Euro 2016 France

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Damn. 

[Jairzinho]

Would it be too much to ask Ronaldo and Pepe to end the game quadriplegic?

[Arl arse]

That would have been a great start, Iceland aren't just here to make up the numbers.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Would it be too much to ask Ronaldo and Pepe to end the game quadriplegic?

 

Add Nani to the last list and we have a hat trick. 

[Trumo]

That would have been a great start, Iceland aren't just here to make up the numbers.

 

Bit difficult that what with a population of 63 and one seal.

[Arl arse]

Would it be too much to ask Ronaldo and Pepe to end the game quadriplegic?

 

This would do nicely

[Jairzinho]

Add Nani to the last list and we have a hat trick.

Left foot, right foot, head butt.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Bit difficult that what with a population of 63 and one seal.

 

German pundits were comparing Iceland to Bielefeld where I live due to both having about 320.000 residents. They were interviewing an Icelandic ex player and asking him why such a small country is good at sport. He said it was due to boredom and not a lot else to do, so the German bloke said, "Ahh, another parallel with Bielefeld," cheeky cunt. 

[Trumo]

German pundits were comparing Iceland to Bielefeld where I live due to both having about 320.000 residents. They were interviewing an Icelandic ex player and asking him why such a small country is good at sport. He said it was due to boredom and not a lot else to do, so the German bloke said, "Ahh, another parallel with Bielefeld," cheeky cunt. 

 

It's probably funny in Bochum.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Ronaldo is a cheeky cunt, didn't touch him. 

[SammyAftershave]

'mon the Vikings!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It's probably funny in Bochum.

 

I went there....once....right shit hole. 

[Arl arse]

"Portugal where about to put the ball out of play" no they fuckin weren't.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Good save, Nani should have buried it though. 

[Grinch]

Class save

[El Rojo]

If Iceland were to win tonight, it would be right up there as a career highlight for the Icelandic captain with the time he spent helping Frodo a few years back in Mordor.

[SasaS]

It feels like Portugal are going to score soon.

[Grinch]

Ronaldo's only four goals off becoming the highest scorer in the European Championship.  So much for the theory he's never done it in international tournaments.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

LMAO at that preening cunt Ronaldo...knob. 

[Chairman Meow]

Are there any Portugese people involved in Football who aren't massive cunts?

[Arl arse]

Should have had one there

[Arl arse]

Are there any Portugese people involved in Football who aren't massive cunts?

Can't think of any off the top of my head.

[Nightcat]

Fuck off

[Arl arse]

Booooooo

[Strontium]

Ronaldo's only four goals off becoming the highest scorer in the European Championship.  So much for the theory he's never done it in international tournaments.

 

Let's put that into perspective, though - I am only ten goals off that record.