little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Shag her, that'll put her off

 

She might want to shag me. 

[lifetime fan]

I'm feeling kind of guilty mate, the missus wants some adult wrestling tonight and if truth be told I can't be arsed, I'm gonna have to force myself. 

 

 

Negged.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Negged.

 

That's a fair neg Col, but I'm gonna go real slow and enjoy it now. 

[Champ]

what's happening next Wednesday night ?

I thought you'd have known better

[General Dryness]

Hang on a minute. The stick I've taken on here for growing up in Runcorn. Now you're back slapping and repping one another for being from St Helens.

 

I was about to indignantly tell you to fuck off and point out that I'm not from St Helens, I'm from the Isle of Man.

 

Yeahhhhh...

[Captain Turdseye]

I was about to indignantly tell you to fuck off and point out that I'm not from St Helens, I'm from the Isle of Man.

 

Yeahhhhh...

The IoM to me feels like a distant foreign land that's full of dead loud motorbikes. St Helens though?

 

[A Red]

Fucking trick or treaters.

 

Anyway, a couple of them knocked on my door wearing Gloria Gaynor masks. At first I was afraid, i was petrified.....

[Sputnik1]

Nobody called here, shame as I've had a squeezy bottle full of piss waiting to squirt at them while shouting 'TRICK!!!!"

[lifetime fan]

That's a fair neg Col, but I'm gonna go real slow and enjoy it now. 

 

 

Repped.

 

You cunt.

[Dougie Do'ins]

the sex ban is over.

No chance of giving it till Thursday night just to be on the safe side. Give the Penicillin a change to kick in.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Repped.

 

You cunt.

 

Hahaha, I just relayed this little passage of type to the missus, she said to pass on her thanks. No, you can't visit me. 

[lifetime fan]

No chance of giving it till Thursday night just to be on the safe side. Give the Penicillin a change to kick in.

 

 

It's not me that has a manky fanny.

 

It's a risk I'm prepared to take.

[Harry Squatter]

Fella on my Facebook moaning that some people have gone to extreme lengths to tell trick or treaters to fuck off by chaining up their gates and one putting a steering wheel lock on his gates.

 

Calling them miserable bastards and minge bags. I find it hilarious that he's been had off.

[lifetime fan]

he's a fucking hero.

[Champ]

Nobody called here, shame as I've had a squeezy bottle full of piss waiting to squirt at them while shouting 'TRICK!!!!"

Nor here. First time in all the time we've lived here. Who's going to eat all the chocolate I got in now?

[manwiththestick]

Trying to book a hotel in Manchester city centre on for Saturday night out. Robbing bastards. I guess it's supply and demand but never had this much trouble booking in Liverpool without paying over the odds.

[stringvest]

Trying to book a hotel in Manchester city centre on for Saturday night out. Robbing bastards. I guess it's supply and demand but never had this much trouble booking in Liverpool without paying over the odds.

It's fucking shite. Even worse when united are playing at home

[Alan Sex]

Trick or treating.

When we were kids we weren't allowed to go as it was 'just begging'. We didn't have a lot of money but no way would our parents let us go and beg. They'd go without food before having their children begging.

Now it's fucking everywhere.

I've sat in the back room with the lights off and the telly on quietly.

Fuck off.

  

I'm doing exactly the same as this.

I bet you two look lovely, snuggled together in Lifey's back room with the lights off and the telly on quietly.

 

 

 

 

Why am I never invited?

[cloggypop]

No way am I in Lifey's. Wouldn't be safe until after next Wednesday.

[Alan Sex]

Tea and biscuits > sex

Depends what you do with the tea and biscuits, I imagine.

[Alan Sex]

No way am I in Lifey's. Wouldn't be safe until after next Wednesday.

True. Might as well show up dressed as Postman Pat if you're going there.

[Rico1304]

The Halloween versions of the Simpsons.

[General Dryness]

The Halloween versions of the Simpsons.

They're my favourite Simpsons episodes.

[SammyAftershave]

In Manchester on Saturday night it was mainly women dressed as prostitutes.

 

Postcode or GTFO.

[Rico1304]

Postcode or GTFO.

I think you've missed the boat mate. Manchester was rammed with young girls dressed in not a lot. Is this the right thread.

 

Northern Quarter - everywhere we went.