Keir Starmer

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

 

I have never seen a City Baker's Halloween Cake  but I have loved that line for 40 years or more.

One of his best stories, creases me up every time I hear it.

[Jairzinho]

22 minutes ago, sir roger said:

He has a head like a City Baker's Halloween Cake.

 

I'd like to see someone cave it in with a shovel.

[Section_31]

Akehurst is a zionist but not Jewish. More to unpack there than my wife's suitcase after a modest hotel stay.

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Antisemites!

[TheSire]

52 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

 

 

Haha I KNEW you'd post this. If you read further its not a fucking U turn, he says they'd gradually increase spending. Ignore the details and wank off to the negative headline though as usual.

[Gnasher]

38 minutes ago, TheSire said:

Haha I KNEW you'd post this. If you read further its not a fucking U turn, he says they'd gradually increase spending. Ignore the details and wank off to the negative headline though as usual.

 

I found it quite funny tbh. You need to calm down, you're sounding like Naddine Dorries.

[TheSire]

13 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

I found it quite funny tbh. You need to calm down, you're sounding like Naddine Dorries.

I'm fuming.

 

 

[Denny Crane]

You know who will be fuming - Luke the Nuke Akehurst. Proably wants to implement facial recognition for all Labour members who attend events and a biometric style membership card. 

[Section_31]

Anubis will hate me for this, but Starmer has exactly the same hair as Captain Pike, and once seen - it can never be unseen. 

 

[Anubis]

No way that waking blancmange can touch the magnificence of Pike”s quiff. Only the moustache of Branagh’s Poirot shares the same plane of existence.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Starmer said he’d speak to the two most polite protesters ever after he’d finished addressing the crowd. 
 

You’ll never guess what?…

 

He can’t even tell the truth about little things like that. It all adds to his increasing reputation as a slimy, dishonest conman. 
 

https://twitter.com/dewdonnay/status/1676972001431539712

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[Section_31]

Blair/Brown did the same in 96/97 if I recall.

[lifetime fan]

49 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Blair/Brown did the same in 96/97 if I recall.

Matched 2 year tax and spend. 

[Mudface]

51 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Blair/Brown did the same in 96/97 if I recall.

 

Yep. Deja vu. And incredibly inspiring.

[Anubis]

So it turns out that the Blancmange is Eric Cartmam in disguise. From the Sunday Times.

 

[Gnasher]

Five minutes each with the Emperor. Depressing.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jul/09/rupert-murdoch-keir-starmer-labour-party-power-no-10

 

 

[Jack the Sipper]

I see the polls aren't being put up much on here in these dark days, what with them all showing Labour comfortably ahead of the Tories week after week. Like I've said before, I don't go much for mid-term polls, but clearly some on here do (when it suits them to at any rate), so here's a few recent ones for them to dismiss. TBF, the first one shows a Conservative increase of 3% from their last survey (only 15% behind in that poll now), so there's something for those hoping for a Tory victory to get their teeth into:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

7 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 so there's something for those hoping for a Tory victory to get their teeth into:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who's that then?

[Scooby Dudek]

11 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Who's that then?

Anyone who has ever expressed a thought the slightest bit teeny weeny negative of Starmer, obviously.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

Just now, Scooby Dudek said:

Anyone who has ever thought anything the slightest bit teeny weeny against Starmer, obviously.

 

 

 

Well, quite.

 

[Jack the Sipper]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Who's that then?

 

You've asked me that before, and I gave you an answer then. Perhaps you don't think there are Tory supporters on here, or people that would rather see the Tories win than Starmer's Labour win. 

 

[Jack the Sipper]

1 hour ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Anyone who has ever expressed a thought the slightest bit teeny weeny negative of Starmer, obviously.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Well, quite.

 

 

Considering people have been called Tories on here and elsewhere for supporting Labour (Numero was hounded off this site by a cultist for it), that's some fucking take. 

[Jairzinho]

You're right, I did ask before. Apologies.

 

And, no I don't think they do want a Conservative win. I find it odd that you equate criticising the utterly depressing direction of the Labour party with support for the Tories. People often criticise the Labour party most vociferously precisely because they despise the Tory party.