The '2012 London Olympics' Thread

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Alright, the Dibaba shout might have been a bit dodgy, but Ohuruogu scrubs up decent.

 

Christine Ohuruogu Pictures - MOBO Awards 2008 - Winners Boards - Zimbio

[Mendoza]

She looks like Drogba in drag.

[Hand Shandy]

Dutch hockey team bbc3.

 

Never did I think that women in gumshields would be sexy...

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That world record in the 4 x 100m was smashed.

[RoboRiise]

Fuck me! Utterly destroyed the old East German WR, which was produced by a team with one of the most blatant state-sponsored doping programmes in the history of sport.

 

Now we just need Jamaica to produce a Bolt with tits to wipe Flo Jo's ridiculous 100m record off the books once and for all.

[Hand Shandy]

Was very impressive, especially when you consider the previous record was set by four East German men...

 

Edit: just beaten to it by RR.

[RoboRiise]

Was very impressive, especially when you consider the previous record was set by four East German men...

 

Edit: just beaten to it by RR.

 

 

In all seriousness though, Carmelita Juicer, sorry Jeter, is surrounded by people that were implicated in the BALCO scandal so whether we actually saw a clean race there I have no idea. That's the trouble with cheats, they destroy your trust in everyone else as well. Was an impressive performance spectacle though regardless of that.

[RoboRiise]

Haha the women appear to be aiming for the world record for the slowest 1500m ever.

[VladimirIlyich]

What a boxer that Ramires lad from Cuba is. 18 years old and is magnificent.

[kelster]

And that's why you need lifetime bans.

[Captain]

Am I getting old or are the female hammer throwers fitter than they used to be?

[kelster]

Am I getting old or are the female hammer throwers fitter than they used to be?

 

Don't worry, they're getting fitter. The body shape has changed from squat munters to tall, (relatively) slimmer women.

 

Sophie Hichon, British hammer thrower.

 

 

Chinese are still stinking the place out though...

 

[Whelan]

Forget Bolt. Here's a great star of the Olympics coming up, Dibaba. For some reason, she'd get it too. Up there with Ohuruogu!

 

Fucking Frank Bruno?

 

I like Christine, but to quote the women she's really pretty, she has a lovely personalityI hear!

 

Can't believe Dai Greene in the relay! Essentially cost the squad a medal there with his run, and the Queen of Wales Coling Jackson just completely ignores this, to laugh at how distracted he was!

 

And having a sly little look at the golf, I think it isn't just the British footballers who should be taking a bit of stick, it's time to come to conclusion that our Golfers our a shower of lazy shitbags. Happy picking up their cheques on the European Tour, but come the majors and they consistenly shit themselves.

[Lee909]

Credit to Lutalo Muhammad to come back and wins bronze.

[Whelan]

Credit to Lutalo Muhammad to come back and wins bronze.

 

Yeah, I can't say I know anything about the sport. I did read about the problems before hand and it did seem a bit shitty, but he seemed a really good lad. I think he has done really well.

 

It's another sport that kids can do as well.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Tessa Sanderson - thick bitch? This is really embarassing right now on BBC1. Gabby Logan is having to correct her every other word.

 

It's like when they invite some septuagenarian onto a programme to talk about the 'old days' and they are obviously senile. It's like listening to someone who heard about the Olympics via a friend who heard something on the radio and wants to comment about god knows what.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Alright, the Dibaba shout might have been a bit dodgy, but Ohuruogu scrubs up decent.

 

Christine Ohuruogu Pictures - MOBO Awards 2008 - Winners Boards - Zimbio

 

Oh dear, NT. You don't see the resmblence then? Don't worry, this will put you off Ohuruogu - when you look at her, you will see.....

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Don't worry, they're getting fitter. The body shape has changed from squat munters to tall, (relatively) slimmer women.

 

Sophie Hichon, British hammer thrower.

 

 

Chinese are still stinking the place out though...

 

 

can't rep you again but nice Hitchon pic

[Whelan]

Tessa Sanderson - thick bitch? This is really embarassing right now on BBC1. Gabby Logan is having to correct her every other word.

 

It's like when they invite some septuagenarian onto a programme to talk about the 'old days' and they are obviously senile. It's like listening to someone who heard about the Olympics via a friend who heard something on the radio and wants to comment about god knows what.

 

One does like to disguise ones background, doesn't one! One is famous for one throw in 1984 and being the prettiest out of one and Fatima Whitbread. What what what!

You can seem Amir thinking who the fucking hell is this foreign bitch she can't even speak English!

[Phoenix]

One does like to disguise ones background, doesn't one! One is famous for one throw in 1984 and being the prettiest out of one and Fatima Whitbread. What what what!

 

You can seem Amir thinking who the fucking hell is this foreign bitch she can't even speak English!

 

She forgets that she grew up in Wolverhampton

[Whelan]

She forgets that she grew up in Wolverhampton

 

Exactly!

 

One of the most distinct (although most stupid) accents in the country reduced to a second rate Downton Abbey!

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

She forgets that she grew up in Wolverhampton

 

To be fair to her that's understandable

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

c'mon joshua

[Whelan]

I'm actually quite nervous! C'mon Joshua, hit him!

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

great performance!