Advice please on how to kill a dog.

[AVEEZ]

hahahahahaha - I had this a while with Ben - pulling me into lamposts and goalposts, puddles and down hills at 100 mph.. GET A HALTY and get it now.. they are fab Bens a dream to walk on it!

 

Alternatively, bring the hapless mutt to my house and I'll have him.

[Remmie]

The guy who did it wasn't a vegetarian.

 

Anyway, if you want to save the lives of animals, surely you should be pro-killing dogs? Dogs being carnivores and everything, your average dog must eat hundreds of animals every year.

Not really, what with not wanting to kill animals and Dogs being, you know, animals.

 

Humans kill millions of animals every year, doesn't mean I want to kill them.

[RoboRiise]

Kick it's face off

 

 

Nah, that's otters mate.

[Elmyn Noos]

hahahahahaha - I had this a while with Ben - pulling me into lamposts and goalposts, puddles and down hills at 100 mph.. GET A HALTY and get it now.. they are fab Bens a dream to walk on it!

 

Alternatively, bring the hapless mutt to my house and I'll have him.

 

Not spending any more money on him, and couldn't give him away if I wanted to. Besides, he's a cunt - I want him dead.

[Elmyn Noos]

Not really, what with not wanting to kill animals and Dogs being, you know, animals.

 

Humans kill millions of animals every year, doesn't mean I want to kill them.

 

I thought it was just eating animals that veggies didn't like! Don't tell me you're against killing them at all? Even when the cunts have it coming? That's just ridiculous.

[AVEEZ]

The fact is you cant just kill him well not quickly anyway - chances are next time Mrs Noos walks him he'll pull her arm clean off and she will then be in favour of the death penalty too! alternatively leave the front door openand he'll run out infront of a car!

 

Only do option 2 if hes insured against causing accidents - otherwise that will prove quite costly!

[Elmyn Noos]

The fact is you cant just kill him well not quickly anyway - chances are next time Mrs Noos walks him he'll pull her arm clean off and she will then be in favour of the death penalty too! alternatively leave the front door openand he'll run out infront of a car!

 

Only do option 2 if hes insured against causing accidents - otherwise that will prove quite costly!

 

Actually, I think he's insured against everything, including death. There could be some wedge in this for me. Bonus.

[AVEEZ]

I suspect its for accidental or medical death - not irate owner bashing head in with a bat death! But I could be wrong!

[JohnnyH]

Trap the dogs lead under a manhole cover in the road leaving it stuck there. Drive over dog. Remove what's left of dog lead and dog head from manhole cover thus hiding evidence. Go home to break awful sad news of awful sad accident to clueless family.

[Champ]

There must be 50 ways to leave your Rover...

[Magic Sponge]

Pretend it's a horse and ride it to work everyday.

 

It'll soon die of exhaustion.

[ChippyTeaFriday]

Bad news killing a dog like. Especially if it hasn't bit anyone.

 

I know a lad who could do it for ya though if your interested. Hed Stab it and chuck it n the docks for a tenner

[lifetime fan]

You know that dog you hate Noos...when you go out to work it wipes his arse on your pillow and pisses on your slippers.

 

You've lost. You might as well top yourself.

[Champ]

Bad news killing a dog like. Especially if it hasn't bit anyone.

 

I know a lad who could do it for ya though if your interested. Hed Stab it and chuck it n the docks for a tenner

 

Should I be suspicious of you?

[ChippyTeaFriday]

Should I be suspicious of you?

 

Ha ha nah mate I'm only messin I love dogs me. Got two of me own.

[lifetime fan]

Problem is if you don't like the dog or put the effort in it won't give you shit back. Well it will, it'll give you plenty of shit but none of the cool, neat stuff.

 

This is Milo going for a drive.

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Ha ha nah mate I'm only messin I love dogs me. Got two of me own.

 

Are you related to Bjornebye?

[ChippyTeaFriday]

Are you related to Bjornebye?

 

Don't think so who's he. Is he on here then?

[ChippyTeaFriday]

Problem is if you don't like the dog or put the effort in it won't give you shit back. Well it will, it'll give you plenty of shit but none of the cool, neat stuff.

 

This is Milo going for a drive.

 

 

 

 

Fuckin boss dog that mate. Is it a jackie? Love them dogs to bits no messin from them,

[lifetime fan]

Yeah he's a Jack Russel. He's ten now though you wouldn't believe it if you met him.

 

He's ace.

[ChippyTeaFriday]

Yeah he's a Jack Russel. He's ten now though you wouldn't believe it if you met him.

 

He's ace.

 

Looks in good knick for 10. Got his head out of thewindow tellin yer were to go as well!

[lifetime fan]

Looks in good knick for 10. Got his head out of thewindow tellin yer were to go as well!

 

 

He's like a puppy, he's either crack at it or flat out asleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[joeyk]

There must be 50 ways to leave your Rover...

Superb.

[Gym Beglin]

String the dog up, plastic bag over its head, dog porn layed out, claim it was an asphixiwank.

[Captain Turdseye]

Don't think so who's he. Is he on here then?

 

Like you don't know already.