Coronavirus

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, SasaS said:

France, as expected, goes the way of Italy and Spain.

Replacing the cream in chocolate eclairs with chopped tomatoes? 

[Davelfc]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Replacing the cream in chocolate eclairs with chopped tomatoes? 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Replacing the cream in chocolate eclairs with chopped tomatoes? 

Haha, made me laugh more than it should have that.

[Anubis]

Stacksy has pulled up the drawbridge. Only residents and US allowed to cross Canada’s borders.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Stacksy has pulled up the drawbridge. Only residents and US allowed to cross Canada’s borders.

Be careful mate, he'll neg you for any slight on his good name.

[Captain Turdseye]

Two of my cousins work(ed) at Frankie & Benny’s at Speke Airport. They’ve just laid everyone off.  

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Two of my cousins work(ed) at Frankie & Benny’s at Speke Airport. They’ve just laid everyone off.  

Grim. Fuck knows how people are going to cope with no money and no jobs anyway. The government won't be helping.

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Two of my cousins work(ed) at Frankie & Benny’s at Speke Airport. They’ve just laid everyone off.  

Shit news that. Fucking de-clawed inside out polar bear had better start announcing packages to help people who are going to find themselves in financial difficulty.

[Strontium]

27 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Strontium Dog comes across better than any of them Tory shitpipes 

 

I'm going to get this put on a certificate. 

[Oh Buoy]

I don't know if I'm reading too much into this but I'm getting the uncomfortable feeling that this loose information from the government comes from a liability tint.

[Anubis]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Be careful mate, he'll neg you for any slight on his good name.

Canada can’t be too careful. They should block access to any outside internet for, ooh, let’s say twelve months, to avoid infection from online sources.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I'm going to get this put on a certificate. 

You can hang it next to your degree you got from the Wizard of Oz 

[Rico1304]

49 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

This government, rather like trump's, if you are a dessenting voice, you'll be fired and they'll bring someone else in who will jump to their tune. O assume at times like that with lives at risk, smart and senior people would likely prefer to be inside the tent pissing out than outside the rent pissing in. At least inside they can try to influence. The rest of the world is pretty much looking at us and telling us we're doing it wrong. 

I think the cruise ship is a bit of a distraction. Everyone was locked in their rooms. Ok, so there's central heating. But nobody was mixing. Yet it still managed to spread. I would feel certain the rate has decreased in China more to do with the distancing, isolating and testing than just it got to the natural end and the numbers always said that. 

So you are suggesting that all these scientists have sold their souls.  Academics are amongst the most left wing groups there are.  I don’t but they wouldn’t voice their objections. 

[Rico1304]

I’m hearing Wimbledon is at risk.  

[Dougie Do'ins]

Anyone else see that report from the hospital in Italy on CH4 update on this ? Fucking grim stuff.

[A Red]

Pub, gym, chippie and coffee shops. That just about sums my life up. Finished.

[Nunavut Patrick]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I’m hearing Wimbledon is at risk.  

Fucking Wombles they were annoying cunts anyway

[Rico1304]

Dave U suspending Gold Membership payments to help out.  A week after I renewed. 

[Moo]

8 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

So you are suggesting that all these scientists have sold their souls.  Academics are amongst the most left wing groups there are.  I don’t but they wouldn’t voice their objections. 

All what scientists? 

[Tony Moanero]

41 minutes ago, J-V said:

Yes, it falls under a high risk catagory.

Just watched Mary Nightingale on ITV. The expert said people who have diebtes are to take precautions when going out, such as avoiding the supermarket at peak times, etc., but those with chronic health issues such as Cancer should self-isolate for 12 weeks.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Moo said:

All what scientists? 

The ones advising the government.  

[Anubis]

Hmmmm. Colour me sceptical, but I’m not sure you can just adapt specialist construction lines to manufacture something completely different.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/16/vauxhall-owner-psa-car-shuts-european-plants-amid-coronavirus-fears

[moof]

According to a well placed source, all the pubs down here are packed. Fuckin hell

[Guest]

 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

 

Ah, Idris. I require neither updates on your position, nor am I feeling panic at your predicament.