Tory Cabinet Thread

[Jack the Sipper]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Hahahaha you're chatting absolute shit. I pulled origi bellend up. I know Rico away from the forum and class him as a mate but I've called him out plenty of times. 

 

If you can show me one example of me backing Rico over his Rittenberg comments I'll pat you on the back. I hate the racist little cunt.

 

As for not giving a fuck about footy, what a weird thing to say. Listen dickhead, take it from me... you're a bellend. A complete faker who thinks robbing off on a footy forum makes him feel better. I don't think you're that right wing, I do however think you're a massive wanker who tries (and fails) to catch people out. Now as I said earlier, wind your neck in have a beer. 

 

 

 

Swig, put down the bottle, take a deep breath and read the post again you short-legged, short-fused horrible little scrote. I didn't say you didn't care about football,  I said you don't understand, or care to understand politics. Like the hooligan latches himself on to a club primarily to have a ruck, so you do with politics. You're a shitty little tribalist, a weak-minded twat that can't see past personalities. Thank fuck you weren't around in late 60s LA. Manson would've had you doing his work for him.

[Jack the Sipper]

29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Hahahaha you're chatting absolute shit. I pulled origi bellend up. I know Rico away from the forum and class him as a mate but I've called him out plenty of times. 

 

If you can show me one example of me backing Rico over his Rittenberg comments I'll pat you on the back. I hate the racist little cunt.

 

As for not giving a fuck about footy, what a weird thing to say. Listen dickhead, take it from me... you're a bellend. A complete faker who thinks robbing off on a footy forum makes him feel better. I don't think you're that right wing, I do however think you're a massive wanker who tries (and fails) to catch people out. Now as I said earlier, wind your neck in have a beer. 

 

 

 

Well, here's the first use of 'rats' from him in that thread. He goes on to use it a further four times over that day or so, yet despite you posting in that same thread dozens of times between him saying it, I don't see you pull him on it once. If you can show me otherwise then I'll apologise, no problem.

Actually, looking at who did neg him and pull him up (including me, Captain Willard, Stronts, RedderLurtz) it seems eerily familiar to the list of people you've had serious arguments with on here in recent weeks. What to make of that.

 

As for Rico, do you realise what a fucking clown you sound like here? You're forever banging on about how nasty and evil Tories are, and yet you class him, a Tory, as a mate. How the fuck does that work? Some major cognitive dissonance going on there! And I do remember you repping him on many occasions when he insulted people who expressed views that an actual leftist would have. Overall, your attitude towards him was totally sycophantic and pathetic, given your stated beliefs. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Oh, dear, not another show of weakness or dead on impact policy ideas?

 

Probably their key defining feature at present.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

I voted for Labour under Corbyn and supported him on this forum when he was leader. 

I was just yanking your lariat.

[Arniepie]

On 20/12/2023 at 11:28, Pete said:

I hope they matched the curtains with the carpet then.  


Presume you actually meant desecrated? 

Fucking auto correct 

[Arniepie]

On 20/12/2023 at 17:20, Gnasher said:

MP for Stoke on Trent  England.

 

 

 

 

See what frog face tweeted today?

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

Swig, put down the bottle, take a deep breath and read the post again you short-legged, short-fused horrible little scrote. I didn't say you didn't care about football,  I said you don't understand, or care to understand politics. Like the hooligan latches himself on to a club primarily to have a ruck, so you do with politics. You're a shitty little tribalist, a weak-minded twat that can't see past personalities. Thank fuck you weren't around in late 60s LA. Manson would've had you doing his work for him.

 

12 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

Well, here's the first use of 'rats' from him in that thread. He goes on to use it a further four times over that day or so, yet despite you posting in that same thread dozens of times between him saying it, I don't see you pull him on it once. If you can show me otherwise then I'll apologise, no problem.

Actually, looking at who did neg him and pull him up (including me, Captain Willard, Stronts, RedderLurtz) it seems eerily familiar to the list of people you've had serious arguments with on here in recent weeks. What to make of that.

