Jacko Alive?

[Guest simon]

A short video that allegedly shows Michael Jackson stepping out of a Los Angeles coroner's van after his death is doing the rounds on the internet.

 

The 29-second clip will doubtless reinforce the view held by conspiracy theorists that the King of Pop's death was an elaborate stunt and that he is still alive and kicking.

 

The video, apparently filmed in an underground garage, shows a man being escorted from the back of a white van and through a doorway by a guard.

 

The man appears to have the same build and hair as Jackson but his face cannot be seen at any point.

 

The person who posted the footage on video-sharing website Live Leak claims to have been given it by a "trustworthy source".

 

"This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner," the video description states.

 

"I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in."

 

However, the van's number plate is not clearly visible at any point during the video and there is no date stamp to indicate when it may have been filmed.

 

Even users of Live Leak, which is known as a breeding ground for far-fetched conspiracy theories, have their doubts.

 

"Michael Jackson, Elvis, 2Pac, and Biggie are all hanging out together on some island making music, I'll have the video of that later today," wrote one.

 

"Yea, I figured as much. Him and Elvis are probley out partying some where," chipped in another.

 

Earlier this week the Los Angeles coroner confirmed Jackson had lethal levels of the powerful anaesthetic propofol in his body when he died on June 25.

 

His death at the age of 50 is being treated as homicide.

 

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[The Special One]

Is Michael Jackson still alive?

[Paul]

Ha, ha!!! The only way that faked video could have been any worse was if it had Thriller playing as he got out of the ambulance.

[philyhamann]

[Joe Le Taxi]

I'm confused. Tired to. I still think this is bollocks.

[RedinSweden]

 

Where has the writing underneath the registration plate gone?

 

Edit: And for that matter the other markings on the plate

 

Edited August 27, 2009 by RedinSweden

[Joe Le Taxi]

I can see 2 dots above each plate but yes you're right about the writing underneath.

[Duncan Clench]

RiS can we not have your petty, accurate observations on this thread please?!

[RedinSweden]

I can see 2 dots above each plate but yes you're right about the writing underneath.

 

Look at where the dots are in relation to the numbers though.

 

You aint no Columbo.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Bomb it.

[TheBitch]

What a crock of shit.

[Duncan Clench]

It's not Michael Jackson, it's Elvis and lady Di.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Look at where the dots are in relation to the numbers though.

 

You aint no Columbo.

 

Don't think of me as a detective. Think of me as a warped cunt who murdered the detective before you got here.

[dirty_sanchez]

Michael Jackson has been dead for ages. He died and was bought back as a zombie in Thriller. Then he had a plastic face mask made. He was the first zombie pop star.

[RedinSweden]

Don't think of me as a detective. Think of me as a warped cunt who murdered the detective before you got here.

 

I like where you are coming from, but this lack of attention to detail will be your undoing.

[Nick Leeson]

the dots aren't the dots, they're the shadows of the dots because the lights are on. The plot thickens

[Josef Svejk]

Michael will always live on. In our hearts. We love you, Michael. Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world. And for bridging the gap between black and white, young and old. You honky paedo.

[RedinSweden]

the dots aren't the dots, they're the shadows of the dots because the lights are on. The plot thickens

 

Damn, you're good. The thick plotens.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I want to join in this discussion but my goddarn work is blocking the pictures, now I come to think of it, I work for a worlwide Medical and I.T company, they are stopping me from seeing the footage and pictures. Is it a case of a simple websense blocker being in place or am I somehow involved in a plot to fake MJ's death !!???. Either way I'm more concerned about Leeson using the expression "the plot thickens" urrgh, hate that.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I like where you are coming from, but this lack of attention to detail will be your undoing.

 

I'm still contemplating eating your wife.

 

Michael will always live on. In our hearts. We love you, Michael. Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world. And for bridging the gap between black and white, young and old. You honky paedo.

 

That's all well and good but why did he ask me to call him 'daddy' all those years ago and why did he watch over me while I slept?

[RedinSweden]

I'm still contemplating eating your wife.

 

She has a stinking cold right now, I'd give it a week or so.

[Josef Svejk]

That's all well and good but why did he ask me to call him 'daddy' all those years ago and why did he watch over me while I slept?

 

Because he wanted to insert his penis in your rectum. In a loving, parental manner.

[Josef Svejk]

She has a stinking cold right now, I'd give it a week or so.

 

A week of frustration, eh? Bloody women.

[Section_31]

Barry Chuckle was also behind 9/11

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Barry Chuckle was also behind 9/11

 

Offcial transcript from American Airlines flight 175:

 

Passenger: "Please, dont hurt us"

Flight attendant: "please, this cannot be happening"

Pilot: "Let's all stay calm"

Terrorist 1: "To me"

Terrorist 2: "To you"