If you could sign anyone outside of the top four, who would it be?

[Dave D]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Christian Eriksen yet.

 

I know he wasn't world class last season but he's going to be a bloody footballer.

 

 

Eriksen for me too.

 

Bit of guile and craft to add to our Graft

[Tony Moanero]

Never heard of the cunts.

[Dr Nowt]

Rather than any players I'd ideally want to take Southampton's recruitment team and chief scouts, including those focused on snapping up the most promising youngsters, while also snaffling their best youth development people, to replace the likes of Anders Behring Breivik when they move up to work with our senior squad. Given we always buy at least one player for decent money and go immediately cold on him, we shouldn't notice too much difference to the team if the budget is less for one summer.

 

As that wasn't the point of the question I'd personally go with Schneiderlin, but of course, even that's assuming he'd get a regular game. Fans wanting Brendan to buy a DM is just Louis Tully knocking on Dana Barrett's door and getting it shut in his face while he's still inviting her to his party, so perhaps Michael Vorm would be a better bet.

 

At least he's the 'profile' of keeper Brendan cited as essential for his 11 against 10 passing prototype, when he remembered what it is he actually wants the team to do. Remove the cat on a hot tin roof element of the back four whenever our keeper has the ball at his feet, and maybe we'd fix one of the defence's key weaknesses without lashing away all the money we desperately need to spend on getting our own goal threat back.

[thompsonsnose]

Cabaye.

[lebron]

I answered Clyne in the poll, but would go for Benteke. As a lot of people has said, we need goals, and he'd provide a few. I actually think he's a lot better than Kane, even if the latter had a great season last year.

[Mark M]

I answered Clyne in the poll, but would go for Benteke. As a lot of people has said, we need goals, and he'd provide a few. I actually think he's a lot better than Kane, even if the latter had a great season last year.

mmmmm. do you work for our transfer committee?

[Red House]

Ronald Koeman will do.

[Paul]

Seamus Coleman is quality too.

[El Dangerous]

I'd sign Andy Carroll back for a laugh and let Coutinho put a saddle on him and ride him around Melwood like a prince.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Aly Cissokho

Stewart Downing

Your Ma.

[Grinch]

None of them, every single one of them would cost far more than they're worth.   Unfortunately you just know we'll massively over pay for at least one shite premier league player this season, as per usual.

[TheHowieLama]

Coutinho.

[Harry Squatter]

John Stones

 

Begovic

[aRdja]

John Stones or Ross Barkley.

[Ne Moe Imya]

John Stones or Ross Barkley.

 

Either of these would do me fine, not so much for the players themselves but just watching the reaction of the bloos would be kwalitee.

[Dave D]

Pedro Obiang- West Ham.

 

He's only just signed for them for around 5m from Sampdoria.

 

An improvement on both Lucas and Allen  

[milky]

John Stones.

 

Quality, with the added fume factor too.

[Tony Moanero]

Trevor Turd.

[ben48]

Akinfenwa from the dons,it would be a fuckin riot.Try kicking him Shawcross.

[Byrnie]

Mirallas. He'd be great for us.

 

I don't rate John Stones at all.

[El Dangerous]

Trevor Turd.

Never heard of the cunt.

[Paul]

Trevor Turd.

He's fucking shit.

[Jairzinho]

If he was called Trevini Turdinho you twats would be spunking your pants about signing him.

[SammyAftershave]

If he was called Trevini Turdinho you twats would be spunking your pants about signing him.

 

You stink!