The New Star Wars Films

[RedKnight]

Oh and Lucasfilm have just announced the creators of Game of Thrones (David Benioff and D.B. Weiss) are going to write and produce another series of films.

 

Completely separate from the main episodes and separate from Rian Johnson’s new trilogy also.

 

http://variety.com/2018/film/news/star-wars-game-of-thrones-new-films-david-benioff-db-weiss-1202689489/

 

Not sold on that. We're all going to get tired of Star Wars movies every year, even me, the man who has more Star Wars merch than I care to mention.

[Juniper]

Not sold on that. We're all going to get tired of Star Wars movies every year, even me, the man who has more Star Wars merch than I care to mention.

Yeah, feel the same. At this rate they’ll be a couple released a year and that just feels wrong.

 

Guessing the Rian Johnson trilogy and these new films will run (production-wise) closely given how close together they have been announced. Surely rough ideas have been pitched...etc already.

 

Plus you then have Episode 9 and any more stand alone anthology movies to come, plus not to mention the live action tv show.

 

Way too much going on for my liking. Only just getting used to a Han Solo film so soon after The Last Jedi. Even that feels wrong.

 

Disney are going balls deep like they have with Marvel, which for me in the case of Star Wars is a mistake as it’s not an established universe outside of the Episode films, which seems to be the direction they are taking it.

 

Maybe this is Disneys focus now for the next decade now that the main Marvel films look to be winding down with the release of Infinity War 1&2.

 

You can’t keep casting the same Iron Man and Captain America forever and need to move onto another film series to bring in the cash I guess. If this is the case I’m not sure about Star Wars being it.

[Chris]

This was my fear when Disney bought it; that it would be watered down to the point of practical irrelevance with little to no reverence for the originals. 

[Dave D]

Its started with all these hidden Cameos- Daniel Craig etc.

 

It will inevitably lead to someone from TOWIE being in it

[Strontium]

Gemma Collins as Jabba the Hutt.

[Chris]

Gemma Collins as Jabba the Hutt.

 

 

Tight on Jabba, that. 

[Dave D]

The recent feminist movement will put paid to Jabba and his birds on chains.

 

In fact, we'll probably find he has slimmed down considerably as well. 

 

He'll be on a treadmill whilst watching Loose Women.    

[Paul]

I really like the idea of a totally unconnected series of films by the GOT lads, who are brilliant writers. I’ve realised that Star Wars has already irreversibly changed and so I’d rather embrace that and see where it goes than grumble about it any more. However, I think that will only be possible for me once the breakaway from the Skywalker saga happens.

[Strontium]

The recent feminist movement will put paid to Jabba and his birds on chains.

 

In fact, we'll probably find he has slimmed down considerably as well. 

 

He'll be on a treadmill whilst watching Loose Women.

It turns out that the Hutts, like real-life slugs, are actually hermaphrodites. This has been the case forever, though I'm sure Kathleen Kennedy will be blamed if we see a Hutt who identifies more as a female.

[Scott_M]

It turns out that the Hutts, like real-life slugs, are actually hermaphrodites. This has been the case forever, though I'm sure Kathleen Kennedy will be blamed if we see a Hutt who identifies more as a female.

Isn’t Jabba’s bitch next to him at the start of the pod race in TPM?

[Ted]

Probably, the fucking slag.

[Chris]

Announced the special features for The Last Jedi Blu-ray and digital release today.

 

This sounds like the shittest bonus feature ever: "The Director and the Jedi – Go deep behind the scenes with writer-director Rian Johnson on an intimate and personal journey through the production of the movie—and experience what it’s like to helm a global franchise and cultural phenomenon."

 

Is it gonna be him sat there wanking off Louis C.K. style? What a bellend. 

[Chris]

You know what, looking at the whole thing, it's just a big Rain Johnson jizzfest designed to justify the shitty choices he made.

 

http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-last-jedi-comes-home

 

Get tae fuck.

[Special K]

All done with everyone involved talking about how perfect everything was and there was no problem between anyone

 

(This was noted on Red Letter Media)

[Chris]

"Balance of the Force – Explore the mythology of the Force and why Rian Johnson chose to interpret its role in such a unique way."

