What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[aRdja]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

What the fuck is this nonsense?

 

Guardian fake news.

“Beans should be overflowing to the point of almost dribbling down one’s shirtsleeves; the excess mopped up with toast.”

 

lol

[Bjornebye]

16 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Alright I’ll stop by the butchers tomorrow morning after my dreaded bodypump class.

 

 

[aRdja]

Ingredients purchased from Gales of Westbury Park

2 x Lincolnshire sausages

2 x Bacon

1 x Black pudding

1 x Fried egg over hard

1 x Sourdough toast

Organic Heinz beans ‘cooked right’

 

Verdict: Hit the spot. Realll good. Really enjoyed the sausages. Black pudding however was a touch too thick, and texture was a bit more cakey than oaty. Also she went a bit rogue with the cherry tomatoes and the sautéed spinach.
 

[Pidge]

Apart from the absolute bastani of an egg, it looks pretty good.

[cloggypop]

Looks great apart from the ridiculous egg and left over refried salad items. 

[Bjornebye]

Why did you cook the egg with a blowtorch? 

 

Sausages and Black Pudding look great. 

[Elite]

Yep that looks good, surely if they can cook everything else to a good standard they can cook a fucking fried egg.

[cloggypop]

If you are aRdja that egg is perfect. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

If you are into S&M that egg is perfect. 

.

[cloggypop]

5 uses for that egg that are better than eating it :

 

1. Doorstop

2. Bathplug

3. Blocking a mousehole

4. Stress ball

5. Dog chew

[TheHowieLama]

Cooked spinach and cherry tomatoes, kinell man!!

 

Looks like somebody rode a bicycle through the middle of it .

[Tony Moanero]

42 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Ingredients purchased from Gales of Westbury Park

2 x Lincolnshire sausages

2 x Bacon

1 x Black pudding

1 x Fried egg over hard

1 x Sourdough toast

Organic Heinz beans ‘cooked right’

 

Verdict: Hit the spot. Realll good. Really enjoyed the sausages. Black pudding however was a touch too thick, and texture was a bit more cakey than oaty. Also she went a bit rogue with the cherry tomatoes and the sautéed spinach.
 

I’m not not going to criticise the egg, as I know that is how you like yours. Generally speaking, it looks decent enough. The sausages look really nice. Swap the cherry tomatoes for ordinary ones and the spinach for mushrooms, and I’d eat it.

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

5 uses for that egg that are better than eating it :

 

1. Doorstop

2. Bathplug

3. Blocking a mousehole

4. Stress ball

5. Dog chew

 

1. Eyepatch

2. Put it under one of the table legs when it is a little bit uneven and shaky

3. Mousepad for a laptop

4. Artistic rendition of the moon during the winter solstice.

5. Landfill

[Bjornebye]

1. Freddie Kruger Halloween Party Mask 

2. Mechanics cloth

3. Bogroll for Godzilla

4. Some weird movie that used to be on Bravo with slime jumping out of a lake. That could be its more sinister and creepy brother. 

5. Alien Deterrent 

[Spy Bee]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

Ingredients purchased from Gales of Westbury Park

2 x Lincolnshire sausages

2 x Bacon

1 x Black pudding

1 x Fried egg over hard

1 x Sourdough toast

Organic Heinz beans ‘cooked right’

 

Verdict: Hit the spot. Realll good. Really enjoyed the sausages. Black pudding however was a touch too thick, and texture was a bit more cakey than oaty. Also she went a bit rogue with the cherry tomatoes and the sautéed spinach.
 

I'd send that fucker back. Nothing on a cooked breakfast should ever be green. This was one of the Ten Commandments. How this has been overlooked I really don't know, but it utterly disgusts me and just having seen the picture, my very existence has been tarnished.

 

The egg looks like it's been turned over by burglars. The cherry fucking tomatoes... Is that all the was left in the shop? It's the worst constituent ingredients since George's Marvelous Medicine!

 

Beans taking up a good quarter of the plate. Enough said.

 

Sausages look alright.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

Ingredients purchased from Gales of Westbury Park

2 x Lincolnshire sausages

2 x Bacon

1 x Black pudding

1 x Fried egg over hard

1 x Sourdough toast

Organic Heinz beans ‘cooked right’

 

Verdict: Hit the spot. Realll good. Really enjoyed the sausages. Black pudding however was a touch too thick, and texture was a bit more cakey than oaty. Also she went a bit rogue with the cherry tomatoes and the sautéed spinach.
 

Replace that egg with one that hasn't been eaten already, and it's a great breakfast.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Ingredients purchased from Gales of Westbury Park

2 x Lincolnshire sausages

2 x Bacon

1 x Black pudding

1 x Fried egg over hard

1 x Sourdough toast

Organic Heinz beans ‘cooked right’

 

Verdict: Hit the spot. Realll good. Really enjoyed the sausages. Black pudding however was a touch too thick, and texture was a bit more cakey than oaty. Also she went a bit rogue with the cherry tomatoes and the sautéed spinach.
 

 

Green shit on a breakfast is neg territory, as is the murdered egg. I'll let you off though as the rest looks pretty darn edible. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

20 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Full marks for portion size. I’d have been worried about those sausages. Parts of them look incredibly pale. Were they cooked all the way through? Cook the sausages for longer, or at least more evenly, add mushrooms and tomatoes and I’d destroy that.

I really like your mushroom and tomato manifesto, Tony.

[Stouffer]

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Shit kettle though. 

It's a Hinari Lifestyle. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

It's a Hinari Lifestyle. 

Its got a hard lifestyle by the looks of it. 

[Pidge]

Is leaving town, walking past the rammed kebab shop, realising you're pretty hungry, signing up to the local delivery service, realising the delivery service is closed, slamming the electrice hob on six, cremating three pieces of bacon, pretending to fry a black pudding slice on the retained heat, putting it all in a leftover cob, plus brown sauce... a recipe for the perfect breakfast?

 

because, if so...

[Pidge]

Shit, might have another perfect breakfast...

[Trumo]

That egg looks like the cook started to make a scrambled egg just before realising the customer had ordered fried.

[Bob]

£6.75 from North St Deli in Wetherby, including coffee plus an extra £0.60 for two hash browns which we shared.

 

sausage was lovely but the skin wasn’t browned on the bottom so a mark off for that. Everything else was spot on.

 

Egg was perfect.

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

£7.05 seems pretty expensive. Only one sausage, no black pudding and they’ve used tinned tomatoes. I don’t mind tinned but they’re dirt cheap, especially wholesale. Not worth more than four or five quid.