the torres song

[ORFORD LFC]

i might be mistaken but when man utd have been playing there last few games im pretty sure i have heard them singing to the same tune but with there own words.... i raised this with some mancs in the pub to which there response was they have been singing it for years and we had stolen it from them

 

i have no idea if this is true and no its not real important but am sure them mancs are bullshiting again can anybody clear this up so i can settle the arguement without punching them in the mouth.......

[FrenchEyeGlass]

i might be mistaken but when man utd have been playing there last few games im pretty sure i have heard them singing to the same tune but with there own words.... i raised this with some mancs in the pub to which there response was they have been singing it for years and we had stolen it from them

 

i have no idea if this is true and no its not real important but am sure them mancs are bullshiting again can anybody clear this up so i can settle the arguement without punching them in the mouth.......

 

they are talking shite.

 

the song they're singing is a diss to torres

 

i cant remember the words, but it ends with 'carraghers bit on the side'.

 

anyway, punch them in the ballsacks.

[Lucky Pierre]

It's either:

He's half a boy, he's half a girl, Torres, Torres,

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres,

He wears a frock, he loves the cock,

Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side.

 

 

Or their Jonny O'Shea song.

But we were singing it on the way to Wembley in '65, and they've been singing it for about 5 years.

[ORFORD LFC]

well that makes sense then expect nothing less from them jelous twats,cant believe they say they been singing it for years show how much they no but its a typical man u fans comment realy....

[Dicko]

They have, the O'Shea one's been around a fair while.

[Spy Bee]

well that makes sense then expect nothing less from them jelous twats,cant believe they say they been singing it for years show how much they no but its a typical man u fans comment realy....

 

They have been singing it for years.

[Torvald Utne]

It's either:

He's half a boy, he's half a girl, Torres, Torres,

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres,

He wears a frock, he loves the cock,

Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side.

 

 

Or their Jonny O'Shea song.

But we were singing it on the way to Wembley in '65, and they've been singing it for about 5 years.

 

to be fair that's a pretty good song!

[ratcatcher]

filth are obssessed with us! End of.

[Fugitive]

We sung this in 1965. If they start being pricks and trying to use this as a way of having a go, bring this up and tell them to fuck off.

 

While on the bus to Villa Park - Haroo! Haroo!

I heard my mate make this remark - Haroo! Haroo!

We made poor Chelsea weep and ill

It’s Liverpool 2 and Chelsea 0

and we’ll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the Cup!

 

 

So here’s to Lawrence, Byrne St John, - Haroo! Haroo!

Milne and Yeats and Stevenson - Haroo! Haroo!

Hunt and Thompson - what a man,

Lawler Smith and Callaghan,

and we’ll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the Cup!

 

 

For the Liverpool lads raise your glass - Haroo! Haroo!

To Stevenson who made the pass - Haroo! Haroo!

Thompson had them in a trance,

Bonetti never stood a chance,

And we’ll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the Cup!

 

 

It’s Wembley on the first of May - Haroo! Haroo!

It’s Leeds United Labour Day - Haroo! Haroo!

We’ll be there to cheer Bill Shankly’s side,

And bring the Cup to Merseyside,

And we’ll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the Cup!

And if it’s a draw you’ll hear us moan,

Lets use the coin that beat Cologne,

And we’ll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the Cup!

[airbags]

It's either:

He's half a boy, he's half a girl, Torres, Torres,

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres,

He wears a frock, he loves the cock,

Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side.

 

 

Or their Jonny O'Shea song.

But we were singing it on the way to Wembley in '65, and they've been singing it for about 5 years.

 

I'm sorry. I laughed. Neg away guys. I deserve it.

[23_Carra_Gold]

It's either:

He's half a boy, he's half a girl, Torres, Torres,

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres,

He wears a frock, he loves the cock,

Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side.

 

 

Or their Jonny O'Shea song.

But we were singing it on the way to Wembley in '65, and they've been singing it for about 5 years.

 

I had a Bluesnose taxi driver (It isn't a myth) whip out his phone and play a recording of some oul lad with a guitar singing that song.

[Torvald Utne]

isn't there a line missing between 3rd and 4th?

[23_Carra_Gold]

isn't there a line missing between 3rd and 4th?

 

Yeah and the 1st and 2nd don't even rhyme. Fucking amatuers.

[HawaiianScouser]

i think the missing line is "he sells his ass on the albert dock"

 

 

stupid jealous twats. they should have a look at their boy ronaldo.

[Torvald Utne]

well that is good but I'm firmly of the belief you shouldnt sing songs about other clubs/players...stick to your own.

[Lucky Pierre]

Heres the chelsea version apparently:

 

His hairband proved he was a gay torres torres

He sucked off stevie g today torres torres

he takes it up the f**king rear

the dirty little spanish queer

Fernando Torres takes it up the arse...

[Jonte]

oh bitter cunts, fernando takes both the scum and the rents up the arse!

[Sweeney287]

They're all just jealous he's our player. Fuck em

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've heard from a blue

 

His mother said he wasnt gay, Torres, Torres,

He just likes to wear his hair that way, Torres, Torres,

He sees a cock, he jumps for joy

He looks just like a lady boy

Fernando Torres takes it up the arse

 

Just shows what an impact he's had on the premiership that opposition fans try and disparage him

[Original202]

Chelsea's version is shit, the Everton and Man Utd versions are good efforts and actually quite funny.

 

Chelsea will always be shit at everything, bunch of bad song mongs.

[ORFORD LFC]

ok well i admit i may be wrong on this one but whats the john o shea song is that what they been singing for 5 years because they wouldnt have had that song before torres played for us.....

 

so many clubs have been using this bouncy tune with there own words for years but liverpool fans started it in 65 way before my time.....

 

they have all got torres songs that just tells you how good he is for them to even have the time to make a song about a rival player and not one of your own

[Wor Horse]

Hull and Sunderland sing songs for Geovanni and Cisse with our tune respectively.

 

No words, just NA NANANANANANANANA *Clubs* Number *number*.

 

Twats.

[rondeco]

i think the missing line is "he sells his ass on the albert dock"

 

 

 

Is this true? And if so, does anybody know how much for?

Do I need to book in advance?

[Original202]

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

O'Shea! O'Shea!

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

O'Shea! O'Shea!

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

The Stretford End are gonna sing...

"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"

 

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,

La! La!

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la

La! La!

La, la, la, la, la, la, la,

La, la, la, la, la ,la la...

"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"!

 

They were singing this way before Torres signed for us.

 

I don't see the big deal either way though. We don't have a monopoly on tunes and we've taken them from other clubs and made our own versions for decades.

[ORFORD LFC]

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

O'Shea! O'Shea!

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

O'Shea! O'Shea!

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

The Stretford End are gonna sing...

"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"

 

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la,

La! La!

La, la, la, la.. la ,la la.. la, la

La! La!

La, la, la, la, la, la, la,

La, la, la, la, la ,la la...

"We all know that Johnny's gonna score"!

 

They were singing this way before Torres signed for us.

 

I don't see the big deal either way though. We don't have a monopoly on tunes and we've taken them from other clubs and made our own versions for decades.

 

i no it aint a big deal and that clubs use the same songs its just i was saying it was a good song to which there reply was you stole that off us we been singin it for years you scouse cunts cant make your own songs

 

this wound me up and i dont no man utd history on songs so thought i would ask some wiser older lads to clear this up,ino have my ammo to go back to them mancs and put them straight without knocking there teeth down there throats