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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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26 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Anyone that thinks that Shiraz breakfast is anything but bean vomit is a blind peaky blert.

You were twirling the ends of your moustache while posting that. 

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13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Bean Hiroshima.

 

This country.

I get what you mean, one spoonful fewer and it'd be spot on.  They just got carried away.

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1 hour ago, Pidge said:

I get what you mean, one spoonful fewer and it'd be spot on.  They just got carried away.

Negasaki

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Some place in Yesil Üzümlü. 25 lira which is 3 quid 50.

 

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Didn't eat the cucumber obviously. The rest was surprisingly good, certainly a lot better than the Dutch can do. Was expecting it to be terrible. 

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If you cook beans according to the instructions on the tin, the juice doesn’t reduce. You just put less of it on the plate. However, as anyone in their right mind will know, beans are best left on the supermarket shelf, nowhere near a plate of food.

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27 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Beans could have done with reducing for sure. 

 

It's fried bread by the way, not toast. Toast didn't seem to be an option for some reason. 

 

I prefer fried bread to toast with a breakfast, unfortunately that bread looks like it hardly touched the griddle pan. 

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2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Some place in Yesil Üzümlü. 25 lira which is 3 quid 50.

 

utwcpkm.jpg

 

Didn't eat the cucumber obviously. The rest was surprisingly good, certainly a lot better than the Dutch can do. Was expecting it to be terrible. 

Looks good that Cloggy, apart from the cucumber and rectangular plate. Beans obviously bring it up a notch

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2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Some place in Yesil Üzümlü. 25 lira which is 3 quid 50.

 

utwcpkm.jpg

 

Didn't eat the cucumber obviously. The rest was surprisingly good, certainly a lot better than the Dutch can do. Was expecting it to be terrible. 

Surprised there wasn't an umbrella stuck in the sausages.

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1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

If you cook beans according to the instructions on the tin, the juice doesn’t reduce. You just put less of it on the plate. However, as anyone in their right mind will know, beans are best left on the supermarket shelf, nowhere near a plate of food.

cc @Captain Turdseye

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5 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Some place in Yesil Üzümlü. 25 lira which is 3 quid 50.

 

utwcpkm.jpg

 

Didn't eat the cucumber obviously. The rest was surprisingly good, certainly a lot better than the Dutch can do. Was expecting it to be terrible. 

You dirty dirty bastard 

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I thought beans on a pizza was a blight on the history of mankind, but putting cucumbers on a fry-up is plumbing new depths.

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5 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Some place in Yesil Üzümlü. 25 lira which is 3 quid 50.

 

utwcpkm.jpg

 

Didn't eat the cucumber obviously. The rest was surprisingly good, certainly a lot better than the Dutch can do. Was expecting it to be terrible. 

You fucking Tory.

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8 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Some one,  anyone, for the sake of all things that are decent, offer Cloggy out. He wants fucking for that. 

 

 

 

 

Tried to PM him for a straightener there but his inbox is clogged up 

 

Its weirdos like him who will get this site closed down and quite frankly I don't know what I'd do without you lot. 

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