little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Willard]

Condiments in sachets. I’ve got an issue with fine motor skills in my fingers so I cannot open the fiddly fucking things.  Just put out a sauce bottle you tight fuckers. 

[Tony Moanero]

21 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Condiments in sachets. I’ve got an issue with fine motor skills in my fingers so I cannot open the fiddly fucking things.  Just put out a sauce bottle you tight fuckers. 

 

[Captain Willard]

53 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Yes good idea. The trouble is I fly a lot for work so will inevitably forget it’s in my bag and lose it in airport security at one point. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 09/09/2021 at 12:15, Bjornebye said:

Some fella nearly took me clean out on Hope Street the other day. Told him to get on the road and he started shouting some nonsense back as he sped off. If he'd crashed into me I'd have been in a shit state, fucking idiots. 

Hope Street? The road is probably one of the safest in Liverpool for cycling and the pavements would be shite for it, even if there were no pedestrians to hit.

 

Worra cock.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 29/10/2021 at 16:02, Harry Squatter said:

Went into a pub near Birmingham a few weeks ago and they refused to take orders for food at the bar and told me to download their app. So I have to download an app on my phone and give them all my details so they can spam me constantly with emails. All I wanted was a fucking burger. 

 

 

I'm guessing it's a sneaky way to employ fewer waiters, because they don't need a paid human to take your order. It's called progress, dontcha know.

[Bjornebye]

13 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Hope Street? The road is probably one of the safest in Liverpool for cycling and the pavements would be shite for it, even if there were no pedestrians to hit.

 

Worra cock.

Some people just aren’t arsed as long as their ok 

[YorkshireRed]

People (most often a dark haired woman who goes by the name Mrs YorkshireRed) who despite being asked at least a million times to replace the Sky remote on the coffee table, once used, has once again lost it. 
 

Usually this only comes to light when I want to watch some form of sporting event, often causing me to miss the start.

 

Most often, it’s a relatively easy find down the side of the sofa but it has been known to have been left in the kitchen or downstairs toilet. On one occasion I suspect it was accidentally thrown out but this remains unproven. 

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

People (most often a dark haired woman who goes by the name Mrs YorkshireRed) who despite being asked at least a million times to replace the Sky remote on the coffee table, once used, has once again lost it. 
 

Usually this only comes to light when I want to watch some form of sporting event, often causing me to miss the start.

 

Most often, it’s a relatively easy find down the side of the sofa but it has been known to have been left in the kitchen or downstairs toilet. On one occasion I suspect it was accidentally thrown out but this remains unproven. 

Stand in the conservatory kicking off with a poker in your hand. It’s the go to stance for all remote based fall outs 

[Bobby Hundreds]

DIY just never seems to go smoothly there's always some fucking problem big or small. 

[Harry's Lad]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

People (most often a dark haired woman who goes by the name Mrs YorkshireRed) who despite being asked at least a million times to replace the Sky remote on the coffee table, once used, has once again lost it. 
 

Usually this only comes to light when I want to watch some form of sporting event, often causing me to miss the start.

 

Most often, it’s a relatively easy find down the side of the sofa but it has been known to have been left in the kitchen or downstairs toilet. On one occasion I suspect it was accidentally thrown out but this remains unproven. 

If it's Sky Q, press the Q on the front of the box and the remote will beep.

[Captain Willard]

Mrs Willard, ex raver, is a bit deaf so cranks the car radio up to ludicrous volumes then parks it up and leaves it. When I start it the following morning, it sounds like a fucking bomb has gone off underneath it. Scares the fuck out of me and the kids every time. 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

If it's Sky Q, press the Q on the front of the box and the remote will beep.

 

And then he finds it in her drawer full of 'toys'.

[Bjornebye]

People who chat shit while singing a song, between lines or instead of lines. 

 

Sophie Ellis-Bextor has done some 24 hour danceathon thing and Radio 2 are playing some of it, she's crucifying Dancing Queen by Abba right now, talking over it with the odd note. Just after the "only 17" line she goes "43 but whose counting" she keeps talking the wide gridded posh cunt I'm in a right mood now "yeeeah" 

[Bjornebye]

Just remembered she did some kitchen cant dance thing when we all first went into lockdown and that was a load of talk over shit as well. Murder on the darrrnce floor, I wish you leggy bastard now they're playing Groovejet by Spiller ft the cunt, sort it out Ken 

[Geoff Woade]

32 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just remembered she did some kitchen cant dance thing when we all first went into lockdown and that was a load of talk over shit as well. Murder on the darrrnce floor, I wish you leggy bastard now they're playing Groovejet by Spiller ft the cunt, sort it out Ken 

Quite how she’s managed to stay in any way relevant is beyond me. Living off that one song from over 20 years ago. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

Quite how she’s managed to stay in any way relevant is beyond me. Living off that one song from over 20 years ago. 

Mum and Dad are connected I think. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Mum and Dad are connected I think. 

Blue Peter and wanking are the answer.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Blue Peter and wanking are the answer.

She's got some pins on her 

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She's got some pins on her 

 

 

 

They are top legs.

[VladimirIlyich]

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She's got some pins on her 

 

 

 

I meant her Ma as well,back in the day.

[Captain Turdseye]

You wank while you watch Blue Peter?
 

That’s pretty concerning for the children of Castlefields. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You wank while you watch Blue Peter?
 

That’s pretty concerning for the children of Castlefields. 

Here's on I wanked off over earlier

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You wank while you watch Blue Peter?
 

That’s pretty concerning for the children of Castlefields. 

If you'd have been around when Janet Ellis was on Blue Peter then so would you. Just look at that pussy.

[Remmie]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just remembered she did some kitchen cant dance thing when we all first went into lockdown and that was a load of talk over shit as well. Murder on the darrrnce floor, I wish you leggy bastard now they're playing Groovejet by Spiller ft the cunt, sort it out Ken 

You get all that monologuing on shitty TV shows as well with lessons learned and tedious shit like that. 

[Chairman Meow]

Radio 2. 

 

More specifically the fact they are now filling it up with all of the people who drove me away from listening to other stations years ago.