little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I was posting about a little thing that annoys me on the 'Little things that annoy you' thread, there's almost 500 pages of people moaning about things & this is the first time I've seen you saying anything like that to anyone.

 

Any more of your shite & I'll ram the fucking dog up my arse.

 

We've already got a poster who is inappropriate to dogs. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Doglife

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

Trying to get a suit in the shops for work & finding that 80% of the availability is Skinny-fit, Slim-fit or Tailored-fit.

 

Can understand this in stores where the cool kids go , but I have never seen any fucker under 15 stone in Matalan.

 

Surely this must be costing them sales ?

I find a look better in a slim fit XL than a regular fit L - bigger, yet slimmer

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

I find a look better in a slim fit XL than a regular fit L - bigger, yet slimmer

The Hall of Mirrors is a wonderful place.

[Mook]

Plastic Paddy pubs. 

 

Absolute shitholes.

[A Red]

Wait till I get my Spanish and Dutch holiday cottages

[Champ]

58 minutes ago, Mook said:

Plastic Paddy pubs. 

 

Absolute shitholes.

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

Ask cloggypop to rewrite the itinerary.

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

Don't go to the expensive Irish pubs full of tourists. I can suggest much nicer bars if you want. 

[Mook]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

I have bad news for you, your friend is most likely some sort of idiot.

[cloggypop]

9 minutes ago, Mook said:

I have bad news for you, your friend is most likely some sort of idiot.

Probably has one of the Bulldogs on that itinerary. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

You want to go to a proper Irish pub, you know, with a neon shamrock in the window, Celtic memorabilia on the walls and an American who says "top of the morning to ya" and claims to be Irish. Oh, and The Pogues on repeat play so much it makes you start to hate them a little.

[cloggypop]

It's worth the extra few euros a pint though because you get some shit approximation of a shamrock on the top of your Guinness. To be sure. 

[Rico1304]

It’s not an Amsterdam trip until you’ve seen a man in a gorilla suit shagging a bored looking woman.  

[Anny Road]

I went on a stag do in Amsterdam many years ago and I was one of

the few, probably, the only one that didn’t shag a prostitute.

I was one of the only ones having a great breaky in the morning without worrying about, aids, hiv, wife girlfriend, wallet. 

I went for a beer.

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, rico1304 said:

It’s not an Amsterdam trip until you’ve seen a man in a gorilla suit shagging a bored looking woman.  

* Makes note to book an appointment with the dermatologist *

[Tony Moanero]

“In my view” instead of in my opinion. Sounds shit.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

41 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

I went on a stag do in Amsterdam many years ago and I was one of

the few, probably, the only one that didn’t shag a prostitute.

I was one of the only ones having a great breaky in the morning without worrying about, aids, hiv, wife girlfriend, wallet. 

I went for a beer.

Oh, listen to Mr La-di-da  Anny "I've never drunkenly caught knob-rot off a syphilitic sex slave" Road.

 

I suppose you think you're better than the rest of us now do you?

[Paulie Dangerously]

As we're doing Amsterdam stories. I went to a sex show which had a couple shagging. Half way through the fella lost his hard on but continued to thrust his flaccid knob against her like a true professional. The crowd, however, was not forgiving and he was roundly jeered and mocked until his segment was over 

[cloggypop]

I have never felt the need to go to a prostitute or sex show in Amsterdam. Mainly go in for gigs these days. Give the red light district and the drunken British stag parties there a wide berth. 

[Tony Moanero]

I’ve been to Amsterdam numerous times. Last went in the mid 00s. Never had sex with a prostitute. Went to a sex show once, but walked about after about 5 minutes, as it was boring.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People who use the word lad and think they sound hip.

It doesn’t sound good from some 18 year old LidLad from Anfield let alone some tube from Cronton or somewhere.

Unless you’re 75 and from ‘ over the bridge ‘ leave it out.

[Tony Moanero]

The occasional “lad” or “la” is fine, just not every other word. Sounds ridiculous when bits of kids say it to grown men, though.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Champ said:

I’m going to Amsterdam with 2 friends next week. One of them goes loads and has got a bit of an itinerary together, including a trip to some Irish pub. Sounds like the last thing I’d choose to do. Is there something I’m missing here?

 

You gonna sample a brownie from one of the cafes, Cath?

[A Red]

I'm going to Amsterdam end of feb and could do with a cafe recommendation.