 

Translation: "...and why Rian Johnson tied himself in knots trying to come up with a coherent story, while also ignoring the mythology and making everything about him."

[Juniper]

Announced the special features for The Last Jedi Blu-ray and digital release today.

 

This sounds like the shittest bonus feature ever: "The Director and the Jedi – Go deep behind the scenes with writer-director Rian Johnson on an intimate and personal journey through the production of the movie—and experience what it’s like to helm a global franchise and cultural phenomenon."

 

Is it gonna be him sat there wanking off Louis C.K. style? What a bellend.

Haha fucking hell. You've gotta be a bit sad to moan about bonus features on a DVD. Who watches them anyway!

 

(and Rian filmed a lot of behind the scenes stuff as they shot it so it's no surprise if it's made the DVD)

 

All done with everyone involved talking about how perfect everything was and there was no problem between anyone

 

(This was noted on Red Letter Media)

Personally I'm fed up with hearing about how people go out their way to let it be known they hate it. The people in the hate crowd are far more vocal.

 

"Shitty bonus features on a DVD!??! The Last Jedi is shit!!!"

 

Who gives a fuck.

[Tony Moanero]

Haha fucking hell. You've gotta be a bit sad to moan about bonus features on a DVD. Who watches them anyway!

 

(and Rian filmed a lot of behind the scenes stuff as they shot it so it's no surprise if it's made the DVD)

 

 

Personally I'm fed up with hearing about how people go out their way to let it be known they hate it. The people in the hate crowd are far more vocal.

 

"Shitty bonus features on a DVD!??! The Last Jedi is shit!!!"

 

Who gives a fuck.

I spend 75% of my day watching DVD bonus features, you bastard.

[Juniper]

I spend 75% of my day watching DVD bonus features, you bastard.

But you aren’t going to watch any of the new Star Wars films Tony, so quit your yapping.

[Tony Moanero]

But you aren’t going to watch any of the new Star Wars films Tony, so quit your yapping.

Won't stop me moaning about them.

[Chris]

Haha fucking hell. You've gotta be a bit sad to moan about bonus features on a DVD. Who watches them anyway!

 

(and Rian filmed a lot of behind the scenes stuff as they shot it so it's no surprise if it's made the DVD)

 

 

Personally I'm fed up with hearing about how people go out their way to let it be known they hate it. The people in the hate crowd are far more vocal.

 

"Shitty bonus features on a DVD!??! The Last Jedi is shit!!!"

 

Who gives a fuck.

 

 

Sure, no-one watches them, that's why loads of money is spent on making them. Right you are.

 

Also, notice how there are no other voices? No commentaries from the cast. Nothing from Mark Fucking Hamill? Might it be because he fucking hated it too?

[Juniper]

Sure, no-one watches them, that's why loads of money is spent on making them. Right you are.

 

Also, notice how there are no other voices? No commentaries from the cast. Nothing from Mark Fucking Hamill? Might it be because he fucking hated it too?

Haha!! Fucking hell.

 

State of that.

[Chris]

Haha!! Fucking hell.

 

State of that.

 

 

Yeah ok. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I never got on to Hammil’s absolute disdain for it until after I’d seen someone tweet where someone had made a sad advert type video. First glance I thought it was a just a mash up. But 2nd time I got on to what he was saying, and he really, really didn’t like it did he?

[Chris]

I never got on to Hammil’s absolute disdain for it until after I’d seen someone tweet where someone had made a sad advert type video. First glance I thought it was a just a mash up. But 2nd time I got on to what he was saying, and he really, really didn’t like it did he?

 

 

I think because some entitled scrote took his life's work, showed absolutely no reverence for it (or so much he tied himself in knots trying to figure out what to do with it), and ended up taking a massive shit all over it in order to try and make his mark. 

[Jose Jones]

Chris, on 21 Feb 2018 - 12:38 PM, said:

 

I think because some entitled scrote took his life's work, showed absolutely no reverence for it (or so much he tied himself in knots trying to figure out what to do with it), and ended up taking a massive shit all over it in order to try and make his mark.

Considering his name is Johnson, wouldn't that make him more of an entitled cock?