West Ham (A) 4/2/19 - Match Thread

[Bjornebye]

I'm up for this one. Tough game as they all will be from here on in but I'm happy to stick my neck on the one for this. Remmie can have his day in the spotlight if we lose. We won't, we have got this. 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

I've a reminder set on my phone to buy some rubber bands and a spatula. I'm going to lock myself in the wardrobe, put a heap of rubber bands around my balls and beat them black and blue with the spatula until this game ends. 

 

We're fuckin shite. 

[Elite]

I think we'll get the win. Klopp will have them up for this.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I've a reminder set on my phone to buy some rubber bands and a spatula. I'm going to lock myself in the wardrobe, put a heap of rubber bands around my balls and beat them black and blue with the spatula until this game ends. 

 

We're fuckin shite. 

Put the bands round your balls and slide the spatula between the bands and you balls then turn the spatula.

It will be easier for you in the confines of a wardrobe. 

[ZonkoVille77]

9 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Put the bands round your balls and slide the spatula between the bands and you balls then turn the spatula.

It will be easier for you in the confines of a wardrobe. 

 

I always prefer to learn from those with experience. Cheers, I'll try your method. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

I always prefer to learn from those with experience. Cheers, I'll try your method. 

It is a good technique. Michael Hutchence swore by it.

[Bjornebye]

Well that elasticated quickly 

[magicrat]

14 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I've a reminder set on my phone to buy some rubber bands and a spatula. I'm going to lock myself in the wardrobe, put a heap of rubber bands around my balls and beat them black and blue with the spatula until this game ends. 

 

We're fuckin shite. 

Take a golf club and a needle instead...

 

The iron the stitch and the wardrobe 

[Elite]

Cracking eggs on your head is where it's at these days.

 

Oh, and videoing it.

[Jennings]

Is this the thread for the win? I don't wanna post in a thread that causes us to lose.

 

 

[Baltar]

Not going to be easy especially now that we're under pressure with City's recent win but I reckon we'll get a scrappy win tomorrow. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Probably best that this is away from Anfield, given how nervous everyone seems to have become. 

 

We just need to get the win here and accept that between now and the end of the season, we'll drop some points and so will City; we just need to make sure we don't drop 5 more than them.

[Hades]

45 minutes ago, Elite said:

Cracking eggs on your head is where it's at these days.

 

Oh, and videoing it.

Think this degenerate started it. What are Zoomers doing?

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsteeFWAnFv/?hl=en

[s(k)aturation]

I was encouraged by City only winning 3-1 today.

 

Go Reds.

[Bjornebye]

43 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Is this the thread for the win? I don't wanna post in a thread that causes us to lose.

 

 

Unless you have posted in the Man U away thread with the wrong date then don't worry, you haven't. 

[Strontium]

I have a nagging feeling that City will be top by Wednesday evening.

[Bobby Hundreds]

3 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

I have a nagging feeling that City will be top by Wednesday evening.

It would be the Liverpool way. 

 

I think I'm mentally damaged by this club. Does any other club on the planet achieve such high places of hope often from under dog status and then "zoink" 

[skend04]

7 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I've a reminder set on my phone to buy some rubber bands and a spatula. I'm going to lock myself in the wardrobe, put a heap of rubber bands around my balls and beat them black and blue with the spatula until this game ends. 

 

We're fuckin shite. 

You don't really need the excuse of avoiding a football match for that.

[TheDrowningMan]

4 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

I have a nagging feeling that City will be top by Wednesday evening.

 

Yep, I wish West Ham hadn’t been on such a poor run away from home of late - this is their first home match for a while against a team few expect them to beat. With our defence as bad as it’s been for a couple of years, I fear that the failure to strengthen in January will go down as a massive error. We'll see. 

[Creator Supreme]

It's 100% certain City will be top Wednesday and they will not lose that advantage again, because they aren't shit!

[Captain Howdy]

12 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

It's 100% certain City will be top Wednesday and they will not lose that advantage again, because they aren't shit!

That’s the spirit

[Oh Buoy]

10 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I've a reminder set on my phone to buy some rubber bands and a spatula. I'm going to lock myself in the wardrobe, put a heap of rubber bands around my balls and beat them black and blue with the spatula until this game ends. 

 

We're fuckin shite. 

PM'd

[aRdja]

The law of averages, etc.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, aRdja said:

The law of averages, etc.

 

 

4-0 West Ham it is then!

[TheHowieLama]

Balls, thought this was the Cheese thread