Having a dab after you've had a piss

[Steve Holt]

I remember watching a quiz show in the late 90's. It was that shit Channel 5 one "100%". There was three lasses on it and the question was "80% of men dribble a little after they have finished peeing. True or false?" You could see the smirks on their faces as they all pressed true. Turned out it was false. The smirks faded only for the fella to say "The correct answer is 90%".

 

Dabbing is essential.

[ReDeus]

I dab and trim my pubes. Men that don't are savages.

[chauncey]

Captain, chrisbonnie, Deepz, Doh'Nuts, Elysian Red, fungus, Furmedge, Kevin D, KinskiRage, kopitelewis, Mak46137, manwiththestick, pants, ReDeus, RedKnight, sabbathfan, San Don, Section_31, She Knows It, stevebaby, TheBitch, Trumo, Woo, Xherdan, Ziggy Stardust

 

so these are the faggots to blame when you sit down for a hurried shite in a public trap, there's no bogroll and are thus forced to leave woefully wipeless. I stink of shit and it's because of you, you Cunts.

 

 

 

I dab and trim my pubes. Men that don't are savages.

 

I bet you've had your arse savaged a few times.

[Section_31]

I'm in good company. RedKnight knows Han fired first, TheBitch has a jawline like Mount Rushmore, and Captain skis and is proficient with hunting rifles. Forumites? More like motherfucking Mortal Combat characters.

[Steve Holt]

Captain, chrisbonnie, Deepz, Doh'Nuts, Elysian Red, fungus, Furmedge, Kevin D, KinskiRage, kopitelewis, Mak46137, manwiththestick, pants, ReDeus, RedKnight, sabbathfan, San Don, Section_31, She Knows It, stevebaby, TheBitch, Trumo, Woo, Xherdan, Ziggy Stardust

 

so these are the faggots to blame when you sit down for a hurried shite in a public trap, there's no bogroll and are thus forced to leave woefully wipeless. I stink of shit and it's because of you, you Cunts.

 

Actually that's your own fault. An integral part of my public toilet shitting routine is to check for bogroll before I shit. It's stood me in good stead thus far.

[Guest TK-421]

The other week I was queuing at the cubicles in Euston station for a dump. An old bloke came in to join the queue. Sadly, he did not hold out before he got to the front of the queue.

[Torvald Utne]

you took a dump in a train station cubicle?

[Section_31]

Anyone who doesn't investigate the bog roll situation in a public lavatory deserves to get caught short. I used the last of the bogroll in a court bogs recently, thankfully I finished myself off with the very last piece of roll. There were some nervous bowls in that place let me tell you. Plus, if you want stagefright, try taking a piss next to a 6'6 barrister in full robes and wig - it's like trying to have a slash next to Darth Vader.

 

There's got to be a fly on the wall show in there somewhere.

 

"Sean's about to go into court B where he'll find out whether or not he'll be sent down for bestiality, but first he needs to take a wicked shit and time is of the essence."

[Furmedge]

Slightly off topic, but I have a mate who admitted to wiping his arse by going from the front under his legs and wiping the opposite way. It forced me to ask the question if he ever got shit on his ball sack by doing this.

 

He did.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I used to be a terrible dribbler, did my 'ead right in, however I found if you place three fingers at the back and under your scrotum and push right up onto the pubic bone several times on the final few shakes the last remnants of urine are released and dribbles are avoided

[Torvald Utne]

I used to be a terrible dribbler, did my 'ead right in, however I found if you place three fingers at the back and under your scrotum and push right up onto the pubic bone several times on the final few shakes the last remnants of urine are released and dribbles are avoided

 

I do this but for entirely different reasons...well not entirely.

[Mike D]

so does no one remember, Im pretty sure it was Victor Meldrew in One foot in the grave.

 

he always did it, but something happened to the toilet paper, someone put some dissinfectant or something to make it sting on the toilet roll. and when he dabbed he cried out in agony.

 

pretty sure it was one foot in the grave, may have been something else tho

[Malarkey]

George Dabya Bush.

[Colonol]

This really depends on what clothes you are wearing and what you are going to be doing immediately afterwards. If i am wearing jeans i don't bother. if I'm wearing trousers wear a stain will show I will. i also will give it a quick rinse with water if i'm walking out of the toilet and getting a blowie off a bird.

