Subtle signs that someone is probably a headcase

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

People that go to a carvery/food type pub and order a curry.

 

I'm going out on Sunday day for a family birthday meal and it reminded my that my sister always does the above, probably never set foot in an Indian restaurant in her life but will order a bland, uninspiring microwaved tikka from the pub like the complete mentalist she is.

 

I said to her once she should try a proper curry but she doesn't like foreign food apparently. I blame the parents.

In my young and less sophisticated days we had a leaving do at an Indian restaurant. I perused the menu for ages then ordered a mushroom omelette.

[Kevin D]

Her fingernails all have different colours. 

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who obsesses over celebrities or the Royal family.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone who likes anything to do with Pokemon, who isn't 6.

[Captain Willard]

Lots of pets unless they are fish or bees. Anyone with more than 5 pets is borderline, 10 plus is a nutter. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They’re getting angry and ranty over the Barbie film. 

[Bob]

Anyone that wants to be Home Secretary and thinks the one before them was a bit soft.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Lots of cats. Anyone with more than one cat is a nutter. 

Fixed. Even one is pushing it.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

11 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Lots of pets unless they are fish or bees. Anyone with more than 5 pets is borderline, 10 plus is a nutter. 

 

 

Anyone who says fur babies or Rainbow Bridge or claims an Animals life is more valuable than a humans.

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Anyone who claims to be a fan of something but doesn't know anything about it. 

 

"I love star wars me, I dressed up as a stormtrooper at Llandudno comicon."

 

"What do you think of the Empire's 'human first' policy on the core worlds and how do you think Grand Admiral Thrawn reconciles it, given the fact he's a member of the Chiss Ascendancy?"

 

"Fuck you on about?"

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone who's on anti psychotic medication like Ziprasidone or Clozapine.

[Furmedge]

17 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who claims to be a fan of something but doesn't know anything about it. 

 

"I love star wars me, I dressed up as a stormtrooper at Llandudno comicon."

 

"What do you think of the Empire's 'human first' policy on the core worlds and how do you think Grand Admiral Thrawn reconciles it, given the fact he's a member of the Chiss Ascendancy?"

 

"Fuck you on about?"

 

 

 

My brother in law does this, and travels by public transport to comicons dressed in a stormtrooper uniform.

 

We've not spoken in around 7 years. My wife and her sister completely understand.

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who claims to be a fan of something but doesn't know anything about it. 

 

"I love star wars me, I dressed up as a stormtrooper at Llandudno comicon."

 

"What do you think of the Empire's 'human first' policy on the core worlds and how do you think Grand Admiral Thrawn reconciles it, given the fact he's a member of the Chiss Ascendancy?"

 

"Fuck you on about?"

 

 

I like the Laser swords.

[stringvest]

Anyone who mentions Star Wars, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, or various computer games in polite conversation.  

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Using the phrase "Science doesn't know everything."

[Liverpool lad]

Cans of goth juice often have me suspicious of people. The reason is that starting your day with all this sugar and caffeine will surely lead to ups and downs in your energy or mood. This will heighten any mental deficiencies 

 

The other sure sign of a lunatic is when they prefix their children's names with 'my'.  The next level of this is when they do the same for pets.  These people are not right

[Paulie Dangerously]

Putting the words "so-called" in front of the words pandemic,  holocaust or racism 

[Section_31]

Not looking at you when they talk to you. We had a landscaper out recently who used to be a mental health nurse and he was odd as fuck. He'd talk to you side on and kept laughing a lot. He talked mostly about his love of amateur dramatics and never followed up with a quote. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Using the phrase "Science doesn't know everything."

 

"I do not consent"

[Creator Supreme]

6 hours ago, Furmedge said:

travels by public transport

 

6 hours ago, Furmedge said:

dressed in a stormtrooper uniform.

Sure sign of Nazi behaviour that!

[Section_31]

Women who talk a lot openly about men and/or sex. 

 

You're usually not far away from plates being thrown, tears and whatnot. Tend to be nasty/cry a lot when they're drunk too.

[johnsusername]

On 25/07/2023 at 13:36, Paulie Dangerously said:

Putting the words "so-called" in front of the words pandemic,  holocaust or racism 

 

"So-called expert". Who's usually a professor or doctor. 

[Stouffer]

Wearing loads of military gear when they're not in the forces.

[Clem H Fandango]

Anyone who says 'you could get run over and killed by a bus tomorrow'.

 

I've got news for you headcase, I won't.

 

Refer also to people who say life is short.

[bossy]

10 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Anyone who says 'you could get run over and killed by a bus tomorrow'.

 

I've got news for you headcase, I won't.

 

Refer also to people who say life is short.

I usually answer - Life’s short but the hours are long.