TLW Deadpool 2017 (Proper)

[Bjornebye]

I'm going to avoid the score tonight until I get home, in tribute.

 

 

One of my favourite episodes of telly ever that one. His mum wanted him to be a black n white minstrel. 

[Fowlers God]

Looks like I’m going to finish the year on 0 again. It’s almost like playing your lottery numbers though. You have to keep going with them because if you don’t play them and they come up then you will be gutted

[Dr Nowt]

Oh remember when we thought we had forever.

[Dr Nowt]

"Has there ever been a more apt and succinct representation of middle aged male angst committed to film than in the scene where a flustered and bewildered Bob (Rodney Bewes) finds himself hemmed into the corner of a fashion boutique waiting for his wife, Thelma to finish trying on a frock? All around him are beautiful, younger and utterly unobtainable women in various states of undress. He tries not to look, but he cannot help it, his eyes are drawn. Tellingly, they barely register his presence at all. When Thelma (Bridget Forsyth) finally appears chunnering away as she seeks an opinion on the frock she is wearing, all Bob can do is stand there, seemingly oblivious to her repeated "Well, what do you think?" A faraway, disillusioned and saddened look appears in his eye as he utters the immortal line "I couldn't give a shit."

 

Well has there? That is the middle aged male angst in microcosm. I defy you to find a finer example.

 

Oh wait....

 

"In the chocolate box of life the top layer's already gone, and someone's pinched the orange creme from the bottom"."

[Creator Supreme]

"Has there ever been a more apt and succinct representation of middle aged male angst committed to film than in the scene where a flustered and bewildered Bob (Rodney Bewes) finds himself hemmed into the corner of a fashion boutique waiting for his wife, Thelma to finish trying on a frock? All around him are beautiful, younger and utterly unobtainable women in various states of undress. He tries not to look, but he cannot help it, his eyes are drawn. Tellingly, they barely register his presence at all. When Thelma (Bridget Forsyth) finally appears chunnering away as she seeks an opinion on the frock she is wearing, all Bob can do is stand there, seemingly oblivious to her repeated "Well, what do you think?" A faraway, disillusioned and saddened look appears in his eye as he utters the immortal line "I couldn't give a shit."

 

Well has there? That is the middle aged male angst in microcosm. I defy you to find a finer example.

 

Oh wait....

 

"In the chocolate box of life the top layer's already gone, and someone's pinched the orange creme from the bottom"."

Sad that he's gone, but that made me laugh like hell, cheers

[Champ]

Ah bugger, Rodney Bewes.

My work colleague told me that James Bolam fell out with him and hadn’t spoken to him for about 40 years even avoiding a reconciliation when told that he was dying.

I just can’t get my head round that kind of pride and stubbornness

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My work colleague told me that James Bolam fell out with him and hadn’t spoken to him for about 40 years even avoiding a reconciliation when told that he was dying.

I just can’t get my head round that kind of pride and stubbornness

Never liked Bolam, no reason, just do 't like him.

[tokyojoe]

David Cassidy has finally departed.

[Stickman]

I can't say I ever saw Bewes series Dear Mother, Love Albert but I remember the theme tune being very good.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn8eBbopYAM

[Sputnik1]

 

 

David Cassidy has finally departed.

 

Departridged. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Never liked Bolam, no reason, just do 't like him.

Seems like a miserable bastard to be honest.

[littletedwest]

I'll replace David Cassidy with recently retired African scamp Robert Mugabe

[Stickman]

Has no one in this dead pool got Richard Lewis from Curb Your Enthusiasm??

 

Fuck me I've seen skeleton's with better physiques

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Seems like a miserable bastard to be honest.

Apparently Bolam fell out with him after an interview Bewes did. Then proceeded not to allow any re-runs of The Likely Lads, apparently they both had to agree, where they got that power I don't know. Obviously Bolam had enough money, Bewes didn't. Even dying Bolam wouldn't budge.

Remember reading about 5 years ago that Bolam was on his death bed. Obviously not.

He was a slimy looking cunt when he was young.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'll update the game once everyone gets their picks in after Cassidy's demise. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Two of my aunties will be in mourning over David Cassidy, can still picture the posters and the continuos playing of the same record.

One nearly lost the plot when Marc Bolan died, god help us when David Soul goes.

[Mook]

Two of my aunties will be in mourning over David Cassidy, can still picture the posters and the continuos playing of the same record.

One nearly lost the plot when Marc Bolan died, god help us when David Soul goes.

 

Don't give up on her baby.

[The Woolster]

I'll replace Cassidy with Salvador Sobral please

[Bjornebye]

Why are peoples Joos van der Westhuisen picks red on the spreadsheet? Also, surely terminally ill people don't count? 

[The Woolster]

gonna guess because he was under 50

 

Some terminally ill people can live for years!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

gonna guess because he was under 50

 

Some terminally ill people can live for years!

 

Correct. 

 

I've updated the spreadsheet as far as I can and will post later in the hope the outstanding picks are done.

 

The following posters have 1 outstanding pick.

 

Jack the Slipper

Special K

SD

Babb'sburstnad

[Strontium]

Can I please replace Cassidy with wrestling legend Kamala, thank you.

[Special K]

I'll have Neil Young

[tokyojoe]

I'll have Neil Young

What??????

[easytoslip]

I'll have Neil Young

Thats raw work picking him.