Looking for answers.....

[Jezzman]

1. If the shops in the 7-elleven chain are really open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on their doors?

 

2. Why do women always open their mouth when they're putting on mascara?

 

3. Is it a success if a book about failure does not sell?

 

4. What happens if you travel by the speed of light and turn on your headlights?

 

5. If you try to prove Murphy's law, will you end up getting hurt?

 

6. Why is letters in the aplhabet going A, B, C.... and not A, E, Q.....?

 

7. How wide is a narrow margin?

 

8. Can a fish get thirsty?

 

9. When you're lost driving in your car, why do you turn down the stereo?

 

10. Do cotton fields shrink when it's raining?

 

11. Is it possible to be a closet claustrphobic?

 

12. In Windows, why do I have to press start to shut down the PC?

 

13. What is a tea break in a coffee plant?

 

14. If swimming is a briiliant excercise when you want to lose weight, where did it all go wrong for the whales?

 

15. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

 

Anyone got the answer, or wanna add to the list feel free :D

[DT]

Does killing time damage eternity?

 

If God sneezed what would you say?

 

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?

 

How do you 'draw a blank'?

 

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

 

Are Cheerios really donut seeds?

 

If you jog backwards, do you gain weight?

 

Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

 

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

[Dr.Filth]

Why does Mr Universe always come from Earth?

What have skeletons got to smile about?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Can the Daytripper attend night matches?

[Stu Monty]

Is it just me that hates people who say "god bless you" every time you sneeze?

 

What are you meant to say???

 

Thank's love but it's alright I don't have the plague so i won't be needing that blessing!! People who say it don't even know why they are saying it...cretins!

[Original202]

Is it just me that hates people who say "god bless you" every time you sneeze?

 

What are you meant to say???

 

Thank's love but it's alright I don't have the plague so i won't be needing that blessing!! People who say it don't even know why they are saying it...cretins!

 

And why do people say "Bless me" after they sneeze? If its all the same with you love, I won't bless you thank you very much.

[Guest U.M.C]

How does the guy who drives a snow plough get to work???

Y are oranges called oranges but bananas arent called yellows??

Y is a fly called a fly but an ant isnt called a walk.

Y is the letter W not called double V??

[DT]

Y is the letter W not called double V??

 

It is in Danish.