GFAT5 1st round - Manbearpig Vs Turritopsis Nutricul

[Remmie]

Manbearpig:

 

Vs

 

Turritopsis Nutricula:

[Malarkey]

Go get 'em, Champ.

 

*Unleashes ManBearPig*

[Fugitive]

ManBearPig has been served a light snack in his first round.

 

Apparently the jellyfish thing is Biologically immortal.

 

"Any real living object enjoying biological immortality can die upon receiving a sufficient injury or otherwise being killed or destroyed."

 

ManBearPig will first rip out it's Nerve Centre and then swallow the thing whole.

 

ManBearPig has the Brain of a Human, the power of a bear and the smell of Bacon.

 

Game over.

Edited October 22, 2009 by Fugitive

[Hand Shandy]

I have a feeling that Manbearpig may be this year's Splat, but it couldn't have got an easier first round draw.

 

Immortal my arse - Manbearpig wins.

[Fugitive]

If Splat and ManBearPig ever fought, the World would end.

 

Lets hope this never happens.

[Guest TK-421]

South Park is so 2002.

[TheBitch]

I await the owners take on this beast, the turrawhatsits nutrithingy, before I cast my vote. . . . . . . .

[Xherdan]

Immortality is a decent weapon in a fight, but manbearpig will still prevail.

[Elmyn Noos]

Never got into South Park so no idea about this manbearpig thing. I'm voting for the jellyfish thing on the grounds that it probably exists.

[setreal]

"We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion"

 

Good enough for me.

[Hand Shandy]

Hmmm, this is tighter than expected.

 

A backlash against last year's 'result' perhaps?

[Thants]

What's this fictional cartoon shit? Jellyfish because it exists.

[Hand Shandy]

This is true. I'm regretting giving it my vote now.

 

After all, Leeson wasn't allowed Chainy...

[Remmie]

This is true. I'm regretting giving it my vote now.

 

After all, Leeson wasn't allowed Chainy...

Chainey was in it last year and I don't allow animals that made it to advanced stages as it will get repetitive.

[Hand Shandy]

Chainey was in it last year and I don't allow animals that made it to advanced stages as it will get repetitive.

 

Ah, my apologies Rem - I was talking about last year, and thought Chainy had been excluded from that competition.

[Soleilrouge]

if manbearski progresses this tournament will have descended to farce and i will be forced to consider my participation

[Malarkey]

It's an immense shame that ManBearPig has been caught up in such a political power struggle.

 

I hope logic prevails.

[Strontium]

Anything known by its Latin name is automatic win in my book.

 

Also, it helps that it exists.

[Karl_b]

Fuck these made up mother fuckers.

[neko]

Fuck these made up mother fuckers.

 

agreed - jellypig for me.

[Malarkey]

For shame, GF.

[kop]

You do realise that the manbearpig is a piece of paper at best, or a two dimentional figure on a telly yeah? Two dimentional things can never beat real life. A walk over for the Turritopsis Nutricul.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The sensible option is manbearpig, jellyfish, wow, there has never been one entered into the AT, seriously.

[Stu Monty]

Gotta go with the animal that actually exists here.

[Guest TK-421]

The sensible option is manbearpig, jellyfish, wow, there has never been one entered into the AT, seriously.

 

Maybe only 3/10 for originality but 10/10 for being immortal and existing.

 

I'm glad to see that logic has prevailed with the forum's more sensible forumites who have all been duly repped, except for Strontium Dog who was repped recently for choosing an aquatic mollusc as his entrant.