*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Creator Supreme]

29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Even funnier if they got all the points back and still got relegated. 

Now this we could all masturbate to.

[Harry Squatter]

57 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

I said when it happened if any team gkt fucked over by transfer loses it was us. I have no doubt FSG had planned to revamp the squad by selling two of Mane,Salah and Bobby and all even Mane and Bobby would ha e brought in 150-200ml at that time with their form and money knocking around

Absolutely. Before Barcelona went skint im sure they would have paid over the odds for Salah or Mane. They always had to make a statement about how big a club they were which helped us rinse them over Coutinho.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

 

 

Nil Sushi Nisi Rising Sun.

[Beno]

49 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Absolutely. Before Barcelona went skint im sure they would have paid over the odds for Salah or Mane. They always had to make a statement about how big a club they were which helped us rinse them over Coutinho.

I think Everton used the excuse that Barca were prepared to pay £80 million for the pigeon twat pre-Covid and that was used as part of their covid losses. 

[Bourbon]

They seemed to have dragged us into the debate for the behaviour of their own.

 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1707935818.html
 

Fancy that?

[Harry Squatter]

They can't even spell their favourite subject properly.

[an tha]

49 minutes ago, Bourbon said:

They seemed to have dragged us into the debate for the behaviour of their own.

 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1707935818.html
 

Fancy that?

That forum looks like it was built and never updated about a fortnight after they last won a trophy.

[Turkish Delight]

10 hours ago, halewood pete said:

Just imagine !

 

As someone else said this wouldn't be last match but could be second last.

 

Imagine a scenario where we won the league and relegated them in the very last top flight match at Goodison Park.

[manwiththestick]

Problems solved.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

 

The more desperate they get, the funnier they become. 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

The more desperate they get, the funnier they become. 

 

I'm sure that player Everton Ribiero had more followers than them on social media at one point 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

It seems that the only things being a modern day Evertonian consists of is being permanently angry/outraged over everything Liverpool fc does, moaning about corruption, sky 6, Heysel and Collina. 

 

They barely talk about the team they supposedly support. Even bragging about the stadium.seems to have died off. 

I can't remember the last time I saw any of them experiencing pure joy; not relief, not Schadenfreude, real joy.

[Fallen Angel]

4 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

The more desperate they get, the funnier they become. 

Silly quim is so obviously on a wind-up although they both may have played at Juve. 

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

The more desperate they get, the funnier they become. 

I'm sure they did play at Juventus stadium!

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I can't remember the last time I saw any of them experiencing pure joy; not relief, not Schadenfreude, real joy.

Paris CL final. Not just the result of course but the tear-gassing. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Paris CL final. Not just the result of course but the tear-gassing. 

Schadenfreude.

 

I was going to ask if your lass ever experiences real joy, then I remembered she's stuck with you, so...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I love this idea that FFP means that clubs with less money have to sell to richer clubs in order to balance the books.  It's always been that way; they're just cry-arsing because an Iranian puppet for a Russian gangster fooled them into thinking they were rich.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Schadenfreude.

 

I was going to ask if your lass ever experiences real joy, then I remembered she's stuck with you, so...

 

You horrible bastard. She has nothing but joy in her life finding me silly jobs to do. 

 

To be fair, she's stepped up this week. It's my 40th on Saturday so she's surprised me with a little trip to the New Forest followed by 5 days in Southsea seeing my mates down there. Currently in a little cottage near Lymington in the middle of the woods. She might kill me here who knows. But it's lovely. 

 

She's the least bitter blue I know. Loves them but she's not arsed about the hate stuff. Odd snide comment and knife across the throat threat here and there but that's quite timid eh 

 

Only downside so far is we caught the dog goosing his valentines teddy bear last night. She's in a state of shock. 

[littletedwest]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

You horrible bastard. She has nothing but joy in her life finding me silly jobs to do. 

 

To be fair, she's stepped up this week. It's my 40th on Saturday so she's surprised me with a little trip to the New Forest followed by 5 days in Southsea seeing my mates down there. Currently in a little cottage near Lymington in the middle of the woods. She might kill me here who knows. But it's lovely. 

 

She's the least bitter blue I know. Loves them but she's not arsed about the hate stuff. Odd snide comment and knife across the throat threat here and there but that's quite timid eh 

 

Only downside so far is we caught the dog goosing his valentines teddy bear last night. She's in a state of shock. 

Like father, like son

[Harry Squatter]

13 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I love this idea that FFP means that clubs with less money have to sell to richer clubs in order to balance the books.  It's always been that way; they're just cry-arsing because an Iranian puppet for a Russian gangster fooled them into thinking they were rich.

Didn't they take other smaller clubs best players when they went on their mad spending spree. 

 

I've just replied to one on Facebook who constantly moans about the Sly 6 saying Everton have had PL TV money for 32 years yet teams who have been relegated have won trophies and managed to build revenue more than them. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, littletedwest said:

Like father, like son

 

Mate it was hilarious. I'll put it on the dog thread incase anyone wants to wank over the story.

 

 

Yes, you. (Not you Ted)

[TheBitch]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It's my 40th on Saturday…

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

 

 

It is. Unfortunately. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

It is. Unfortunately. 

Fuck me Stig where was you paper round Fallujah

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Fuck me Stig where was you paper round Fallujah

 

Helmand 

 

 

 

Fuck off you cunts I don't look old.