Everton or Newcastle?

[Em City]

Who's your pick? The bitter blues or Geordie Arabia?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not even a question. 

 

If the Saudis get relegated, it just means it will take them a year or two more to buy their way to the top. If the shite go down, it will be blissful.

[Boss]

Waiting for the next poll. Who would you rather shag Gail Platt or Margot Robbie?

[Captain Turdseye]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Not even a question. 

 

If the Saudis get relegated, it just means it will take them a year or two more to buy their way to the top. If the shite go down, it will be blissful.

This. 
 

Newcastle will have clauses in player contracts that reduce wages in the event of relegation. They’d be straight back up again even if the Saudis weren’t there. 
 

I doubt Everton have such clauses in player contracts, they’re spending 90% of turnover on wages and they’d be totally fucked without the PL TV money. 
 

It would be peak Everton to finally go down whilst in the middle of building a new ground. 

[YorkshireRed]

Leeds. 

[Pete]

Newcastle getting relegated would just delay the inevitable. Everton would be like that massive turd you just can't flushing finally fucking off.  Might reset expectations a bit for them.

[elvis]

Newcastle.

[Furmedge]

Everton. Fuck them.

[dockers_strike]

No hesitation, the shite!

[El Rojo]

Drew a 'Both, please' button my screen and filled it in. 

[an tha]

The shite.

[KMD7]

Everton obviously.  

Like others have mentioned, Newcastle getting relegated will only delay the inevitable for a couple of years at best.

[Bjornebye]

I can see the argument for picking Newcastle but as has been said, it's delaying the inevitable. The other lot going down would be absolutely hilarious. Didn't one of them tweeted that if it happens Reds will be getting thrown though windows all over town? I'm looking forward to that night. "The Night of the Wrong Wives" 

[Harry Squatter]

Everton. But the spawny horrible mutants will survive like they always do. 

[Harry's Lad]

The blueshite and then to repeat for the following seasons right to the bottom then oblivion.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Everton. They will stay up comfortably. You really do have to be insanely shite to go down and they're not quite there, they do have a couple of decent players. Newcastle will end up competing with City eventually because they're a cheating cunt nation state.

[coachpotato]

Tough call.

Nah, not really, the Bloos every time, for the comedy value if nothing else.

They’d be back after a season, but getting relegated might just give them the shock they need for reality to kick in and be accepted.

Newcastle? Will no doubt have a long term plan, but when the ESL eventually arrives, they just might be excluded as nobody outside of this country will know who they are.

[DalyanPete]

8 minutes ago, coachpotato said:

Tough call.

Nah, not really, the Bloos every time, for the comedy value if nothing else.

They’d be back after a season, but getting relegated might just give them the shock they need for reality to kick in and be accepted.

Newcastle? Will no doubt have a long term plan, but when the ESL eventually arrives, they just might be excluded as nobody outside of this country will know who they are.

Good point on the ESL.

[DalyanPete]

The shite, this time, next time and every other time. Ifs there's any time left, the shite again.

Gail Platt for the record, I'd tie those boobs around her knees and take it from there.

[an tha]

The shite are probably not going down this season for my money - But it is coming and i fancy it to happen in next couple of years.

 

They are a mess - financially unstable, they make terrible decisions as a football club, are spending above their means and havea shite squad.

 

Make no mistake - it is coming.

[easytoslip]

Newcastle for me, i dont want to see Everton go down as apart from the many mates that are Blue there would be no derby twice a year, so i dont get why anyone would want that. 

Forever in a lowly league position would do me. 

 

[Anubis]

Everton. Wall-pushers. Murderers. Victims. Hands over the face Hillsborough gestures. It probably won't happen, but I'd be happy enough if it did.

[Bruce Spanner]

Newcastle is a great city for an away day, Goodison is like looking at your very own Dorian Gray portrait.

[Harry's Lad]

23 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Everton. Wall-pushers. Murderers. Victims. Hands over the face Hillsborough gestures. It probably won't happen, but I'd be happy enough if it did.

This is the reason I chose them and made the comment I did.

I used to think as easytoslip, but not any more.

 

[RedHeadedRed]

I chose Newcastle because this is the last time they will ever be in danger of being relagated, whereas Everton are as mess and will be in danger of relegation regularly over the next few years. Plus I want it to be us who sends them down preferably at the pit while simultaneously being the game that wins us the league. That would do nicely.