Tory Cabinet Thread

[littletedwest]

Beyond satire now

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Oi, they tried to absorb us into Liverpool in 1990 even though we were still getting called wools, so we told them to fuck off!

 

Keep calling us wools, and we'll keep acting like wools!

 

 

Baaaaaaaaa!

I don't think you're wools, you're a rogue state like Taiwan.

[Fugitive]

How fucking much more are people willing to take from these absolute cunts? Surely it won’t be long before all hell breaks loose. They are openly taking the piss out of an entire country.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I don't think you're wools, you're a rogue state like Taiwan.

In which case, fuck off Beijing!

[RJ Fan club]

[halewood pete]

4 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Beyond satire now

 

[razor]

Back with some "down to earth, great British common sense thinking".

 

Analogous with "reactionary right wing populism, lapped up by bigots".

[cloggypop]

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Never seen the point in Knowsley at all, it's neither here nor there and exists only to sow bin confusion. We should sudetenland the motherfuckers.

 

Where else would you put the safari park? 

[Jack the Sipper]

2 hours ago, razor said:

Back with some "down to earth, great British common sense thinking".

 

Analogous with "reactionary right wing populism, lapped up by bigots".

 

The thing is, since Brexit a lot of these right-wing bigots are working class Tories living hand-to-mouth doing menial dead-end jobs with little prospect of career advancement in the old industrial and mining towns of the north. How long before  they realise it's them the Tories are taking the piss out of?

[Arniepie]

44 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

The thing is, since Brexit a lot of these right-wing bigots are working class Tories living hand-to-mouth doing menial dead-end jobs with little prospect of career advancement in the old industrial and mining towns of the north. How long before  they realise it's them the Tories are taking the piss out of?

they still think the problem is that "invasion" thats going on.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

they still think the problem is that "invasion" thats going on.

 

"They've repossessed me house and me wife's needed new hip for 7 year but that's nowt when you think we're spending over 5 million pownds sterlin' a day to pop bloody migrants in'Ritz" 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

The thing is, since Brexit a lot of these right-wing bigots are working class Tories living hand-to-mouth doing menial dead-end jobs with little prospect of career advancement in the old industrial and mining towns of the north. How long before  they realise it's them the Tories are taking the piss out of?

How long have we continued to have a monarchy? I’m going to go with never as an answer to your question.

[Arniepie]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

"They've repossessed me house and me wife's needed new hip for 7 year but that's nowt when you think we're spending over 5 million pownds sterlin' a day to pop bloody migrants in'Ritz" 

apparently we are all being replaced..its a grand plan or something

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

apparently we are all being replaced..its a grand plan or something

 

"How dare they come here this isn't their country it belongs to us not them! I'm taking the family to Spain I've had enough of bloody immigrants" 

[Anubis]

Just sat and fumed at a BBC interview with Zahawi where they’re basically trying to give him a chance to excuse himself over his tax dodging. 

[Rico1304]

On 22/02/2023 at 19:42, Strontium said:

 

Calling themselves the Good Law Project could fall foul of trading standards. Maybe a rename is in order; "I Can't Believe it's a Law Firm" is still available I think.

I mean who doesn’t have beef with the Charities Commission?  
 

 

[johnsusername]

Therese Coffey has failed at everything she's done in life (and been bailed out), it's not a surprise she's a clueless politician. 

[lifetime fan]

On 23/02/2023 at 15:29, Section_31 said:

That Ben Wallace is a tedious cunt isn't he. Seems to have carved out a niche as some sort of 'forces first' cheerleader. Saw him wearing a camo getup the other day on an interview, these stories always seem to appear about him reading the riot act to the treasury demanding they don't 'fuck with my marines!' type shit. Fucking bank manager-looking cunt. 

Wallace Vs Mercer. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64744783

 

It’s impressive how often Mercer’s wife goes into battle for him considering the long standing affair he’s having. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Therese Coffey has failed at everything she's done in life (and been bailed out), it's not a surprise she's a clueless politician. 

Another trough scoffing, shit in the bath cunt who knows where the bodies are stashed. Probably up her skirt the fucking ogre 

[Section_31]

26 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Wallace Vs Mercer. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64744783

 

It’s impressive how often Mercer’s wife goes into battle for him considering the long standing affair he’s having. 

 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

[Gnasher]

68 miles an hour in a 40 miles per hour zone. Second time in a year  

 

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/minister-robert-jenrick-faces-driving-ban-after-being-caught-speedingagain/ar-AA17PT1a?s=09

 

 

[Anubis]

Bernard Ingram.

Goodnight, rancid piss-Prince. May hordes of demons drag you to your eternal, excruciating torment.

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Bernard Ingram.

Goodnight, rancid piss-Prince. May hordes of demons drag you to your eternal, excruciating torment.

I hope they use his eyebrows as a heat source. Could insulate 2 or 3 houses with them bastards!

[Arniepie]

Need mcenzie for the hat trick