Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Dr Nowt]

Just watched 80 seconds of a You Tube video on him and we can call this one off.

[Captain Turdseye]

Yes, you sir, you over there...

[Sputnik1]

Yes, you sir, you over there...

 

 

Beans on a fry up?

[aRdja]

I took over Portugal on Footy Manager and gave him the odd appearance off the bench so I'm quite familiar with him.

 

What do you want to know? Ask away.

Could you please kindly post his FM stats? Any clauses in his contract we could potentially take advantage of?

[Captain Turdseye]

Could you please kindly post his FM stats? Any clauses in his contract we could potentially take advantage of?

[Sweeney287]

Forget Salah, Hatem's in tip-top shape.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UgZEvy-OLc

Ha ha. What a cunt

[Lee909]

Corners 6

He gets us

[The Golden Eel]

Here's the BBC line:

 

Liverpool are in talks with Sporting Lisbon over a deal for forward Gelson Martins as they fear being priced out of a move for Roma's Mohamed Salah.

 

So, what's the view of this?

[aRdja]

 

Could you please kindly post his FM stats? Any clauses in his contract we could potentially take advantage of?

A wide player who can't cross. He REALLY gets us.

[aRdja]

Here's the BBC line:

 

Liverpool are in talks with Sporting Lisbon over a deal for forward Gelson Martins as they fear being priced out of a move for Roma's Mohamed Salah.

 

So, what's the view of this?

Roma's president might have been a cunt and refused to sign the contract to allow him to move to us?

 

I've heard we've now moved on to monitoring the fuck out of Yarmolenko.

[joe_fishfish]

Here's the BBC line:

 

Liverpool are in talks with Sporting Lisbon over a deal for forward Gelson Martins as they fear being priced out of a move for Roma's Mohamed Salah.

 

So, what's the view of this?

He's shite compared to Salah, but his name doesn't autocorrect to "slag" on my phone, so I'm in.

[Sputnik1]

He's shite compared to Salah, but his name doesn't autocorrect to "slag" on my phone, so I'm in.

 

 

Mine corrects to 'Salad' so fuck knows the kind of messages you send to people. Are you by chance a member of a north London criminal gang?

 

[3 Stacks]

Only seen Gelson Martins once, against Real Madrid in the Champions League, and he was absolutely electric. Have a feeling he isn't going to cost less than Salah, though

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Never heard of the cunt.

[eeyore]

Is he better than wank arfa tho

[Dr Nowt]

I've been carefully following the Martins lineage since late August in 1863, and the shit twats couldn't stand a decent ball up at the back post then either.

 

Do not want.

[Dave D]

Incredibly, we appear to be actually playing the transfer game with a bit of guile. Smoking out Roma by appearing to want someone else....clever boys.

 

 

 

Or, we are just terribe at it..........hmmmm 

[Guest]

He's a two legged player with arms, also known for having a head.

 

Never heard of him.

I'm in, we need a few more players like that.

[Guest]

I took over Portugal on Footy Manager and gave him the odd appearance off the bench so I'm quite familiar with him.

 

What do you want to know? Ask away.

What is his decision making rating out of 20?

 

Will he turn up on a windy night in Stoke?

[Captain Turdseye]

What is his decision making rating out of 20?

 

Will he turn up on a windy night in Stoke?

His decision making used to be 12 but after he answered yes to the beans question it was revised to a more accurate 21 out of 20.

 

Word is that he'll be conveniently 'injured' for our trip to Stoke next year but he'll be more than happy to play against them in the following season when he's at Palace on loan.

[Red House]

What is his decision making rating out of 20?

 

Will he turn up on a windy night in Stoke?

 

Don't know about Stoke, but he for sure can do it against the blueshite.

 

[Guest]

His decision making used to be 12 but after he answered yes to the beans question it was revised to a more accurate 21 out of 20.

 

Word is that he'll be conveniently 'injured' for our trip to Stoke next year but he'll be more than happy to play against them in the following season when he's at Palace on loan.

I'm almost convinced, does he prefer Katy Perry as a blonde or as a brunette?

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Fuck me. What is wrong with us when it comes to negotiations?

 

We are fucking abysmal at it. We can't even blame unlucky Ayre any more.

 

Then we end up with plan F which will be Gray from Leicester at £60m.

 

Get Jack Bauer in to do the negotiating and sack the fucking lot of them.

[Cardie]

Fuck me. What is wrong with us when it comes to negotiations?

 

We are fucking abysmal at it. We can't even blame unlucky Ayre any more.

 

Then we end up with plan F which will be Gray from Leicester at £60m.

 

Get Jack Bauer in to do the negotiating and sack the fucking lot of them.

Matched only by our propensity for overreaction.

[Elite]

Our transfer business was looking smart and incisive, now it's looks pretty damn amateurish once again.