Leather Jackets

[Fowlers God]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

You wouldnt beat the sword master with insults Like that. I just completed monkey island again on the Xbox with my daughter. It was a game that we could both get into. Also have monkey island 2 which is backward compatible on the Xbox one so we have just started that (never played it) oh and leather jackets are homosexual and my argument backs it up now I know that Ben has one.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I used to wear one when I was a goth but haven't since.  I'd love to be able to pull one off but as a bald, bearded man I fear I'd look like some chickenhawk. 

[setreal]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

 

I said "You fight like a dairy farmer" to Nightcat a few weeks ago, trying to figure out whether he really is a pirate. No response.

[Tony Moanero]

'ello princess.

I also seem to recall the fella (one half of Eastenders first Asian couple) who ran the minimart wearing a natty burgundy leather number.

[Mook]

Sanjay?

 

His burgundy coat was ok but Gita was a pain in the fucking arse.

[Tony Moanero]

Nah, way before Sanjay. I'm taking 1985-ish.

[Tony Moanero]

we've had atmosphere problems for more than the last manager, although i think it is worse now. and i guess the reason you should give a shit, is the club will be there long after whoever is manager or players on the pitch have left. i support liverpool, not the players or manager. i am not saying it is easy to raise the atmosphere when you are pissed off - but then anfield has hardly been bouncing since klopps arrival.

Sanjay?

 

His burgundy coat was ok but Gita was a pain in the fucking arse.

Negged for being a massive racist, thinking all Asian people look the same. I ought to report you to Usher.

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck, I've no idea how I managed to quote Wom. Can people neg me for being a tit, please?

[Sugar Ape]

Fuck, I've no idea how I managed to quote Wom. Can people neg me for being a tit, please?

Anything for you Tony.

[s(k)aturation]

They're not bad eating, as it happens.

[Hand Shandy]

Leather jackets?

 

Cows?

 

Asians?

[stringvest]

Leather jackets?

 

Cows?

 

Asians?

 

Is the answer Southall?

[Dr Nowt]

I also seem to recall the fella (one half of Eastenders first Asian couple) who ran the minimart wearing a natty burgundy leather number.

I used to own a lovely burgundy leather jacket by Volcom, but sadly, and I know this is hard to believe, I wasn't really cool enough to pull it off.

 

Looked much better on other people/the peg/billions of identical Asians.

[Bjornebye]

Long leather jackets are for kid killers.

[Chip Butty]

Long leather jackets are for kid killers.

And Ron Atkinson

[General Dryness]

And Morpheus from the Matrix.

 

I think I've mentioned this before on here, but in my last job before I left the UK there was a scouse fella called Mick who had a long black leather jacket, Matrix style. Having said that, he was about 5 foot tall and 5 foot wide so it might not have been so long on a normally proportioned person.

 

He had the shades as well. Needless to say, his nickname was Mickpheus.

[s(k)aturation]

Leather jackets?

 

Cows?

 

Asians?

 

 

Is the answer Southall?

 

No...

 

Fish.

 

And possibly Asian, if you did it in some ginger, shallots, soy, hoisin and chilli.

[VladimirIlyich]

Nah, way before Sanjay. I'm taking 1985-ish.

Ali? The Turkish fella?

[Tony Moanero]

Nope.

[Tony Moanero]

I think Ali's brother, the fella with the massive muzzy, has a pair of leather Y-Fronts though.

[Total Longo]

I used to wear one when I was a goth but haven't since.  I'd love to be able to pull one off but as a bald, bearded man I fear I'd look like some chickenhawk. 

 

I have to see PaulieGoth. Display the evidence!

[Paulie Dangerously]

I have to see PaulieGoth. Display the evidence!

 

95% of the pictures of that era are gone.  To be fair I wouldn't label myself as a pure goth because I was so unique and un-labellable. STOP JUDGING ME I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER BE A TEENAGER NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

 

I once went through a phase were I put my hair in little pony-tails like Coolio as well.  That's a paddlin. 

[General Dryness]

I once went through a phase were I put my hair in little pony-tails like Coolio as well. That's a paddlin.

There's a private beach reserved for you on the lake of fire when you die m'man.

[Boss]

I have to see PaulieGoth. Display the evidence!

 

 

Paulie on his way to Quiggins.

[General Dryness]

Looking for the bus to middle earth more like. Fucking hell.