Tory Cabinet Thread

[Anubis]

Nasty little woman. Good on Khan.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

How cold and heartless do you have to be? Horrible twisted stinking little troll 

[Section_31]

It's not the government's job to buy Michelle Mone a new yacht.

 

We surely can't be far away from flamethrowers and riots at this point.

[Gnasher]

Who the fucking hell is this idiot? And I don't mean Richard Madley. Where do the Tories find em?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

With these clowns and Starmer you're seeing ultimate end of modern capitalism. It's basically just led us to a dead end and they don't have any ideas (or intentions) to fix it, all they can do is try and rebrand it (growth) while vilifying its victims as being somehow to blame. All it does though is extend the grace period for more theft while the foundations inevitably continue to crumble. 

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

It's not the government's job to buy Michelle Mone a new yacht.

 

We surely can't be far away from flamethrowers and riots at this point.

people are not arsed when the government literally uses a pandemic to make themselves rich, but are up in arms about hungry kids getting fed.

That tells you all you need to know about the attitudes of the grovelling peasants in this country. 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

How cold and heartless do you have to be? Horrible twisted stinking little troll 

And claims to be a devout catholic. 
 

Vile fucking witch. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

And claims to be a devout catholic. 
 

Vile fucking witch. 

To be fair the Catholic Church does it’s fair share of wealth smuggling. 
 

She’s just a complete evil cunt. The scary thing with her is she isn’t saying these things to further her career or for clicks, it’s completely because she believes it because she’s vile. 
 

 

[Section_31]

Rehabilitating Tory MPs in public is a self-contained industry in this county. I give it 18 months before Johnson is hosting a show about his favourite railway journeys or some shit.  Wasn't Widdacombe dragged along the floor on Strictly Come Dancing or something? Literally? 

[Gnasher]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Rehabilitating Tory MPs in public is a self-contained industry in this county. I give it 18 months before Johnson is hosting a show about his favourite railway journeys or some shit.  Wasn't Widdacombe dragged along the floor on Strictly Come Dancing or something? Literally? 

 

Christine Hamilton and her dim-witted husband still takes the beating. Brown paper envelopes. Gets trounced at the ballot box by BBC man in white suit, ends up on Strictly come dancing and I'm a celebrity. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Rehabilitating Tory MPs in public is a self-contained industry in this county. I give it 18 months before Johnson is hosting a show about his favourite railway journeys or some shit.  Wasn't Widdacombe dragged along the floor on Strictly Come Dancing or something? Literally? 

They should all be hunted down like Nazis 

[Gnasher]

Ha Sir Percival. Cupid Stunt.

 

Abandoned > sacked for anti vax conspiracy theories that were too crackpot for the crackpots in the tory party.

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Britain's most successful industry.

 

 

 

 

 

[Kepler-186]

Isn’t Britain’s creative industry worth billions to the economy and one of the few remaining world class sectors? Spreadsheet cunt. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"University education is leaving loads of people saddled with debt. What can we do?"

"Stop them from going to university."

"Brilliant."

[lifetime fan]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

To be fair the Catholic Church does it’s fair share of wealth smuggling. 
 

She’s just a complete evil cunt. The scary thing with her is she isn’t saying these things to further her career or for clicks, it’s completely because she believes it because she’s vile. 
 

 

The Catholic Church is a heinous institution, but to claim to be a follower of Jesus and his teachings and be so morally bankrupt is an oxymoron off the fucking scale. 

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

"University education is leaving loads of people saddled with debt. What can we do?"

"Stop them from going to university."

"Brilliant."

Let them pick fruit. 

[polymerpunkah]

 

(With bonus Lacey Underall)

[Kepler-186]

Surely the massive debt they’re foisting on the young is paying back all the student gaffs, universities property speculation, propping up Canadian teachers’ pension funds? 
 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

 

(With bonus Lacey Underall)

Playful rascals!

[Arniepie]

Many foundation-year courses will have tuition fees cut by 38%, from £9,250 to £5,760. While subjects such as medicine and veterinary sciences will be exempt, the government argues that “too many people are encouraged to take a foundation year in some subjects like business where it is not necessary”.

[Anubis]

Looking forward to Cleverly being wheeled out on this, so he can be asked about his degree in Hospitality Management Studies.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Students don't vote Tory anyway, so fuck 'em.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/rishi-sunak-told-meeting-hed-30370275

[Kepler-186]

Always worth remembering Sunak lost to a woman who tried to meme herself as the Iron Lady 3.0 but ultimately wilted quicker than an Iceberg lettuce that had already faced delays due to Brexit.  Absolute clownshow. 

 

 

 

[Kepler-186]

This is a good read from Mic Wright on this “mickey mouse” degree stuff. 
 

A little sample:

 

“ One of the government’s measurements of “value for money” is that a course delivers a ‘good job’ — it’s not so good at defining that, unsurprisingly — within 15 months. That knocks out many careers, including in the NHS and social care as well as almost every job in the arts or journalism unless you’re already a rich kid. Curiously enough, Classics — a degree that often sends its graduates to jobs in investment banking, not because of their Latin declension but their family connections - is not included on the ‘low-value’ list. “

 

 

https://open.substack.com/pub/brokenbottleboy/p/media-studies-is-vital-ppe-is-a-mickey?r=7i95q&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post