The definition of small time...

[Randy Marsh]

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Hilarious, they just dont get it do they? Note the "..this is Chelsea Football Club, not Liverpool, and i think its good to be different" reference.

[Woo]

I didnt know we were latin either.

[JangoSolo]

Bit of bizarre thing to reference us, and as far as I can see we (and lots of other clubs) do the stretched scarf thing and the twirling.

 

But then we don't need free scarfs or instructions on how to use them

 

So sad.

[dave u]

That is almost as excrutiating as that Shteve McClaren interview.

[gumps]

Pathetic, absolutely pathetic :no

 

what next, those oldie wooden rattles and bobble hats?

[Woo]

Nobody will pick the scarf up unless theirs a burberry logo on it anyway.

[Randy Marsh]

I dont know how they can possibily try and justify the manufactured, choreographed, free flag/scarf atmosphere is something to be proud of. If i was a Chelsea fan id be fuckin ashamed and embarassed reading that.

[robslappa]

"We're not Liverpool" - Too right you're fucking not.

[kopitegaz]

Bit of bizarre thing to reference us, and as far as I can see we (and lots of other clubs) do the stretched scarf thing and the twirling.

But then we don't need free scarfs or instructions on how to use them

 

So sad.

 

Although to be fair to them, in 05, 06 & 07, they wont have been watching our scarf twirling as they will have all been too busy taking their captains lead and crying their eyes out, so wouldnt have seen through the tears.

[nibbler]

Nearly as bad as fulham handing out these fucking things for every home game to try to "improve the atmosphere".

 

Aplaudidores

[Hooch]

Thats hilarious.

[redrosetints]

"....as one of the popular neck garments will be hung on every cheslea seat before the game"

 

neck garments, LOL !

[Randy Marsh]

Nearly as bad as fulham handing out these fucking things for every home game to try to "improve the atmosphere".

 

Aplaudidores

 

Oh dear god. How long before you see some whopper in the Anny Road End with one of them? Ill give it untill xmas.

[Royal Family]

Do you think that each neck garment will be accompanied by written instructions (with diagrams) on how to 'twirl' in a proper south american manner?

 

Mongo eat Neck Garment!!

[RedinSweden]

Bit of bizarre thing to reference us, and as far as I can see we (and lots of other clubs) do the stretched scarf thing and the twirling.

 

But then we don't need free scarfs or instructions on how to use them

 

So sad.

 

they are in our shadow, that's all. they are massively obsessed with us. it makes me laugh, they are just an irritant.

[gkmacca]

Abramovich is also buying up all the words that end in 'ea,' 'ey' or 'ee' so that a hired songwriter - he hasn't decided yet whether to go for Andrew Lloyd Webber or Lily Allen - can supply the crowd with their own special chants.

[dave u]

"....as one of the popular neck garments will be hung on every cheslea seat before the game"

 

neck garments, LOL !

 

 

I pissed myself at that too. That whole article reads like something I'd have written as a piss take, except their version is funnier than anything I could have come up with.

[Randy Marsh]

I pissed myself at that too. That whole article reads like something I'd have written as a piss take, except their version is funnier than anything I could have come up with.

 

Thats exactly what i thought. Could just see that article on the back inside cover of the mag.

[Tom R]

I'm loving the way they call scarves "popular neck garments", as if just to clarify what the fuck one actually is.

 

Awesome.

 

 

EDIT: read the thread, Tom, you massive mong.

[philyhamann]

This is more Newcastle style, not Liverpool.

[silverlining]

 

Note the "..this is Chelsea Football Club, not Liverpool, and i think its good to be different" reference.

 

 

 

What a laughable, palsied, sick fucking joke of a football club.

 

And can anyone explain the reference to Liverpool? How bizarre?

 

"We're not Liverpool, so we have to artificially create an atmosphere"?

[RedBrian84]

"We're not Liverpool" - Too right you're fucking not.

 

My thoughts exactly. And I'm glad we're absolutely nothing like them. Fucking pathetic excuse for a football club.

 

What got me was the "...not the 'holding scarf above the head' look..."

 

Twats. Just utter gobshites, everybody concerned- the fans, the players, the board- the entire fucking club get right up my fucking nose quicker than the finest disco dust at a Joe Cole housewarming.

 

The sooner that Cossack fuckwit buggers off and leaves them up shit creek the better.

[Rio5412]

Did anyone watch the beijing olympics? the crowds were small and created a shit atmopsphere, so the Chinese government trained 'cheer groups' which were put into sections and given loud clappers to make the stadium look full, make some noise, and show the rest of the crowd how they should be cheering the team on... i'm going to start looking for large groups of Chinese people at the next Chelski home game i see on MOTD! - also how do you put pic's on here, as i wanted to put one in, but not sure how!

[philyhamann]

I remember against Barca a few years ago they blagged the numbers in attendance just to make the atmosphere seem intimidating.

[Trucker Paddy]

There only short of letting them in for free and given them hymn sheets to sing off, small club with a big bank balance!