Tory Cabinet Thread

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Have to say, looking back for a flashpoint to this nonsense was a bit disappointing. CS just calling him out for seemingly no reason other than some harboured grievance and then off it goes. 

 

Glad everyone's having a great Christmas.

No particular grievance except the leftist shite and his self righteous posting.

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

No particular grievance except the leftist shite and his self righteous posting.

 

Okay.

[Tj hooker]

Has anyone else had a fucking letter from good ole Rishi I had this one through the post this morning I think I know what I'll be replying 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Has anyone else had a fucking letter from good ole Rishi I had this one through the post this morning I think I know what I'll be replying 

A ‘Dear John’ letter…

 

Never mind, plenty more fucking useless Tory PM’s in the sea. Also, plenty more fucking useless Tory PM’s not in the sea. 
 

Cunts trick to ditch you just before Christmas though.

 

The cunt. 

[Bruce Spanner]

This might actually be an issue he can get pulled on, Al Capone and taxes' etc.

 

A question that is not addressed in the article is if this comes out of Sunak's personal/Conservative campaign funds, or from Parliamentary expenses, as it is quite clearly a political messsage.

 

If it is the latter he has made a serious breach of the ministerial code...

 

Would be nice if he could clarify this as he is a details man and will be all over it, one assumes, and will clalify in due course.

[Bjornebye]

Outstanding. Baldy grassing Tories gobbing off is my new obsession. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, A Red said:

You might have a job, be able to drive, have prospects, don't sponge off a woman and not at least 3 stone overweight but I bet you've never been to the match with Turdseye. Ha!

Who are you talking about here? Me? If so you’re barking up the wrong tree you scrawny little bald Tory Cunt. Go and cry to Dave again you fucking scrote 

 

Utter wanker and I’m made up others are noticing what I did a long time ago. 

[Bjornebye]

Might have a pot noodle and a wank 

[skend04]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Might have a pot noodle and a wank 

 

I don't really get that aroused eating a Pot Noodle. What flavour are we talking about?

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

I don't really get that aroused eating a Pot Noodle. What flavour are we talking about?

 

Chicken and Mushroom obviously. Extra soy sauce. 

[skend04]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Chicken and Mushroom obviously. Extra soy sauce. 

 

Ordered!

[A Red]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Who are you talking about here? Me? If so you’re barking up the wrong tree you scrawny little bald Tory Cunt. Go and cry to Dave again you fucking scrote 

 

Utter wanker and I’m made up others are noticing what I did a long time ago. 

 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, A Red said:

 

 

He's got more hair on his face than you've got on your head. Great gif though. Fair play

[Captain Turdseye]

4 hours ago, A Red said:

You might have a job, be able to drive, have prospects, don't sponge off a woman and not at least 3 stone overweight but I bet you've never been to the match with Turdseye. Ha!

Excuse me, I’ve got a driving licence actually. 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Excuse me, I’ve got a driving licence actually. 

 

And I'm not 3 stone overweight or sponge off my missus. I can also drive and I'm hung like a stallion. This thread is nuts. Nuts.... them chilli ones 

 

 

[A Red]

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

And I'm not 3 stone overweight or sponge off my missus. I can also drive and I'm hung like a stallion. This thread is nuts. Nuts.... them chilli ones 

 

 

At fucking least! Get a job you fat slob.

[No2]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

*thinks about posting*
 

*thinks better of it*

Me too, was gonna say Sipper has a very solid point in regards Rico, to pick and choose which Tories you like is a bit Tory. 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

At fucking least! Get a job you fat slob.

 

Hahahaha whoever your private investigator is must be ripping you off. Stop hitting your missus you fucking wheel. 

[A Red]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

Hahahaha whoever your private investigator is must be ripping you off. Stop hitting your missus you fucking wheel. 

Me, 6ft 1 & 90kg.

 

You?

 

Remember, I've seen you

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

Me, 6ft 1 & 90kg.

 

You?

 

Remember, I've seen you

 

 

 

I've seen you too and you're lying. 

 

Me? 6ft and 13.4 stone. Handsome, witty and a fucking superb lad to be around. 

 

You..... christ almighty you ..... I'm more athletic, 14 years younger and 10 times sharper. Just give up you tory cunt. You'll never win. Although I'd like you to try. 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I've seen you too and you're lying. 

 

Me? 6ft and 13.4 stone. Handsome, witty and a fucking superb lad to be around. 

 

You..... christ almighty you ..... I'm more athletic, 14 years younger and 10 times sharper. Just give up you tory cunt. You'll never win. Although I'd like you to try. 

 

Brilliant

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, A Red said:

 

Brilliant

 

Yes, I am. 

[Captain Turdseye]

[Captain Turdseye]

I don’t even have to do anything to get dragged into the Bitchfest anymore. 
 

Completed it, mate. 

[Jairzinho]