[Remmie]

I just lost my dabbing virginity? Does this make me a man now?

 

Which way to vote?

[Guest San Don]

Anyone who doesn't investigate the bog roll situation in a public lavatory deserves to get caught short. I used the last of the bogroll in a court bogs recently, thankfully I finished myself off with the very last piece of roll. There were some nervous bowls in that place let me tell you. Plus, if you want stagefright, try taking a piss next to a 6'6 barrister in full robes and wig - it's like trying to have a slash next to Darth Vader.

 

There's got to be a fly on the wall show in there somewhere.

 

"Sean's about to go into court B where he'll find out whether or not he'll be sent down for bestiality, but first he needs to take a wicked shit and time is of the essence."

 

Top shout and advice I always follow. Everyone surely also uses a bit of roll to wipe the seat before you sit? Some twat could have left untold effluent on the seat.

 

I always check no one has put superglue on the seat or cling filmed it even at work.

 

Trust no fucker when not using your own bog is what I say.

[Section_31]

Top shout and advice I always follow. Everyone surely also uses a bit of roll to wipe the seat before you sit? Some twat could have left untold effluent on the seat.

 

I always check no one has put superglue on the seat or cling filmed it even at work.

 

Trust no fucker when not using your own bog is what I say.

 

Thay should have been the tagline for The X Files.

[.PsEatMyShorts.]

Anyone ever stood next to someone having a piss and when they shake their knob it makes this loud flopping noise? I think it only happens to people with big cocks, it might be when its so long that when they flop it, it slaps the top and underside of the shaft repeatedly. Ive only heard it happen to about 3 different people but I was fascinated.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Anyone ever stood next to someone having a piss and when they shake their knob it makes this loud flopping noise? I think it only happens to people with big cocks, it might be when its so long that when they flop it, it slaps the top and underside of the shaft repeatedly. Ive only heard it happen to about 3 different people but I was fascinated.

 

Right on. I'm off to the park to try this out with my cock.

 

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[a stoner]

I've never dabbed. 4 shakes, a good push to check nothing else is coming then another 4 shakes. Fuck me it's like an OCD.

[chauncey]

You stink of shit because your sphincter muscle is flabby and you poo your pants.

 

Your sphincter muscle is flabby because it has been stretched by Purple Aki and others of that ilk.

 

Purple Aki homes in on you like an Exocet missile,attracted by the stench of your pissy helmet.

 

It's logical really.

 

 

Oh and......NEGGED!

 

Apologies, but I don't really "stink of shit" - that was just a whimsical conceit devised to highlight the absurdity of wiping one's bullhead after taking a piss.

 

Maybe it's a foreskin thang: being sheathed I require a hearty shake, whereas cut bellends need a 'dab'?

[declan]

I generally dab but sometimes don't bother.

[RoboRiise]

Apologies, but I don't really "stink of shit" - that was just a whimsical conceit devised to highlight the absurdity of wiping one's bullhead after taking a piss.

 

Maybe it's a foreskin thang: being sheathed I require a hearty shake, whereas cut bellends need a 'dab'?

 

 

You bring an interesting factor to the debate here. I'm still equipped with a roll neck rather than a crew neck because I have far more sense than to let anyone with a knife near my todger - I wonder if there's a correlation between shaking as opposed to dabbing and having reached adulthood whilst retaining a pristine, fully intact cock?

 

As for standing to wipe, I remember the last time that discussion reared it's head on these pages. I must have sat here for ten or fifteen minutes just trying to get my head round the concept, so utterly alien was it to me. I can't even begin to grasp why someone would do it.

[RedinSweden]

I very rarely dab. I think the major exception is a piss before I'm going to bed with the missus, for obvious reasons I think giving it a little maintenance is only right at that point.

 

Don't get me started on standers, VV, the deviant fucks.

 

and miss a chance to dognose?

[Carvalho Diablo]

A strange occurance happened last Friday; I was in the gents of the local Wetherspoon's after work having a slash.

 

I was just finishing off when the bog door goes, I turn to my left to see one of the young barmaids staring at me. Anyway, she goes about her business checking the bogs for cleanliness (!), and I go about mine : flapping and tossing my dick about to flick the last remaining drops of piss water into the urinal.

 

Go in tonight and BARRED !

 

Fucking knob heads.