 

As for Rico, do you realise what a fucking clown you sound like here? You're forever banging on about how nasty and evil Tories are, and yet you class him, a Tory, as a mate. How the fuck does that work? Some major cognitive dissonance going on there! And I do remember you repping him on many occasions when he insulted people who expressed views that an actual leftist would have. Overall, your attitude towards him was totally sycophantic and pathetic, given your stated beliefs. 

 

You absolute crab. It’s no surprise to see the only one who repped you. Tory farts suck each others dicks. Rico is a million times the poster you’ll ever be, and yes me and him have argued plenty of times about his views. Captain Turdseye is also a mate away from this forum who I’ve been the match with unlike you, you fucking weird little gobshite. I bet you’re from Telford or something odd like that. I find it hilarious when you gob off. Keep going. I love a good argument with a cunt online. Oh and my legs aren’t short, and my hair isn’t bald. I’m an absolute Adonis. Like Steve Beaton without the bifters. If your posts gets repped by cunts like that it’s very telling. Probably the same account. 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

Swig, put down the bottle, take a deep breath and read the post again you short-legged, short-fused horrible little scrote. I didn't say you didn't care about football,  I said you don't understand, or care to understand politics. Like the hooligan latches himself on to a club primarily to have a ruck, so you do with politics. You're a shitty little tribalist, a weak-minded twat that can't see past personalities. Thank fuck you weren't around in late 60s LA. Manson would've had you doing his work for him.

This is quite a good post. Xmas drinks are boss. I wish I was around in LA in the late 60’s. 

[Jack the Sipper]

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Greatest episode of any comedy ever. 

[A Red]

2 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

You might have a job, be able to drive, have prospects, don't sponge off a woman and not at least 3 stone overweight but I bet you've never been to the match with Turdseye. Ha!

[Kepler-186]

The Tories are destroying the country from within making it nigh on impossible for Labour to govern effectively should they win the next election. 

[Captain Turdseye]

*thinks about posting*
 

*thinks better of it*

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

*thinks about posting*
 

*thinks better of it*

Ditto 

[Pidge]

Have to say, looking back for a flashpoint to this nonsense was a bit disappointing. CS just calling him out for seemingly no reason other than some harboured grievance and then off it goes. 

 

Glad everyone's having a great Christmas.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Have to say, looking back for a flashpoint to this nonsense was a bit disappointing. CS just calling him out for seemingly no reason other than some harboured grievance and then off it goes. 

 

Glad everyone's having a great Christmas.

No particular grievance except the leftist shite and his self righteous posting.

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

No particular grievance except the leftist shite and his self righteous posting.

 

Okay.

[Tj hooker]

Has anyone else had a fucking letter from good ole Rishi I had this one through the post this morning I think I know what I'll be replying 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Has anyone else had a fucking letter from good ole Rishi I had this one through the post this morning I think I know what I'll be replying 

A ‘Dear John’ letter…

 

Never mind, plenty more fucking useless Tory PM’s in the sea. Also, plenty more fucking useless Tory PM’s not in the sea. 
 

Cunts trick to ditch you just before Christmas though.

 

The cunt. 

[Bruce Spanner]

This might actually be an issue he can get pulled on, Al Capone and taxes' etc.

 

A question that is not addressed in the article is if this comes out of Sunak's personal/Conservative campaign funds, or from Parliamentary expenses, as it is quite clearly a political messsage.

 

If it is the latter he has made a serious breach of the ministerial code...

 

Would be nice if he could clarify this as he is a details man and will be all over it, one assumes, and will clalify in due course.

[Bjornebye]

Outstanding. Baldy grassing Tories gobbing off is my new obsession. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, A Red said:

You might have a job, be able to drive, have prospects, don't sponge off a woman and not at least 3 stone overweight but I bet you've never been to the match with Turdseye. Ha!

Who are you talking about here? Me? If so you’re barking up the wrong tree you scrawny little bald Tory Cunt. Go and cry to Dave again you fucking scrote 

 

Utter wanker and I’m made up others are noticing what I did a long time ago. 

[Bjornebye]

Might have a pot noodle and a wank 

[skend04]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Might have a pot noodle and a wank 

 

I don't really get that aroused eating a Pot Noodle. What flavour are we talking about?

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

I don't really get that aroused eating a Pot Noodle. What flavour are we talking about?

 

Chicken and Mushroom obviously. Extra soy sauce.