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They come into our local coz the casting agent drinks there gettting casting for the extra's for that advert, me and the missus tried out for the arguing couple painting the wall part but didn't get it. Me best mate got the part supervising the road painters, he's gutted all you can see is the top of his head, they must have found out hes a blue...

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Here's one for Tevez, spotted on youtube comments. I like it.

 

his neck scars proved he lost his head tevez tevez, youll never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez, you ugly twat, you argie cunt, theyv sewn ur head on back 2 front, carlos tevez herman munster head!!!!

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Here's one for Tevez, spotted on youtube comments. I like it.

 

his neck scars proved he lost his head tevez tevez, youll never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez, you ugly twat, you argie cunt, theyv sewn ur head on back 2 front, carlos tevez herman munster head!!!!

 

I'm sorry but I fucking laughed.

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Fucking hell Chris, you are joking aren't you mate, it's took a lot of people a long time to learn it in English, and I bet loads STILL get it wrong.

I wanted to punch some bloke in the paddock behind me one night, 'Fields of Anfield road' he was getting wrong every time, but really stupidly, annoyingly so.

 

su brazalete decir que era un rojo

Torres Torres

nunca caminaras solo dice

Torres Torres

compramos el chico en la españa

él toque el balón y raya otra vez

Fernando Torres - el numero nueve de liverpool

 

Now there's a tongue twister.

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