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My only hope left in the transfer window is that we do not buy any more "promising" English players. Largely because (a) they are grotesquely overpriced and (b) they're not that good. I hear we want this Wickham kid for £10M, and Downing for £19M. It's probably tabloid crap but after the silly money we spent on Carroll and Henderson, it won't surprise me if there's some truth to this. Commoli needs to sort his shit out if these rumours are true.

Great documentary. The book that it's based on is also very good.

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BBC News - David Cameron rejects Cable immigration criticism In some ways I applaud Cable for standing up for his party's zany belief that letting in as many migrants as possible will somehow magically improve the economy (yeah Vince, our economy is looking swell after years of mass migration under the Labour regime). At least he's still got the courage of his convictions, unlike his sell-out leader Clegg who continues to kiss Cameron's arse even though Dave despises all that the Lib Dems stand for. Nice bit of bickering just before the upcoming elections.

Judd Trump is finally fulfilling his potential, he's peaking just at the right time. Think he'll make the semis at least. O'Sullivan can piss off, moaning little tart, he's going out to the first decent player he'll come across. Higgins or Selby to win it.

I think Real are going to win the CL semi but regrettably will lose to the scum in the final. Barca should win the league though. But these games will be quite fascinating.

I thought Bale was pretty good considering he's still to gain full fitness. He's a superb player and seems like a sound fella, not his fault the media are overhyping him. At least he doesn't crave the attention like a few other pricks I can mention. Wish we'd bought him instead.

I don't recall him scoring a hat-trick there before?

Fucking hell, Gomez is shit. Jammy tosser Ronaldo scores yet another shite goal.

Thought Spuds should have had a pen there, looked a clear one too when the Russian fellow was brought down.

I should point out that our dearly departed mentalist has wished death and disease upon other posters too in the past. Yours truly has had the pleasure of being on the end of Paddy's mindless, witless, profanity-laced tirades, revealing his perverted desires to see me inflicted with some ailment of his own making. A very strange, perverse individual. Yet somehow he's acquired a bunch of groupies on here that laud his alleged "genius". Some people are easily impressed it seems. I reckon the said members of "Paddy's Genius" fanclub all suffer from premature ejaculation too.

It's not their strongest ever team but the manc vermin are far from average. They have probably the best defensive unit in the league when all their players are fit. They have very good wingers in Nani and Valencia. They've got great options up front with Shrek, Berbatov and the Mexican midget. Their central midfield isn't great but it's industrious and determined, to the point where the likes of Carrick, Park, Anderson and Fletcher all can do a good job when called upon. As individuals they're far from great but they all put in a shift and work well within the overall team. And they have experienced players like Giggs and Scholes who somehow are still able to play at a reasonably high level. And most importantly for them they have a manager who has always managed to instill a winning mentality in all his teams. I'm afraid they're not average, they're a bit better than that and will be in another final. And it wouldn't surprise me in the least if the spawny cunts do manage to beat Barca or Real in the final.

For his sake, and that of the wider community, he should retire his keyboard before he goes out and uses it to clobber someone over the head with. The man is unhinged and I fear for anyone that might cross him while his hormonal rages continue. He's probably standing outside his house at this moment screaming invectives at innocent passer-bys. Maybe I can go and cautiously attempt to cheer him up. He was rather fond of me...

Anyone over 40 playing video games regularly needs to put down the joypads and do something constructive. Such as getting laid.

Um, while I think the young lads coming through are promising, it's a bit premature to be comparing them to the manc cunts that demento had at his disposal. Okay, it's very premature. Let's give them a few seasons before we can judge if they're even solid long-term prospects, let alone as good as the players that were responsible for making ManU the dominant team in the Premiership.