, I know a place in Leyland where she can lie low for a while.

 

There's CCTV in that place so monitoring nosey bastards/journalists/police will be simple and then she will happily live out her days happy in the knowledge that I only work three days a week and I can keep her company for four days and provide entertainment* for her.

 

*a bit of sex.

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Is that Blackpool?

[TheBitch]

Got sent those pics by my better half the other day with a lovely little message…

[sir roger]

She's a keeper, TB.

[General Dryness]

9 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Censoring things as if we haven't all seen her Jack n Danny fucking ages ago.

[Leyton388]

She'll end up doing porn or something just to get back at Daddy. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I feel sorry for her. Not only has she had her life controlled enough to send her off the edge, she's now got a fella who doesn't mind exploiting it and not telling her to reign it in. Them photos will be leaked soon enough without any censorship, she's clearly not well. 

[Redder Lurtz]

12 hours ago, The Midnight Rambler said:

Is that Blackpool?

Close. Southport. 

[Preston Red]

On 05/03/2022 at 13:27, Redder Lurtz said:

Close. Southport. 

She's defo staying at Southport Pontins

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

 

 

[RJ Fan club]

3 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

 

 

 

 

Is it Debbie McGee?

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, Kevin D said:

 

 

 

 

 

Is it Sir Monk D'Wally De Honk?

[Creator Supreme]

44 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Is it Sir Monk D'Wally De Honk?

I'm afraid I need a little more!

[Mook]

Sheena Easton?

[Strontium]

She seems happier these days. I'm pleased for her.

[sh#t waffle]

It's clearly Britney Spears, you'd have to say she's shit at disguises.